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Homer(pijan objasnjava): Nas je petoro: Mardz, Bart, Zenski Bart, Ona sto ne govori i onaj debeli... Uuh, sto me taj nervira!!!
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Homer: Hello.My name is Mr. Berns.I believe you have a letter for me...
Sluzbenik u posti: Ok mr. Berns.What is your first name?
Homer: Uhhh...I don't know :?
XEXEXEXE KAKO VOLIM TOG HOMERA!!!
Sluzbenik u posti: Ok mr. Berns.What is your first name?
Homer: Uhhh...I don't know :?
XEXEXEXE KAKO VOLIM TOG HOMERA!!!
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Simpson.Homer Simpson.He's the greatest guy in history.From the town of Sprinfield,He's about to hit a chesnut tree.Doup :shock:
skidam kapu onom ko izmisli Simpsonse 8)
skidam kapu onom ko izmisli Simpsonse 8)
M
Mozak
Gost
Molim vas nemojte prevoditi na srpski, jer orginal je ipak orginal i puno autenticnije zvuci na engleskom nego na nekom slobodnom prevodu. A ko ne razume neka brate i ne cita ovo!
"Look at this country U r a gay (Urugay)"
C YA
"Look at this country U r a gay (Urugay)"
C YA
Uplašeni Karl (il je možda Leni?)
-"Pogledaj me ! Tresem se ko francuski vojnik !"
-"Pogledaj me ! Tresem se ko francuski vojnik !"
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viktori...
(homer glasno ponavlja) VIKTORI???
-pa mi smo francuzi nemamo ni rec za pobedu...
koji car
(homer glasno ponavlja) VIKTORI???
-pa mi smo francuzi nemamo ni rec za pobedu...
koji car
"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
"Where is Bart, anyway. His dinner's getting all cold and eaten."
"Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England."
"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs"
"Bart, you wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?!"
"But I was going to loot you a present"
"Goodbye, Lisa. Remember me as I am -- filled with murderous rage."
"I'll have you know I wandered off from the tour."
"Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds!"
"I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming."
"How about screw Flanders!"
"Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box."
"Once the sun goes down, all the weirdoes turn crazy!"
"It takes two to lie,one to lie and one to listen"
"You tried your best and failed miserabley.The lesson is, never try"
"But nothing, she's a heffer plain and simple! Ooh, there's the little prom queen now."
"You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away"
"Shaving my shoulders, I'm getting it all shaved off"
"No! No-no-no-no-no no!.........well, yes"
"And YOU remember... Matthew ... 21:17!"
"Boy, everyone is stupid except me"
"I paid my taxes over a year ago!"
"mmmmmm.......invisable cola"
"I've gone back to a time when dinosaurs wern't just confined to zoos!"
"Todd smells aaaahhhh i already knew that!"
"You suck didly uck Flanders!"
"Mmm... donuts"
"Oh No! Beads! Ahh Ahh"
"Oh Marge, trying is the first step towards failure"
"Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball, and release it at an appropiate time. Like that day I hit the referee wth a whiskey bottle. Remember that? When daddy hit the referee?"
"So I should get a shotgun ehh?"
"So I said...kiss MY as-phalt.."
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!"
"What did you just see Lisa"
"God, if you really are God..."
"Do'h!"
"No, I do not know who Shaden Freuder is. Please Tell me, Cause I'm dieing to know!"
"Ooo...look at me, I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man, from happyland. In a Gum Drop House on Lollipop Lane. Oh by the way I was being Sarcastic"
"sweet merciful crap my car"
"People change Marge, my palette has grown more sophisticated!"
"Internet Eh? Maude Eh?"
"Carl = Black, Lenny = White, Is That Right!?"
"You're a regular Carin'-A-Lot-Avich."
"To alcohol! The Cause of AND solution to all of life's problems. Alcohol is a way of life. Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it."
"You see black people have names like carl and white people have names like lenny"
"Your teacher's name is Krabappel? I've been calling her Krandall. Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!"
"Right Lisa some magical animal"
"Purple is a fruit"
"Zing!"
"Oh great, now my testicle has ants on it"
"Slow? You think I'm, hee hee, SLOW?!? Ahhha ha ha ha ha, Ahhh ha ha......Aw, who am I kiddin'...I AM slow...."
"I'm drunk on our love.......and beer."
"The internet? is that thing still around"
"Always give in to peer presure.............always"
"Or what, you'll release the dogs, or the dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark they shoot bees at you!"
