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60 things you shouldn’t say to a Serb!

1.What a Serbia?
2.Albania, Serbia, same shit.
3.Nice Mercedes, my car is better.
4.Nikola Tesla was Croatian.
5.Hi, I’m Croatian.
6.We did it to Iraq, we can do it to you.
7.You just a bunch of Russians acting like Greeks.
8.Kosovo should be an independent state.
9.Hi, I’m from Albania.
10.I thought you guys were white people.
11.Where’s Serbia?
12.Is that in Middle East?
13.Stop sleeping in the middle of the day like stoners.
14.I like your grandma’s bandada, what clique she roll wit’ homie.
15.The music sounds Arab to me.
16.This Turkish coffee tastes like shit.
17.Hell yea I was staring at your daughter…
18.Your wife too.
19.What do you mean I have to buy you guys drinks for my birthday.
20.Stop drinking all my liquor, you got kids to drive back home.
21.It’s 12:30 am and you wanna throw a party?
22.You guys dance a lot like Jewish people at weddings?
23.I’m more wasted than you.
24.You wanna whoop my ass because all the girls are coming on to me?
25.Your son said he was Italian?
26.Why do I have to pay for gas, it’s your car.
27.Stop talking in that funny language.
28.The place you dance and get drunk in is connected with your church?!?!
29.You got some bushy eyebrows.
30.It’s almost a unibrow.

31.Your guys are lovely singers when you’re all drunk.
32.Chose your shirt up dude, no one needs to look at your hairy chest.
33.You wear too much cologne.
34.The UN keeps world peace.
35.Your son is gay.
36.Damn look at that girl she is fine, oh that’s your sister?
37.You did not build that house by yourself, ok.
38.Wait, why is there a picture of you when you were little smoking a cigarette?
39.The US takes care of your ass over there.
40.I saw your daughter with an Albanian.
41.Wow, so do you like, speak Siberian???
42.It’s 4:00 am and you’re getting drunk at the church hall?
43.That singer looks like a porn star, is she famous?
44.What kind of name is Ceca?!
45.“Thomas Edison…blah, blah, blah”
46.That dudes party was way better than yours.
47.Can you teach me how to swear, oh please, pretty please?... (5min. later walking down in public: “*****, *****, **** se…”)
48.Wow, heavy accent.
49.You look Mexican from a distance.
50.…and from up close.
51.That so weird why do you celebrate Christmas later than us.
52.Those poor Bosnians…
53.Can you please play some music in English?
54.In health I learned that if you have more than one drink a night you’re an alcoholic.
55.You’re from Siberia?
56.What does ‘’sawmo slohgah srebinah spasawvaw’’ mean?
57.Say something in Yugoslavian.
58. Oh yeah, you speak Serbo-Croatian!

59.The Italian Mafia is better than the Serb Mafia.
60.Wow your alcohol is way too strong for me.
 
Ovo sam tek danas procitao...


60 things you shouldn’t say to a Serb!

1.What a Serbia?
2.Albania, Serbia, same shit.
3.Nice Mercedes, my car is better.
4.Nikola Tesla was Croatian.
5.Hi, I’m Croatian.
6.We did it to Iraq, we can do it to you.
7.You just a bunch of Russians acting like Greeks.
8.Kosovo should be an independent state.
9.Hi, I’m from Albania.
10.I thought you guys were white people.
11.Where’s Serbia?
12.Is that in Middle East?
13.Stop sleeping in the middle of the day like stoners.
14.I like your grandma’s bandada, what clique she roll wit’ homie.
15.The music sounds Arab to me.
16.This Turkish coffee tastes like shit.
17.Hell yea I was staring at your daughter…
18.Your wife too.
19.What do you mean I have to buy you guys drinks for my birthday.
20.Stop drinking all my liquor, you got kids to drive back home.
21.It’s 12:30 am and you wanna throw a party?
22.You guys dance a lot like Jewish people at weddings?
23.I’m more wasted than you.
24.You wanna whoop my ass because all the girls are coming on to me?
25.Your son said he was Italian?
26.Why do I have to pay for gas, it’s your car.
27.Stop talking in that funny language.
28.The place you dance and get drunk in is connected with your church?!?!
29.You got some bushy eyebrows.
30.It’s almost a unibrow.

