"I don't have a drinkin' problem! I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!", Dwarven Male
"I don't drink anymore... course, I don't drink any less either!", Dwarven Male
"Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking?", Human Female
"Cover for me! I gotta whiz behind a tree.", Human Male
"Man, I was halfway through the Emerald Dream when I had to pee.", Night Elf Male
"'Stop and ask for directions', I told him. But no, 'It's inter-dimensional', he says. 'What can go wrong?'" , Draenei Female
"What do you mean 'there's an octopus on my face'?", Draenei Male
"I'd paint my toenails, but I'm not sure where they FELL OFF!", Undead Female
"Darn, I need my chest waxed again!", Orc Female
"I will CRUSH and DESTROY and... ooo... shiny...", Orc Male
"One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor.", Tauren Female
"You know how hard it is to get your groove on with the spirit of your great grandmother watching over you?", Tauren Female
"I know it seems strange, but I'm practically a cow, so why am I wearing leather?", Tauren Male
"I heard if you cut off an extremity it'll regenerate a little bigger. Don't believe it.", Troll Male
"So I went to this troll spa the other day and I wound up with dreadlocks and a frigging bone in my nose! I mean come on! Who PAYS for that?", Blood Elf Female
"I went to Undercity to get a facial. Ha! Have you seen these people? I said, 'You don't have a lower jaw and you're going to give ME a facial?' She got mad...at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? 'Rawe-rau-werew' Ho-ho! She sounded like a murloc!", Blood Elf Female
"Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either!", Blood Elf Female
"The problem with these Horde characters is they lack sophistication. *farts*", Blood Elf Male
/flirt
"I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs.", Dwarf Female
"You look pretty. I like your hair. Here's a drink. Are you ready now?", Dwarf Male
"I have a number of inventions I'd like to show you, back at my place.", Gnome Male
"I need a hero.", Human Female
"If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?", Human Male
"If I wasn't purple, you'd see I was blushing.", Night Elf Female
"Sure, I've got exotic piercings.", Night Elf Female
"You're an Emerald Dream come true.", Night Elf Male
"Baby, I'm mortal now. Time's a wastin'.", Night Elf Male
"Wanna bring out the animal in me?", Night Elf Male
"You have heard of the Exodar? I will show you the Sexodar!", Draenei Female
"I want you to *lick and splat* my *gurgling noises* *slurping noises*", Draenei Female
"You know, what happens in Shadowmoon Valley stays in Shadowmoon Valley.", Draenei Male
"If rot was hot, I'd be a volcano.", Undead Male
"That armor looks good on you. It would look even better on my floor.", Orc Male
"I've got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want?", Tauren Female
"When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate over 80 times in one night. Be you prepared?", Troll Female
"Arent'cha gonna axe me out?", Troll Female
"We trolls mate for life. 'Course, we believe in frequent reincarnation.", Troll Male
"Is that a mana wyrm in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?", Blood Elf Female
"Normally, I only ride on epic mounts... But, let's talk.", Blood Elf Female
"Your eyes are like the Sunwell... Before the explosion that doomed us all, of course.", Blood Elf Male