Homer: "Well he may have all the money in world but there's one thing he can't buy." Marge: "What's that?" Homer: "...a dinosaur!"
"Hurry Lisa, monkeys!!"
"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."
"he didn't give you gay, did he?"
"Do every thing opposite that Bart says"
"I don't believe in god but if your up there, please help me superman!"
"a muppet is not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man( laughs) so to answer your question I don't know"
"BILL, BILL, BILL, oooooo!!! LLIB....hey..wait a minute..... BILL!!!"
"No beer and no T.V make Homer go..( marge says) "Crazy"? ( Homer) Don't mind if i do!! Agggghhh ha ha"
"Oh Marge, roads are just a suggestion, like pants!"
"The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers"
"Mmmmmmmm. Beer."
"Mmmmmmmm. Me."
"oh they have the internet on computers now."
"I need some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass."
"shove this up your pipe and smoke it!"
"well you can cram it with walnuts, ugly."
"Clown college...you can't eat that?!"
"Flanders, go suck a bible"
"Marge, send the kids to the neighbours, I'm going to Moe's and coming back loaded."
"Can't sleep gonna die. Can't sleep gonna die."
"You see pal, that's where you're wrong. It's not enough to WANT a cracker, you have to EARN it."
"20 Dollars? I wanted a peanut! (Brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!) Explain How! (Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!) WOOHOO!"
"they have the internet on computers now?"
"You see, your daddy and his daddy are in the middle of a sticky, nutty, chewey, chocolatey--put it away, boy!"
"when the race starts, run really fast"
"Le grill...what the hell is le grill!?!?"
"Yes, and that little red sauce that looks like ketchup, tastes like ketchup but man... it ain't ketchup!"
"that's it im going to clown college"
"Oh, they have the Internet on computers now."
"This isn't about Jesus is it?"
"Smelson... It's funny because you smell."
"mmmmm.. free glue"
"What's that guy hooked up to?" Doctor: "That helps him breath." "Helps Him Breath? and here I am using my lungs like a sucker"
"I'm not NOT licking toads"
"Oh, there's only one beer left and it's Bart's"
"Sax-a-ma-phone, sax-a-ma- phone."
"mmmmmm.... organized crime"
"mmmmmm erotic cakes"
"Don't you hate pants?!"
"I'm a peanut."
"you just can't use it once and take it back, it's not like a toothbrush."
"...I turned out TV..."
" Bears pay the bear tax and I'll pay the Homer tax"
"Mmmmmmm. The last peanut...Filled with the oils and flavours or its departed brothers"
"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry!"
"Heh heh. Lisa, vampires are make-believe! Just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"
"Why Would We Leave America To Visit America Junior"
"A woman is more like a beer. She smells good. She looks good. You'd step over your own mother just to get one!"
"A watched car never crashes"
"Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionares. We could buy all kinds of useful things like... Love!"
(bart- Buy me bonestorm or go to hell!) Homer-in this house we use a little word called please"
"Stop rich Snobbing about! you always get to live life to the fullest! stop rich snobbing about!"
"Bastard he's always one step ahead"
"now lets not get into who smells like what"
" ugggggg... belly button turning from iny to outy"
"$10 .. i wanted a peanut"
"a lot of dogs go to hell bart! Nixon's dog.... Hitler's dog!"
"I'm not good at anything, except taking beatings"
"Son, if you want a tatoo, you'll have to buy one with your allowance"
"you can dance, you can dance, everyone look at your pants!"
"I have a whiskey drink I have a chocolate drink and when I need to pee I use the kitchen sink"
"See you in hell, dinner plate"
"Mmmmm.......Unexplained Bacon."
"Barney you have to be sober to fly a helicopter. It's not like driving a car."
"But... I don't even believe in Jebus."
"It's a ring toss game."
"It's green moron. Hey earth to stupid guy!"
"outta my way jerkass!"
"stupid sexy flanderes"
"Look, its my exact double, hey, that dog has a poofy tale, hehehehehehe"
"Donuts, is there anything they can't do?"
"I don't even believe in Jebus!...save me Jebus!"
"that horoscope was way off aside from the pick axe to the head the snake bite and the testicle thing nothing happened"
"Yea, and I'm not easily impressed. Whoa.... a blue car."
"It was the most i've ever thrown up in my life and it changed me"
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"
"Mmmm floor pie"
"Gas,brake,honk...Gas,brake,honk..Honk ,honk, punch...Gas,gas,gas!"