31.Your guys are lovely singers when you’re all drunk.
32.Chose your shirt up dude, no one needs to look at your hairy chest.
33.You wear too much cologne.
34.The UN keeps world peace.
35.Your son is gay.
36.Damn look at that girl she is fine, oh that’s your sister?
37.You did not build that house by yourself, ok.
38.Wait, why is there a picture of you when you were little smoking a cigarette?
39.The US takes care of your ass over there.
40.I saw your daughter with an Albanian.
41.Wow, so do you like, speak Siberian???
42.It’s 4:00 am and you’re getting drunk at the church hall?
43.That singer looks like a porn star, is she famous?
44.What kind of name is Ceca?!
45.“Thomas Edison…blah, blah, blah”
46.That dudes party was way better than yours.
47.Can you teach me how to swear, oh please, pretty please?... (5min. later walking down in public: “*****, *****, **** se…”)
48.Wow, heavy accent.
49.You look Mexican from a distance.
50.…and from up close.
51.That so weird why do you celebrate Christmas later than us.
52.Those poor Bosnians…
53.Can you please play some music in English?
54.In health I learned that if you have more than one drink a night you’re an alcoholic.
55.You’re from Siberia?
56.What does ‘’sawmo slohgah srebinah spasawvaw’’ mean?
57.Say something in Yugoslavian.
58. Oh yeah, you speak Serbo-Croatian!

59.The Italian Mafia is better than the Serb Mafia.
60.Wow your alcohol is way too strong for me.

Veće gluposti od ovih odavno nisam pročitao.
 
Ovo sam tek danas procitao...


60 things you shouldn’t say to a Serb!

1.What a Serbia?
2.Albania, Serbia, same shit.
3.Nice Mercedes, my car is better.
4.Nikola Tesla was Croatian.
5.Hi, I’m Croatian.
6.We did it to Iraq, we can do it to you.
7.You just a bunch of Russians acting like Greeks.
8.Kosovo should be an independent state.
9.Hi, I’m from Albania.
10.I thought you guys were white people.
11.Where’s Serbia?
12.Is that in Middle East?
13.Stop sleeping in the middle of the day like stoners.
14.I like your grandma’s bandada, what clique she roll wit’ homie.
15.The music sounds Arab to me.
16.This Turkish coffee tastes like shit.
17.Hell yea I was staring at your daughter…
18.Your wife too.
19.What do you mean I have to buy you guys drinks for my birthday.
20.Stop drinking all my liquor, you got kids to drive back home.
21.It’s 12:30 am and you wanna throw a party?
22.You guys dance a lot like Jewish people at weddings?
23.I’m more wasted than you.
24.You wanna whoop my ass because all the girls are coming on to me?
25.Your son said he was Italian?
26.Why do I have to pay for gas, it’s your car.
27.Stop talking in that funny language.
28.The place you dance and get drunk in is connected with your church?!?!
29.You got some bushy eyebrows.
30.It’s almost a unibrow.
31.Your guys are lovely singers when you’re all drunk.
32.Chose your shirt up dude, no one needs to look at your hairy chest.
33.You wear too much cologne.
34.The UN keeps world peace.
35.Your son is gay.
36.Damn look at that girl she is fine, oh that’s your sister?
37.You did not build that house by yourself, ok.
38.Wait, why is there a picture of you when you were little smoking a cigarette?
39.The US takes care of your ass over there.
40.I saw your daughter with an Albanian.
41.Wow, so do you like, speak Siberian???
42.It’s 4:00 am and you’re getting drunk at the church hall?
43.That singer looks like a porn star, is she famous?
44.What kind of name is Ceca?!
45.“Thomas Edison…blah, blah, blah”
46.That dudes party was way better than yours.
47.Can you teach me how to swear, oh please, pretty please?... (5min. later walking down in public: “*****, *****, **** se…”)
48.Wow, heavy accent.
49.You look Mexican from a distance.
50.…and from up close.
51.That so weird why do you celebrate Christmas later than us.
52.Those poor Bosnians…
53.Can you please play some music in English?
54.In health I learned that if you have more than one drink a night you’re an alcoholic.
55.You’re from Siberia?
56.What does ‘’sawmo slohgah srebinah spasawvaw’’ mean?
57.Say something in Yugoslavian.
58. Oh yeah, you speak Serbo-Croatian!
59.The Italian Mafia is better than the Serb Mafia.
60.Wow your alcohol is way too strong for me.

hahaha ovo mi je najbolje ! !
 
