Dragi idiote,
Bez crva se ne hvata riba
Riba
Bez crva se ne hvata riba
Riba
Vashe omiljene rechenice iz crtaca...
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Meni ja najsmesnije kad Stmpi prica Renu o Robinu Hudu:
"On je bio mnogo dobar i imao je najlepse zelene hulahopke na svetu"
"On je bio mnogo dobar i imao je najlepse zelene hulahopke na svetu"
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pazi, pazi , pa to šišti..... ( Silvester )
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Patrik:Kol'ko to kosta?
Keba Kraba:5 dolara.
Patrik:Imam samo 7.
Keba Kraba:5 dolara.
Patrik:Imam samo 7.
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Ahahahh Fizicar gledo sam tu epizodu hahahah !!!
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Keba Kraba: Sundjer Bobe licis na devojcicu sa tom kapom ?
Sundjer Bob: Na neku lepu devojcicu ?
Sundjer Bob: Na neku lepu devojcicu ?
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Homer Simpson:Neeeee! Hocu da umrem guseci se u hrani!
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Keba kraba kad ga opljackaju i ukradu kasu:Znao sam te jos dok si bila sasvim mali digitron
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Meni je uvek bilo najsmesnije ptica trkacica kaze Peri kojotu Geniju.
MIP MIP !! IoI
MIP MIP !! IoI
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"Petronje, vidi sta smu ulovili! Mozda cemo ga prodati kao patku u zimnici."
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Knjiga:"Zivite kao da je svaki vas dan poslednji."
Homer Simpson, sedi i place:"Ne zelim da umrem!!!!!"
Homer Simpson, sedi i place:"Ne zelim da umrem!!!!!"
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Kuvar iz "South parka"
Chef: Children, uh, what's the one thing that's more sacred to a man than anything else in the world?
Stan: Uh, bicycles?
Cartman: Ham?
Kyle: No, not ham, you fat ****!
Cartman: Screw you! It's ham, isn't it?
Chef: Hello there, children.
Stan: Chef! What would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef: Goodbye.
!
Chef: Say, everybody have you seen my balls/They're big and salty brown/If you ever need a quick pick-me-up/Just put my balls in your mouth/Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls (Stick 'em in your mouth)/Put 'em in your mouth and you suck 'em and you suck 'em.
Chef: You've got to hold the football like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh, yes. Just like making sweet love to the football. Be naughty with the football. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children.
Chef: You're gay though, Mr. Garrison.
Mr. Garrison: What, I'm not gay. I act this way to get chicks, dumbass.
Kyle: You got the best balls in the world Chef.
Chef: Damn straight.
Kyle: Chef, we need Butters to gain about 50 pounds, fast.
Chef: Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him.
Stan: Marry him?
Chef: It definitely worked for every woman I've ever met.
Chef: Now I know how all those white women must have felt [Watching an elephant have sex with a pig].
Chef: Children, uh, what's the one thing that's more sacred to a man than anything else in the world?
Stan: Uh, bicycles?
Cartman: Ham?
Kyle: No, not ham, you fat ****!
Cartman: Screw you! It's ham, isn't it?
Chef: Hello there, children.
Stan: Chef! What would a priest want to stick up my butt?
Chef: Goodbye.
!
Chef: Say, everybody have you seen my balls/They're big and salty brown/If you ever need a quick pick-me-up/Just put my balls in your mouth/Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls (Stick 'em in your mouth)/Put 'em in your mouth and you suck 'em and you suck 'em.
Chef: You've got to hold the football like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh, yes. Just like making sweet love to the football. Be naughty with the football. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children.
Chef: You're gay though, Mr. Garrison.
Mr. Garrison: What, I'm not gay. I act this way to get chicks, dumbass.
Kyle: You got the best balls in the world Chef.
Chef: Damn straight.
Kyle: Chef, we need Butters to gain about 50 pounds, fast.
Chef: Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him.
Stan: Marry him?
Chef: It definitely worked for every woman I've ever met.
Chef: Now I know how all those white women must have felt [Watching an elephant have sex with a pig].
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"Sa koliko da te pocastim?"
"Govorim tiho i nosim psa sa sobom."
"Blagi Boze, muskarac." pa onda posle "On me juuuuriiiiiiiii."
A najbolja pesmica:
Everybody wants to be a cat,
Because a cat's the only cat
Who knows where it's at......
i naravno:
.....Levu ruku pruzi, cvrsto svinju drzi
Pa je onda puuuustiiiii nek se valja sama
Kolac zgrabi iz ograde, partnera odvali
Samo pazi(?), samo pazi da ti ne uzvrati...
"Govorim tiho i nosim psa sa sobom."
"Blagi Boze, muskarac." pa onda posle "On me juuuuriiiiiiiii."
A najbolja pesmica:
Everybody wants to be a cat,
Because a cat's the only cat
Who knows where it's at......
i naravno:
.....Levu ruku pruzi, cvrsto svinju drzi
Pa je onda puuuustiiiii nek se valja sama
Kolac zgrabi iz ograde, partnera odvali
Samo pazi(?), samo pazi da ti ne uzvrati...
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"Da li ti, mislim vi.......ovaj..........gde sam ono stao?"
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SEFE KOJI TI JE VRAG
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Znate ono sa Duskom Dugouskom i Patkom Dacom:
Rabbit season - Duck season - Rabbit season - Duck Season - Rabbit season - Rabbit season - DUCK SEASON!!! (al ga je ispalio Dusko :-)
Ili ona buva na onom kucetu - Fooooood around the corner for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Rabbit season - Duck season - Rabbit season - Duck Season - Rabbit season - Rabbit season - DUCK SEASON!!! (al ga je ispalio Dusko :-)
Ili ona buva na onom kucetu - Fooooood around the corner for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
eat my shorts
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Dusko:" Znao sam da je trebalo da skrenem levo kod Albukerkija"
Mojo Jojo: 'I am Mojo Jojo!'
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najjacha kada Schreader kaze onoj zabi:"Cuti i mutiraj"
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Silwester:mifu,moj si!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ja wolim shum kad kaolje krw,i lesh u zemlji kad gricka crw.....meni se pewa kad widim crewa i krw shto shtrca iz twoga srca;stawi lesh u beli wesh,stawi cugu u centrifugu...Sad je kraj,wechera,PRIJATNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nepravda pa to ti je - kalimero!!!
