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Ja obozhavam kenija
Meni je on najgenijalniji lik, ne samo u toj seriji, možda čak svih vremena.
Sedma epizoda je super.
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South park- serija
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Meni je on najgenijalniji lik, ne samo u toj seriji, možda čak svih vremena.
Sedma epizoda je super.
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Ja sam se odushevio kenijem u prvoj epizodi trinaeste sezone
a Cartman mi je najbolesniji, cepam se kao nenormalan kad proziva jevreje
a Cartman mi je najbolesniji, cepam se kao nenormalan kad proziva jevreje
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''Jews can't be pirates'' XD
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little jew: "Excuse me, it seems i just cant concentrate now"
cartman: "well maybe we should send you to a consentration camp"
cartman: "well maybe we should send you to a consentration camp"
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Evo da se pohvalim (a i reklamiram), napravio sam printove za majice koje su vezane za South Park:
Evo linka svih mojih printova: http://www.vizioshop.com/majice/leteca sibica
Većina majica je dostupna u crnoj, beloj i crvenoj boji čini mi se. Inače, ja dobijam 15% od svake prodate majice.
Ako neko ima neku posebnu želju, a ne može sam da uradi, tražite slobodno.
BTW, neko je tražio prevod sa sedmu epizodu: http://divx-titlovi.com/co-yu/divx-subtitles/download/south_park/78337.aspx
Evo linka svih mojih printova: http://www.vizioshop.com/majice/leteca sibica
Većina majica je dostupna u crnoj, beloj i crvenoj boji čini mi se. Inače, ja dobijam 15% od svake prodate majice.
Ako neko ima neku posebnu želju, a ne može sam da uradi, tražite slobodno.
BTW, neko je tražio prevod sa sedmu epizodu: http://divx-titlovi.com/co-yu/divx-subtitles/download/south_park/78337.aspx
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dobra ti je ova kad je murkan i kad proziva hipike
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dobra ti je ova kad je murkan i kad proziva hipike
To je iz epizoda Chickenlover i Die, Hippie, Die. Neke od najboljih po mom mišljenju. Meni je jaka i ova sa Buttersom. Nisam mogao da prestanem da se smejem kad su ga pogodili. Mnogo dobro urađena scena.
Ona kratka tišina odmah posle trenutka kada su ga pogodili. ×D
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Evo da se pohvalim (a i reklamiram), napravio sam printove za majice koje su vezane za South Park:
Evo linka svih mojih printova: http://www.vizioshop.com/majice/leteca sibica
Većina majica je dostupna u crnoj, beloj i crvenoj boji čini mi se. Inače, ja dobijam 15% od svake prodate majice.
Ako neko ima neku posebnu želju, a ne može sam da uradi, tražite slobodno.
Vidim da smo prešli na 10. stranu, pa da ne ostane na prethodnoj...
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Keni je 
Jel se on pojavljuje bez svog narandžastog odela samo u emsiji sa Majkl Džeksonom?
Jel se on pojavljuje bez svog narandžastog odela samo u emsiji sa Majkl Džeksonom?
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ja sam samo tu video
a faca mu se vidi u filmu
a faca mu se vidi u filmu
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Pojavljuje se bez odela i u onoj epizodi sa onim mađioničarem koji ima svoj kult,pa se isus i super best friends bore protiv njega.
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Kakav je to advertajzing ovde? 
Ova je dobra XD
Evo da se pohvalim (a i reklamiram), napravio sam printove za majice koje su vezane za South Park:
Ova je dobra XD
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Haha Keni najveci frajer
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Kakav je to advertajzing ovde?
Business...
Sad pravim Craiga kako pokazuje srednji prst. Sećate se toga? On stalno i svakome iz čista mira pokazuje srednji prst i pravi se lud.
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Eric Cartman: How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor.
Eric Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
[checks on the kids in her class to see if their parenting skills went well]
Ms. Garrison: Now, how about our gay couples? Stan and Kyle?
Stan: [determined] Fine!
Ms. Garrison: What?
Stan: No problems at all!
Ms. Garrison: [angry] That's impossible!
[she snatches the egg from Stan's hand and looks it over carefully]
Ms. Garrison: Are you sure you didn't break it and switch eggs on me? Where's my signature?
Stan: It's right there, see?