Kad lopovi poštuju saobraćajne znake

Autor: FoNet | 23.10.2008. - 10:18

Trojicu lopova koji su opljačkali prodavnicu satova u Engleskoj policija je uhapsila par minuta kasnije na manje od kilometar od mesta zločina, nakon što su se bežeći automobilom zaustavili na semaforu.

Očevici pljačke odmah su pozvali policiju koja je na lice mesta stigla za par minuta. Lopovi su uspeli da pobegnu iz prodavnice i da uđu u kola, a kako su poštovali sve saobraćajne znake, policajci su ih stigli za dva minuta.
Što je nasmešnije, vozač je prilikom bekstva na svakom skretanju davao migavac.
Devetnaestogodišnji Malaki Džons i tri godine stariji Kili Najtingejl predali su se čim su policajci okružili njihovo vozilo.
Treći pljačkaš, devetnaestogodišnji Kori Fredžis pokušao je da pobegne, ali se nakon dvadesetak metara sapleo i pao, pošto je, da bi se maskirao, obukao nekoliko brojeva veće belo forenzičko odelo.
"Naš posao bi bio pesma kada bi svi kriminalci bili ovako glupi", rekao je predstavnik za štampu lokalne policije.
"Najgluplji britanski lopovi", kako ih je nazvala štampa, uspeli su da opljačkaju Roleks satove vredne 30.000 funti. Svi su osuđeni na po tri godine i devet meseci zatvora.
 
Pazi, ja mogu da svarim narodnjake tipa Ljube, Sabana, Tome, tj. dokazane kraljeve kafane i satre :lol: u mehani posle petog vinjaka... jednostavno mi idu uz to.

Ono sto mi nikad nece biti jasno jeste kako neko moze da slusa ove novokomponovane gluposti... Pre neki dan dodje drugar i zamoli me da mu skinem pesmu Nijedna sad od grupe In Vivo (!?), kaze bas je super pesma, ovo ono. Ja reko OK, nije problem, nadjem na netu, skinem, upalim Winamp i smuci mi se zivot... I dalje mi nije jasno kako neko ono moze da slusa, pre bih dozvolio da me vide u Multipli nego da slusam ono :lol:
 
Pazi, ja mogu da svarim narodnjake tipa Ljube, Sabana, Tome, tj. dokazane kraljeve kafane i satre :lol: u mehani posle petog vinjaka... jednostavno mi idu uz to.

Ono sto mi nikad nece biti jasno jeste kako neko moze da slusa ove novokomponovane gluposti... Pre neki dan dodje drugar i zamoli me da mu skinem pesmu Nijedna sad od grupe In Vivo (!?), kaze bas je super pesma, ovo ono. Ja reko OK, nije problem, nadjem na netu, skinem, upalim Winamp i smuci mi se zivot... I dalje mi nije jasno kako neko ono moze da slusa, pre bih dozvolio da me vide u Multipli nego da slusam ono :lol:


dobra, dobra :hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:
 
Pazi, ja mogu da svarim narodnjake tipa Ljube, Sabana, Tome, tj. dokazane kraljeve kafane i satre :lol: u mehani posle petog vinjaka... jednostavno mi idu uz to.

Ono sto mi nikad nece biti jasno jeste kako neko moze da slusa ove novokomponovane gluposti... Pre neki dan dodje drugar i zamoli me da mu skinem pesmu Nijedna sad od grupe In Vivo (!?), kaze bas je super pesma, ovo ono. Ja reko OK, nije problem, nadjem na netu, skinem, upalim Winamp i smuci mi se zivot... I dalje mi nije jasno kako neko ono moze da slusa, pre bih dozvolio da me vide u Multipli nego da slusam ono :lol:

... novi Multipla je zaista ruzan ...

A za ostalo - ne znam sta da ti kazem ...

Odvrni ti lepo zvucnike i odslusaj ovo (vise puta) :

 
'Де сте мооомци!
Ето, после 3 месеца ево мене опет! Избаце ме на врата - ја се вратим кроз прозор, а важи и обрнуто!:mrgreen:

Ова песма изнад је врх, како се зове? Ја много готивим ове старе ствари!
 
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