(Razno, Humor) With great power...

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting outside a cafe having tea. They watch two people go into a house across the street. After awhile, three people leave the house.

The physicist says, "Measurement error."

The biologist says, "Simple reproduction."

The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house, it will be empty."
Algebra is x-sighting.
Complex numbers are unreal.
Decimals make a point.
Einstein was ahead of his time.
Geometry keeps you in shape.
I like angles ... to a degree.
I could go on and on about sequences.
I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!
I'm partial to fractions.
I feel positive about integers.
Lobachevski was out of line.
On average, people are mean.
Translations are shifty.
Vectors can be 'arrowing.
Without geometry, life would be pointless.

A math professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A tragedy of mathematics is a beautiful conjecture ruined by an ugly fact.

Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.

Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.

Statistics are like a bikini: what they show you is tempting, but it's what they hide that's important.

The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.

These days, even the most pure and abstract mathematics is in danger to be applied.

The world is everywhere dense with idiots.

To a mathematician, real life is a special case.

1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.

5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions.

97.3% of all statistics are made up.
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