"He lied to us through song, I hate when people do that"
"Yeah I had a cousin named Frank. Then in '76 he changed to Francine. Now he's mother Shabubu or something."
"it takes two to lie one to lie and one to listen"
"i don't believe anything I've ever done is wrong."
"dance,dance,everybody look at your pants"
"Oh look at me i'm ned flanders i'm a stupid bastard with no life. my wife got hit by t-shirts and died ohhhh!(marge says)homer stop immating ned flanders(homer says) ned flanders,i was immating ted kenedy (marge says) you said neds name (homer says) i did what with the what now"
"Increase my killing power ay."
"They're the suckiest bunch of ***** that ever sucked"
"Hey apu you got any of that beer with the candy in it"
"Bart, Lisa, we're good parents now. Get your asses out here!"
"No, It's because they're stupid. That's why everybody does everything."
"Homer, no, Earl, no, Bill Simpson"
"it's melting, melting! oh what a world!"
"you couldn't fool me on the most foolingest day of the year with an electrified fooling machine"
"I hope I didn't brain my damage"
"Tie good, you like shirt"
"I want to set the record straight, i thought the cop was a prostitute"
"What ya got marge, insurance scam?"
(Marge) You've lost 5 percent of your brain (Homer) Me loose brain uhh ohh! (Everyone) HA HA HA!! (Homer) Why I laugh?
"I'm not, not licking frogs."
"Badger, Smadger-It was probably just Milhouse"
"maybe a little friendly punching will help move your ass !"
"I'm no missionary. I don't even believe in Jebus."
"How much sex is involved, cuz if there's a little...grrr"
"Just two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!"
"Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England."
"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs"
"Bart, you wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?!"
"But I was going to loot you a present"
"Goodbye, Lisa. Remember me as I am -- filled with murderous rage."
"I'll have you know I wandered off from the tour."
"Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds!"
"I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming."
"How about screw Flanders!"
"Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box."
"Once the sun goes down, all the weirdoes turn crazy!"
"It takes two to lie,one to lie and one to listen"
"You tried your best and failed miserabley.The lesson is, never try"
"But nothing, she's a heffer plain and simple! Ooh, there's the little prom queen now."
"You put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away"
"Shaving my shoulders, I'm getting it all shaved off"
"No! No-no-no-no-no no!.........well, yes"
"And YOU remember... Matthew ... 21:17!"
"Boy, everyone is stupid except me"
"I paid my taxes over a year ago!"
"mmmmmm.......invisable cola"
"I've gone back to a time when dinosaurs wern't just confined to zoos!"
"Todd smells aaaahhhh i already knew that!"
"You suck didly uck Flanders!"
"Mmm... donuts"
"Oh No! Beads! Ahh Ahh"
"Oh Marge, trying is the first step towards failure"
"Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball, and release it at an appropiate time. Like that day I hit the referee wth a whiskey bottle. Remember that? When daddy hit the referee?"
"So I should get a shotgun ehh?"
"So I said...kiss MY as-phalt.."
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!"
"What did you just see Lisa"
"God, if you really are God..."
"Do'h!"
"No, I do not know who Shaden Freuder is. Please Tell me, Cause I'm dieing to know!"
"Ooo...look at me, I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man, from happyland. In a Gum Drop House on Lollipop Lane. Oh by the way I was being Sarcastic"
"sweet merciful crap my car"
"People change Marge, my palette has grown more sophisticated!"
"Internet Eh? Maude Eh?"
"Carl = Black, Lenny = White, Is That Right!?"
"You're a regular Carin'-A-Lot-Avich."
"To alcohol! The Cause of AND solution to all of life's problems. Alcohol is a way of life. Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it."
"You see black people have names like carl and white people have names like lenny"
"Your teacher's name is Krabappel? I've been calling her Krandall. Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!"
"Right Lisa some magical animal"
"Purple is a fruit"
"Zing!"
"Oh great, now my testicle has ants on it"
"Slow? You think I'm, hee hee, SLOW?!? Ahhha ha ha ha ha, Ahhh ha ha......Aw, who am I kiddin'...I AM slow...."
"I'm drunk on our love.......and beer."
"The internet? is that thing still around"
"Always give in to peer presure.............always"
"Or what, you'll release the dogs, or the dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark they shoot bees at you!"