[he leans toward Kyle in fear; Wendy looks away from the action]
Ms. Garrison: [shouts] Two boys can't possibly take care of an egg!
Kyle: Dude, it's totally fine.
Ms. Garrison: [shouts] It isn't fine! It has two daddies! It may be fine on the outside, but inside it's confused and embarrassed! Look at the freak egg! It has two daddies!
[taunts the egg directly]
Ms. Garrison: Two daddies! Two daddies! C'mon, class, let's rip on the freak egg! Two daddies! Two daddies!
Kyle: All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.
Garrison: You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.
Kada je Kennya udario autobus i ostali mislili da je mrtav, ali se on zakačio i odvezao do Mexica, pa ih zove telefonom:
Cartman: Kenny said in hell people speak Spanish and the water there gives you diarrhea.
Cartman: Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you? Yeah, that was a good one, God. Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard.
Tweek: But what if I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?
Stan: Tweek, when has that ever happened, except for that one time?
Chef's Father: Dammit, monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy.
Cartman: Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Mrs. Crabtree: [shouting] What did you say?
Stan: I said, "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."
Mrs. Crabtree: Oh.
Kyle: Whoa, dude.
Stan: I always wondered if that would work.
Santa Claus: [after gunning down an Iraqi henchman] I couldn't do it. I couldn't let him live. He shocked Santa's balls.
Satan: Saddam. But... I killed you.
Saddam Hussein: Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit?
Sgt. Harrison Yates: Let's give Blackie a welcome home.
[Mr. Jefferson turns around to reveal his face]
Sgt. Harrison Yates: Whoa, wait a m... That guy isn't black! Holy God, his son isn't black either! Oh Jesus!
[Over CB]
Sgt. Harrison Yates: This is Yates, stand down! I repeat, stand down! Suspect is not black!
[to Harris]
Sgt. Harrison Yates: You son of a bitch, you told me this guy was African American!
Det. Harris: It says right here on the filo sheet he is.
Sgt. Harrison Yates: Does that look like a black guy to you?
Det. Harris: It says so on the filo sheet.
Sgt. Harrison Yates: Jesus Christ monkey balls! We could have made an innocent man go to jail who wasn't black.
[Vomits]
Sgt. Harrison Yates: Jesus, Harris, what have we become? We're supposed to protect the people. Where have we lost our way?
Det. Harris: Sir, it's possible he is black, even though he doesn't look it.
Sgt. Harrison Yates: To hell with you! I'm never gonna frame an innocent man again unless I know he's black for sure!
Man #1: [after a crowd tramples Kenny] Oh my God, I found a penny.
Man #2: You bastard.
[Chef bursts in on the Mayor and Officer Barbrady]
Mayor: Why Chef, what a surprise.
Officer Barbrady: You're probably wondering why we're standing here with a pile of money and no pants on.
Chef: Actually, uh...
Mayor: Well, I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese mafia.
Officer Barbrady: Not a thingy-dingy.
Mr. McCormick: Hey. We don't say "****" at the table, you little asshole.
Mr. Garrison: Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.
Mrs. Crabtree: Sit down or the bunny dies!
Stan: Wendy? You didn't?
Wendy: I told her. DON'T
[beep]
Wendy: WITH WENDY TESTABERGER!
Chef: How long until we get to Washington?
Mrs Crabtree: Sit down kid!
Chef: I just want to know how far it is to Washington?
Mrs Crabtree: I SAID SIT DOWN KID!
Chef: I just want to know how far it is to Washington you fat hog.
Mrs Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Chef: I said I wish I could go to Prague.
Mrs Crabtree: So do I.
Jimmy: Knock, knock.
Cartman: Who's there?
Jimmy: Interrupting cow.
Cartman: Interrupting cow wh...
Jimmy: [interrupting] Mooo!
Kyle: Kyle, I told you, all kids in Colorado play hide and seek at the airport.
Stan: Yeah, as soon as we get to the concourse you'll see how much fun it is.
Kyle: This is taking too long. That flight to Connecticut is gonna leave. Hey! Can we speed things up here?
Security Officer George: Duh sorry, but ever since that It thing came out, the airlines have had to cut back on employees.
Kyle: Dude, we're the only ones here. How long does it take to get five people through security?
Security Officer George: Let's see... Five people plus times, divided... Two hours domestic, three hours international.
