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Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that
there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing
your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you
closer together. Why not get some of your old collage roommates
involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let
him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then
just perform oral on him.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow to
your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to
perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves
you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged.
The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other
men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief
and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing
can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a
day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too!). Just look at
how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home.
The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best
friend to perform oral on him.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess
with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You
may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to
your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform
oral on him and cook him a delicious meal.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep
never giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek
sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time
consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no
pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love
your man as much as you should - he should never have to work to get
you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up
to him by performing oral on him.
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that
there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing
your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you
closer together. Why not get some of your old collage roommates
involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let
him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then
just perform oral on him.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow to
your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to
perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves
you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged.
The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other
men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief
and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing
can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a
day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too!). Just look at
how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home.
The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best
friend to perform oral on him.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess
with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You
may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to
your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform
oral on him and cook him a delicious meal.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep
never giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek
sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time
consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no
pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love
your man as much as you should - he should never have to work to get
you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up
to him by performing oral on him.
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