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Spomenik se nalazi na starom pravoslavnom groblju u mestu Poplat kod hercegovačkog gradića Stoca na Bregavi.




Na Kojinom grobu crno na belo stoji, velikim štampanim ćiriličnim slovima: “Ovđe počiva Kojo Oborina“. Ispod toga je navedena godina Kojina rođenja (1852.), dok godina smrti nije uklesana. Umesto toga, u donjem redu epitafa piše “Ustaša 1875. - 1878.”, a u najdonjem redu dodano je: “Spomenik podiže sebi”.
 

CERN Researchers Apologize For Destruction Of 5 Parallel Universes In Recent Experiment​


PublishedApril 17, 2017



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GENEVA—Expressing deep regret over the catastrophic incident that occurred within the Large Hadron Collider, officials from the European Organization for Nuclear Research, also known as CERN, held a press conference Monday to apologize for the destruction of five parallel universes in a recent experiment. “We are sorry to report that in conducting research involving high-powered proton-proton collisions, we inadvertently caused the implosion of five universes nearly identical to our own,” said CERN Director-General Fabiola Gianotti, adding that billions of people worldwide might have experienced momentary vertigo around 9:45 a.m. as a result of several of their alternate identities being wiped from existence. “I’d like to emphasize that there is no need to worry, as we were able to contain the damage before our own time stream disintegrated into oblivion like the others. Furthermore, in order to perform an investigation, the LHC will be shut down for the remainder of the afternoon.” At press time, a team of CERN researchers in a parallel universe was preparing to perform the exact same experiment. :mrgreen:
 
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Glupi Bugarin (danas rezident Velike Britanije) hteo je za uspomenu na boravak u Italiji da ureže svoje i ime svoje devojke na zid Koloseuma. Na svu sreću, snimio ga je drugi, odgovorniji stranac, pa je tako Ivan dobio više pažnje nego što se nadao, a suočio se i sa novčanom kaznom i mogućom zatvorskom. Uglavnom, da bi se umilio ljutitoj svetskoj javnosti (svaki pravi ljubitelj antičkih starina podigao bi prst gore za ideju da ga bace u arenu i upoznaju sa nekom gladnom cica macom uz poklič "Ludi incipiant!!!") napisao je orginalno pismo izvinjenja uz opravdanje "... izvinjavam se, nisam znao da je tako star"

Dimitrov, who faces a hefty fine and possible prison term, praised those who “guard the inestimable historical and artistic value of the Colosseum with dedication, care and sacrifice”, before adding: “It is with deep embarrassment that only after what regrettably happened did I learn of the antiquity of the monument.”
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-in-colosseum-says-he-did-not-realise-its-age
 

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