Kyle's Cousin: Can't we just play hide and seek at home?
Kyle: No!
Security Officer George: Aha! What's this?
[removes toe nail clipper from Kenny's coat]
Security Officer George: A toe nail clipper! Die, terrorist!
[shoots Kenny in the head]
Security Officer George: See, we do these checks for a reason.
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your while havin' sex with you!" I would have sex with myself.
Mr. Garrison: [in reference to the Declaration of Independence] And who wrote that document? Hmm... let's see... I know, let's ask the new kid, Timmy.
Timmy: Timmy!
Mr. Garrison: No Timmy, it wasn't you
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Eric Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
[checks on the kids in her class to see if their parenting skills went well]
Ms. Garrison: Now, how about our gay couples? Stan and Kyle?
Stan: [determined] Fine!
Ms. Garrison: What?
Stan: No problems at all!
Ms. Garrison: [angry] That's impossible!
[she snatches the egg from Stan's hand and looks it over carefully]
Ms. Garrison: Are you sure you didn't break it and switch eggs on me? Where's my signature?
Stan: It's right there, see?
[he leans toward Kyle in fear; Wendy looks away from the action]
Ms. Garrison: [shouts] Two boys can't possibly take care of an egg!
Kyle: Dude, it's totally fine.
Ms. Garrison: [shouts] It isn't fine! It has two daddies! It may be fine on the outside, but inside it's confused and embarrassed! Look at the freak egg! It has two daddies!
[taunts the egg directly]
Ms. Garrison: Two daddies! Two daddies! C'mon, class, let's rip on the freak egg! Two daddies! Two daddies!
Kyle: All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.
Garrison: You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.
Kada je Kennya udario autobus i ostali mislili da je mrtav, ali se on zakačio i odvezao do Mexica, pa ih zove telefonom:
Cartman: Kenny said in hell people speak Spanish and the water there gives you diarrhea.
Cartman: Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you? Yeah, that was a good one, God. Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard.
Tweek: But what if I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?
Stan: Tweek, when has that ever happened, except for that one time?
Chef's Father: Dammit, monster, I ain't givin you no treefiddy.
Cartman: Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Mrs. Crabtree: [shouting] What did you say?
Stan: I said, "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."
Mrs. Crabtree: Oh.
Kyle: Whoa, dude.
Stan: I always wondered if that would work.
Santa Claus: [after gunning down an Iraqi henchman] I couldn't do it. I couldn't let him live. He shocked Santa's balls.
Satan: Saddam. But... I killed you.
Saddam Hussein: Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit?
Sgt. Harrison Yates: Let's give Blackie a welcome home.
[Mr. Jefferson turns around to reveal his face]
Sgt. Harrison Yates: Whoa, wait a m... That guy isn't black! Holy God, his son isn't black either! Oh Jesus!
[Over CB]
Sgt. Harrison Yates: This is Yates, stand down! I repeat, stand down! Suspect is not black!
[to Harris]
Sgt. Harrison Yates: You son of a bitch, you told me this guy was African American!
Det. Harris: It says right here on the filo sheet he is.
Sgt. Harrison Yates: Does that look like a black guy to you?
Det. Harris: It says so on the filo sheet.
Sgt. Harrison Yates: Jesus Christ monkey balls! We could have made an innocent man go to jail who wasn't black.
[Vomits]
Sgt. Harrison Yates: Jesus, Harris, what have we become? We're supposed to protect the people. Where have we lost our way?
Det. Harris: Sir, it's possible he is black, even though he doesn't look it.
Sgt. Harrison Yates: To hell with you! I'm never gonna frame an innocent man again unless I know he's black for sure!
Man #1: [after a crowd tramples Kenny] Oh my God, I found a penny.
Man #2: You bastard.
[Chef bursts in on the Mayor and Officer Barbrady]
Mayor: Why Chef, what a surprise.
Officer Barbrady: You're probably wondering why we're standing here with a pile of money and no pants on.
Chef: Actually, uh...
Mayor: Well, I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese mafia.
Officer Barbrady: Not a thingy-dingy.
Mr. McCormick: Hey. We don't say "****" at the table, you little asshole.
Mr. Garrison: Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.
Mrs. Crabtree: Sit down or the bunny dies!
