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evo 2 u 1 dobra pjesma i preporuka za film

pjesma je cocaine od erica claptona, a film blow (hrv. bijeli prah) sa johnyem deepom u gl. ulozi.
film je inače rađen po istinitim događajima koje je iz zatvora opisao "EL magico" glavni čovjek Pabla Escobara u SAD-u
moja preporuka ***** 5 zvjezdica za film ;)

 
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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realisingthat nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all Dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.


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ma canada nisu to bre dvojnici nego ti bre ovi bili nekoliko puta na profilu hahahaha.....prate bre sta radish...draga si im :cmok:...cim vidish pored nika plus znaci da su bili nekoliko puta na profilu..nego mene nervira ona konzab1..dosla i cuti...cutanje mi se ne svidja...to mi dodje kao zatishje pred buru:sad2:...hvala za podrsku postu na politickom borilistu:heart:
 
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ma canada nisu to bre dvojnici nego ti bre ovi bili nekoliko puta na profilu hahahaha.....prate bre sta radish...draga si im :cmok:...cim vidish pored nika plus znaci da su bili nekoliko puta na profilu..nego mene nervira ona konzab1..dosla i cuti...cutanje mi se ne svidja...to mi dodje kao zatishje pred buru:sad2:...hvala za podrsku postu na politickom borilistu:heart:
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hahaah, nisam imala pojma.......... pa nova sam na forumu, jel vidis datum uclanjenja :klap:

I ja volim njih! :brus:

.....ma dala bi ja tebi cesce podrsku, nego mi se ne da kucati svaki put........:ok:
 
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