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U seosku birtiju svaki dan dolazio lokalni pijanac, narucio bi tri pive
i tri case, pa polako. Tri po tri i tako dokle ne padne na pod.
Jednoga dana pita ga konobar:
- Vidim da volite popiti, ne zelim vam prigovarati, ali zasto narucujete

po tri pive i tri case? Zgriju se, narucujte jednu po jednu pa uvijek
imate hladnu.
Odgovara pijanac:
- Ma imam ti ja dva brata koji rade u inozemstvu i novcano me pomazu. Pa

ti se ja u znak zahvalnosti svaki dan sa njima proveselim. Jedna ja za
mene, a dvije za bracu.
OK, rece konobar, kad je tako onda u redu. Nastavilo se to tako
mjesecima. Kad jednog dana pijanac nije narucio tri, nego dvije pive i
dvije case, i sutra opet. Prekosutra ponovo. Dvije po dvije, pa na pod.
Konobaru sada neugodno, mozda se jednome bratu nesto dogodilo, ali ipak
skupio hrabrosti pa jednog dana ga pita:
- Oprostite, gospodine, neugodno mi je pitati, ali vidim da narucujete
po dvije pive i dvije case. Jeli sve u redu sa obitelji? Mislim ono,
braca, znate, svi su OK?
Odgovara mu pijanac:
- Ma sve je u redu braca su, bogu hvala, zivo i zdravo. Nego, ja sam iz
zdrastvenih razloga prestao piti.
 
Rekoshe mi da je ovo stari fazon... ja ga chula tek juche...:lol:

Zhuri baka na bus,na stanici stoji jedan momak. Nekoliko metara ispred nje,vozach zatvara vrata i odlazi. Ona onako sva zadihana staje do momka i pita ga:
-Izvini dechko..jel to bila trojka?
A on joj odgovara : - Nije,baba. Chepala si liniju. :p
 
igraju klinci Milioner ( glumci poznati - ziva istina, pre par godina )

Pitanje za 100 din : " zivotinja koja pravi med " ?
a) Medaved, b) Pcela, c) Mis, d) Krava

klinac odgovara : A !!!

ovi ga pitaju pa kako Medved ? kad je pcela !
- Pa medved je zivotinja a PCELA JE BUBA !!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character.Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble?

A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalitiesof well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test:

Answer all the questions with what describes you best, add up all your points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end andlook for your results. Do not cheat by looking at the end of thee-mail before you are done. Then forward this to all your friends(including the person who sent it to you) and change the subject of this message to what character is you.

1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?
a) Dinner (4 pts.)
b) Theme Park (2 pts.)
c) Wine Tasting (5 pts.)
d) Concert (1 pt.)
e) Movies (3 pts.)

2. What is your favourite type of music?
a) Gospel (2 pts.)
b) Hip-Hop (1 pt.)
c) Soft Rock (4 pts.)
d) R & B (5 pts.)
e) Pop (3 pts.)

3. What type of movies do you prefer?
a) Comedy (2 pts.)
b) Horror (1 pt.)
c) Musical (3 pts.)
d) Romance (4 pts.)
e) Documentary (5 pts.)

4. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could choose one of these?
a) Waiter (4 pts.)
b) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)
c) Teacher (3 pts.)
d) Police (2 pts.)
e) Cashier (1 pt)

5. What do you do with your spare time?
a) Exercise (5 pts.)
b) Read (4 pts.)
c) Watch television (2 pts.)
d) Listen to music (1 pt.)
e) Sleep (3 pts.)

6. Which one of the following colours do you like best?
a) Yellow (1 pt.)
b) White (5 pts.)
c) Sky Blue (3 pts.)
d) Dark Blue (2 pts.)
e) Red (4 pts.)

7. What do you prefer to eat right now?
a) Popcorn (3 pts.)
b) Pizza (2 pts.)
c) Trail Mix (1 pt.)
d) Pasta (4 pts.)
e) Salad (5 pts.)

8. What is your favourite holiday?
a) July 4th (1 pt.)
b) Christmas (3 pts.)
c) New Year (2 pts.)
d) Valentine's Day (4 pts.)
e) Thanksgiving (5 pts.)

9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?
a) Paris (4 pts)
b) Egypt (5 pts)
c) Las Vegas (1 pt)
d) Hawaii (4 pts)
e) Hollywood (3 pts)

10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?
a) Someone smart (5 pts.)
b) Someone attractive (2 pts.)
c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)
d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.)
e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)

Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for!

(10-16 points) You are Garfield: You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember your happy spirit may hurt you or others.

(17-23 points) You are Snoopy: You are fun, you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and you never are out of style. You are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learned. Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times.

(24-28 points) You are Elmo: You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need.You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer, if not you will have many conflicts with life.

(29-35 points) You are Sponge Bob Square Pants: You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never want to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it's funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people, and then you will be stress free.

(36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown: You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.

(44-50 points) You are Dexter: You are smart and definitely a thinker. Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. Maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation when it comes.
 
Sinu se blizi 6. rodjendan i otac ga upita: "Šta želiš da ti tata kupi za rodjendan?"
"Always uloške!" vikne sin sav srecan.
"Pa šta ce ti to, sine?"
"Sa njima mogu sve - da plivam, vozim bicikl, igram tenis - a ništa od toga sada ne znam".

Da li, po tome, treba dopustiti deci da gledaju reklame?
 

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