Stan: Wendy? You didn't?
Wendy: I told her. DON'T
[beep]
Wendy: WITH WENDY TESTABERGER!
Chef: How long until we get to Washington?
Mrs Crabtree: Sit down kid!
Chef: I just want to know how far it is to Washington?
Mrs Crabtree: I SAID SIT DOWN KID!
Chef: I just want to know how far it is to Washington you fat hog.
Mrs Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Chef: I said I wish I could go to Prague.
Mrs Crabtree: So do I.
Jimmy: Knock, knock.
Cartman: Who's there?
Jimmy: Interrupting cow.
Cartman: Interrupting cow wh...
Jimmy: [interrupting] Mooo!
Kyle: Kyle, I told you, all kids in Colorado play hide and seek at the airport.
Stan: Yeah, as soon as we get to the concourse you'll see how much fun it is.
Kyle: This is taking too long. That flight to Connecticut is gonna leave. Hey! Can we speed things up here?
Security Officer George: Duh sorry, but ever since that It thing came out, the airlines have had to cut back on employees.
Kyle: Dude, we're the only ones here. How long does it take to get five people through security?
Security Officer George: Let's see... Five people plus times, divided... Two hours domestic, three hours international.
Kyle's Cousin: Can't we just play hide and seek at home?
Kyle: No!
Security Officer George: Aha! What's this?
[removes toe nail clipper from Kenny's coat]
Security Officer George: A toe nail clipper! Die, terrorist!
[shoots Kenny in the head]
Security Officer George: See, we do these checks for a reason.
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your while havin' sex with you!" I would have sex with myself.
Mr. Garrison: [in reference to the Declaration of Independence] And who wrote that document? Hmm... let's see... I know, let's ask the new kid, Timmy.
Timmy: Timmy!
Mr. Garrison: No Timmy, it wasn't you
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Ozzy Osbourne: [Ozzy Osbourne is describing how he became famous] Many years ago, I was the lead man in a struggling band. Chef told me to wear funny hats. I thought he said "bite the head off a bat." And the rest is history!
Cartman: I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now!
Butters: Uh oh.
[He slowly backs away from Cartman in fear]
Stan: They took our jobs!
[audience replies]
Stan: Dey tok yer jobs! Dey tk yer jabbs! Derrker derrrd!
Leopold 'Butters' Stotch: [Butters is holding a Barbie doll] "Hey there, Butters, wanna slap my titties around?" Uh, no thanks, ma'am. I might get in trouble again.
[he puts the doll away and begins whistling]
KKK Leader: White power! White power!
Mr. Garrison: [as Mr. Hat] White power!
[as Mr. Garrison]
Mr. Garrison: Oh, I'm sorry, Chef, Mr. Hat is a racist son of a bitch.
[as Mr. Hat]
Mr. Garrison: Don't apologize for me to that spear chucker.
[as Mr. Garrison; gasps]
Mr. Garrison: Mr. Hat!
[runs]
Mr. Garrison: Aaah!
Stan: What would I do if Kyle died, Kenny? I'd never see him again!
[cries]
Kenny: That does it! I'm sick and tired of this bullshit. Screw you guys, I'm going home!
[a piano falls, crushing him]
Chef: James Taylor, what the hell are you doing singing about prostitutes to these children? Get outta here!
Stan: Whoa, wait a minute! Kyle saved your life. I think you at least owe him a thank-you!
Cartman: [sighs] Okay. Kyle...
[credits roll]
Cartman: [as the Tooth Fairy] Do not open your eyes until morning. Or else I will kick you in the nuts!
Butters: Yes, ma'am!
Kyle: Well, are there any chores I can do?
Mrs. Broflovski: Sure, Kyle. You can go to the concert after you clean your room, shovel the driveway, and bring democracy to Cuba!
Kyle: What's Cuba?
Gerald Brofloski: It's a communist country.
Kyle: Okay. Do I have to shovel the whole driveway, or just the side with the car? (za one koji nisu gledali epizodu, stvarno je doneo demokratiju u Kubu, ali ga nisu pustili na koncert)
Cartman: [chatting with an older man] "I'm eight and a half inches." Whoa, this guy's tiny. He must be a dwarf.
