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Је л’се излежаваш на крају Аде?


јао Иване ко те не зна
ја се тамо не излежавам ни лети. то питај свог другара, можда му је лекар препоручио због реуме

Можда воли да ужива у погледу на пилон?

 
	
Imaš PP. Samo ponesi pare.
 samo na muftake mislite
 samo na muftake mislite 



Bando, gde ste vi u kafani? Samo se po ovoj virtueli skitate.


Alone in a dust bowl (1/4/10) - Anonymous, Age 28, London
My childhood was shit. I was bullied by everybody, and my parents and siblings hated me too. (I was beaten by my family more times than I was by the bullies at school.) I had no one to turn to, so I wrote my thoughts and feelings in a diary. My mother is such a nosey, evil bitch, she read my diary and humiliated me with the rest of the family on a regular basis. I spent almost all my childhood alone in my room, hoping for a better life. The only thing I did to get away from my misery was to masturbate over porn - but my mother found that too from her regular room raids, and I was tormented even more by her. I tried to kill myself with a knife many times, but just didn't have the guts to go through with it. I went to university and barely passed (after being kicked out for failing my 2nd year and had to re-sit my exams), and I got nothing to show for it as I made no friends and just have memories of humiliating myself and being alone all the time.
I recently bought a flat, but almost all of my wages go to pay off the mortgage. The flat is a shit hole that needs a lot of work to fix, and at the moment I am living like tramp in my own home because I cannot afford to hire somebody. I sleep on the floor in a home that is full of dust - I think I am getting a skin disease from the dust exposure. I can barely afford to pay the bills and I have nowhere else to go. I work in a dead-end job, and think about suicide at least 10 times a day. I work a 60-hour week but only get paid for 37.5 because I would rather work for free than go home and think about my miserable life. Because of this my eye sight has got progressively worse and I can never rectify it. Add in that my boss thinks I am a worthless shit, so I am probably going to get fired pretty soon.
The only thing I do in my free time is to jerk off to porn. I have no girlfriend, because I am short and ugly and speak too quietly for anybody to understand, and also sound like a freak (because I rarely speak to anybody). The people at work for some reason think I am gay (I have nothing against homosexuals, but I am pretty confident I am a heterosexual). I feel so lonely I cry myself to sleep and wish I could change the next day - I wish I could be tall and handsome, sociable and exciting with lots things to say. But unfortunately every time I awaken it is still in a dust-bowl of home, all alone and still fucked up. I hate my life and I just want to die. I wish I had the strength to either kill myself or to change, but I don't want to be this way forever. I so want a life!
Bando, gde ste vi u kafani? Samo se po ovoj virtueli skitate.

I hate living in the US (1/4/10) - Anonymous, Age 43, UK
I gave up my career so my husband could stay in the military until retirement. We moved to Europe where I really feel at home for the first time in my life. Now he wants to stay in the military for 4 1/2 more years! The worst thing is that they are sending him to the Caribbean for a year - alone - and then forcing us to move back to the US. I would rather die! We have a nice life and my kids are getting a wonderful education plus they have full medical care here. Why would we want to go back to the states?! That place *****! If I didn't have to stick around to protect my children, I would kill myself rather than be forced to move back there. To make things worse, at the moment I have no job and certainly no career. Now we are getting divorced just because I hate living in the US! My life has always sucked and just when I find a place to call home - it is pulled from under me. Hell, I think I may just go ahead and do it. I just have to make my death look like an accident. Car wreck won't work - I'd probably live! I've tried going into the wrong part of town alone at night but murderers take no notice of me. Any suggestions?
Девојчице излазе на матине, да им се мајке не љуте ако не дођу кући до заласка сунца.

A dečake žene ne puštaju u kafanu čak ni tad?

Прави мушкарци иду кафану после посла, од 17ч па на даље.

Прави мушкарци иду кафану после посла, од 17ч па на даље.
da, ali sa zenama pod ruku...
da, ali sa zenama pod ruku...

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