[types]
Cartman: "I don't want to be friends with a midget. Midgets piss me off." Frowny-face. XD
Cartman: The wrong bus home and ended up in Rancho de Burritos Rojos, south of Castle Rock, and finally got a ride home with a man who was missing his left index finger, named Gary Bushwell, arriving home at 11:46.
Butters: This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!
Eric Cartman: This is Baghdad? God, what a shithole.
[Jesus looks at him]
Eric Cartman: I mean, oh wow, these poor, unfortunate people.
City Wok Owner: You *goddamn* Mongolians. Stay away from my shitty [meant as city] wall. (takođe jedna od jačih epizoda)
Man #1: Hello, camper! My name is Rick! How're you doing?
Cartman: [shouts] Well, I'm pissed off, Rick! How are you?
Chef: Hello there, children!
Stan: Chef! What would a priest want to stick in my butt!
Chef: ...G'bye!
[Jimbo and folks are stuck at Studio, they have to raffle off the next eatable person]
Uncle Jimbob: OK, until now, everyone has picked up a long stick. I will be next.
[Jimbo picks up a stick from Barbrady's fist; a tall one]
Uncle Jimbob: Phew!
[Mr. Garrison picks up a stick; a tall one]
Mr. Garrison: Phew!
[Barbrady opens his fist; another tall one]
Officer Barbrady: Whooof!
Uncle Jimbob: Barbrady, where the hell is the short one?
Officer Barbrady: a What?
Uncle Jimbob: Someone has to get a short stick, so we know, who will lose!
Officer Barbrady: Hmm... I always have played with wrong rules!
Cartman: [referring to the Mr. Hankey motion picture] Who the hell cast Tom Hanks in this? Tom Hanks can't act his way out of a nutsack!
Mr Garrison: Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people.
Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?
Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight. XD
Terrance: I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer.
Cartman (on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan): It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.
Other Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.
Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
Eric Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
Mr. Garrison: Hey, guess what everybody? I'm gay!
Principal Victoria: Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Mackey: What?
Mr. Garrison: I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave!
Principal Victoria: You admit it? You admit it!!!
Mr. Mackey: Oh, that's great, Mr. Garrison. You've finally come to terms with yourself!
Mr. Garrison: Yeah, it feels really good!
Principal Victoria: Well, congratulations!
Mr. Mackey: Yeah, congratulations!
Mr. Garrison: You know, I feel like I can start anew. If it's not alright with you, I'd like to go back to teaching the third grade.
Principal Victoria: Oh. I'm sorry, we don't hire gay people.
Cartman: I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now!
Butters: Uh oh.
[He slowly backs away from Cartman in fear]
Stan: They took our jobs!
[audience replies]
Stan: Dey tok yer jobs! Dey tk yer jabbs! Derrker derrrd!
Leopold 'Butters' Stotch: [Butters is holding a Barbie doll] "Hey there, Butters, wanna slap my titties around?" Uh, no thanks, ma'am. I might get in trouble again.
[he puts the doll away and begins whistling]
KKK Leader: White power! White power!
Mr. Garrison: [as Mr. Hat] White power!
[as Mr. Garrison]
Mr. Garrison: Oh, I'm sorry, Chef, Mr. Hat is a racist son of a bitch.
[as Mr. Hat]
Mr. Garrison: Don't apologize for me to that spear chucker.
[as Mr. Garrison; gasps]
Mr. Garrison: Mr. Hat!
[runs]
Mr. Garrison: Aaah!
Stan: What would I do if Kyle died, Kenny? I'd never see him again!
[cries]
Kenny: That does it! I'm sick and tired of this bullshit. Screw you guys, I'm going home!
[a piano falls, crushing him]
Chef: James Taylor, what the hell are you doing singing about prostitutes to these children? Get outta here!
Stan: Whoa, wait a minute! Kyle saved your life. I think you at least owe him a thank-you!
Cartman: [sighs] Okay. Kyle...
[credits roll]
Cartman: [as the Tooth Fairy] Do not open your eyes until morning. Or else I will kick you in the nuts!
Butters: Yes, ma'am!
Kyle: Well, are there any chores I can do?
Mrs. Broflovski: Sure, Kyle. You can go to the concert after you clean your room, shovel the driveway, and bring democracy to Cuba!
Kyle: What's Cuba?
Gerald Brofloski: It's a communist country.
Kyle: Okay. Do I have to shovel the whole driveway, or just the side with the car? (za one koji nisu gledali epizodu, stvarno je doneo demokratiju u Kubu, ali ga nisu pustili na koncert)
Cartman: [chatting with an older man] "I'm eight and a half inches." Whoa, this guy's tiny. He must be a dwarf.
[types]
Cartman: "I don't want to be friends with a midget. Midgets piss me off." Frowny-face.
XDCartman: The wrong bus home and ended up in Rancho de Burritos Rojos, south of Castle Rock, and finally got a ride home with a man who was missing his left index finger, named Gary Bushwell, arriving home at 11:46.
Butters: This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!
Eric Cartman: This is Baghdad? God, what a shithole.
[Jesus looks at him]
Eric Cartman: I mean, oh wow, these poor, unfortunate people.
City Wok Owner: You *goddamn* Mongolians. Stay away from my shitty [meant as city] wall. (takođe jedna od jačih epizoda)
Man #1: Hello, camper! My name is Rick! How're you doing?
Cartman: [shouts] Well, I'm pissed off, Rick! How are you?
Chef: Hello there, children!
Stan: Chef! What would a priest want to stick in my butt!
Chef: ...G'bye!
[Jimbo and folks are stuck at Studio, they have to raffle off the next eatable person]
Uncle Jimbob: OK, until now, everyone has picked up a long stick. I will be next.
[Jimbo picks up a stick from Barbrady's fist; a tall one]
Uncle Jimbob: Phew!
[Mr. Garrison picks up a stick; a tall one]
Mr. Garrison: Phew!
[Barbrady opens his fist; another tall one]
Officer Barbrady: Whooof!
Uncle Jimbob: Barbrady, where the hell is the short one?
Officer Barbrady: a What?
Uncle Jimbob: Someone has to get a short stick, so we know, who will lose!
Officer Barbrady: Hmm... I always have played with wrong rules!
Cartman: [referring to the Mr. Hankey motion picture] Who the hell cast Tom Hanks in this? Tom Hanks can't act his way out of a nutsack!
Mr Garrison: Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people.
Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?
Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight. XD
Terrance: I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer.
Cartman (on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan): It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.
Other Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.
Mr. Garrison: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
Mr. Garrison: Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?
Eric Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
Mr. Garrison: Hey, guess what everybody? I'm gay!
Principal Victoria: Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Mackey: What?
Mr. Garrison: I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave!
Principal Victoria: You admit it? You admit it!!!
Mr. Mackey: Oh, that's great, Mr. Garrison. You've finally come to terms with yourself!
Mr. Garrison: Yeah, it feels really good!
Principal Victoria: Well, congratulations!
Mr. Mackey: Yeah, congratulations!
Mr. Garrison: You know, I feel like I can start anew. If it's not alright with you, I'd like to go back to teaching the third grade.
Principal Victoria: Oh. I'm sorry, we don't hire gay people.
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WTF, šta je ovo neka pauza? Sutra nema epizode kao ni sledeće nedelje, a ni sledeće!
http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_schedule/index.jhtml?seriesId=11600&forever=please
Jel ovo tačno?
http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_schedule/index.jhtml?seriesId=11600&forever=please
Jel ovo tačno?
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da oni uvek tako,svaka sezon ima 14 epizoda,na 7 prave pauzu pa u septembru nastavljaju
MadonnaGirl
Elita
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Tek u septembru? Ajoj...
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ova poslednja epizoda mi sranje :/
ova poslednja epizoda mi sranje :/
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Meni je ona posle šeste najbolja epizoda u 13. sezoni.
Black Wolf
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Evo danas sam slučajno provalio počeli su da puštaju South Park na Film+ krenuli su od početka danas je bila 3. epizoda imate ga u 16:00 i 21:00
JoMa92
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Strava je ona epizoda sa mikijem mausom
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leopardy
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Najbolje su epizode do desetog ciklusa, sve ima na xepisodes. Ovo posle pomalo otaljava, kao da zive na staroj slavi. Porusili su sve tabue i sad nema sta. Malo mi i smeta i sto svoje misljenje naturaju kao jedino ispravno ali sta ce drugo. Inace je jako zabavna na svakom nivou. Toliki spektar tema nije niko nikad obradio, a pogotovo ne na taj nacin.