Homer: "Well he may have all the money in world but there's one thing he can't buy." Marge: "What's that?" Homer: "...a dinosaur!"
"Hurry Lisa, monkeys!!"
"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."
"he didn't give you gay, did he?"
"Do every thing opposite that Bart says"
"I don't believe in god but if your up there, please help me superman!"
"a muppet is not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man( laughs) so to answer your question I don't know"
"BILL, BILL, BILL, oooooo!!! LLIB....hey..wait a minute..... BILL!!!"
"No beer and no T.V make Homer go..( marge says) "Crazy"? ( Homer) Don't mind if i do!! Agggghhh ha ha"
"Oh Marge, roads are just a suggestion, like pants!"
"The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers"
"Mmmmmmmm. Beer."
"Mmmmmmmm. Me."
"oh they have the internet on computers now."
"I need some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass."
"shove this up your pipe and smoke it!"
"well you can cram it with walnuts, ugly."
"Clown college...you can't eat that?!"
"Flanders, go suck a bible"
"Marge, send the kids to the neighbours, I'm going to Moe's and coming back loaded."
"Can't sleep gonna die. Can't sleep gonna die."
"You see pal, that's where you're wrong. It's not enough to WANT a cracker, you have to EARN it."
"20 Dollars? I wanted a peanut! (Brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!) Explain How! (Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!) WOOHOO!"
"they have the internet on computers now?"
"You see, your daddy and his daddy are in the middle of a sticky, nutty, chewey, chocolatey--put it away, boy!"
"when the race starts, run really fast"
"Le grill...what the hell is le grill!?!?"
"Yes, and that little red sauce that looks like ketchup, tastes like ketchup but man... it ain't ketchup!"
"that's it im going to clown college"
"Oh, they have the Internet on computers now."
"This isn't about Jesus is it?"
"Smelson... It's funny because you smell."
"mmmmm.. free glue"
"What's that guy hooked up to?" Doctor: "That helps him breath." "Helps Him Breath? and here I am using my lungs like a sucker"
"I'm not NOT licking toads"
"Oh, there's only one beer left and it's Bart's"
"Sax-a-ma-phone, sax-a-ma- phone."
"mmmmmm.... organized crime"
"mmmmmm erotic cakes"
"Don't you hate pants?!"
"I'm a peanut."
"you just can't use it once and take it back, it's not like a toothbrush."
"...I turned out TV..."
" Bears pay the bear tax and I'll pay the Homer tax"
"Mmmmmmm. The last peanut...Filled with the oils and flavours or its departed brothers"
"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry!"
"Heh heh. Lisa, vampires are make-believe! Just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"
"Why Would We Leave America To Visit America Junior"
"A woman is more like a beer. She smells good. She looks good. You'd step over your own mother just to get one!"
"A watched car never crashes"
"Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionares. We could buy all kinds of useful things like... Love!"
(bart- Buy me bonestorm or go to hell!) Homer-in this house we use a little word called please"
"Stop rich Snobbing about! you always get to live life to the fullest! stop rich snobbing about!"
"Bastard he's always one step ahead"
"now lets not get into who smells like what"
" ugggggg... belly button turning from iny to outy"
"$10 .. i wanted a peanut"
"a lot of dogs go to hell bart! Nixon's dog.... Hitler's dog!"
"I'm not good at anything, except taking beatings"
"Son, if you want a tatoo, you'll have to buy one with your allowance"
"you can dance, you can dance, everyone look at your pants!"
"I have a whiskey drink I have a chocolate drink and when I need to pee I use the kitchen sink"
"See you in hell, dinner plate"
"Mmmmm.......Unexplained Bacon."
"Barney you have to be sober to fly a helicopter. It's not like driving a car."
"But... I don't even believe in Jebus."
"It's a ring toss game."
"It's green moron. Hey earth to stupid guy!"
"outta my way jerkass!"
"stupid sexy flanderes"
"Look, its my exact double, hey, that dog has a poofy tale, hehehehehehe"
"Donuts, is there anything they can't do?"
"I don't even believe in Jebus!...save me Jebus!"
"that horoscope was way off aside from the pick axe to the head the snake bite and the testicle thing nothing happened"
"Yea, and I'm not easily impressed. Whoa.... a blue car."
"It was the most i've ever thrown up in my life and it changed me"
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"
"Mmmm floor pie"
"Gas,brake,honk...Gas,brake,honk..Honk ,honk, punch...Gas,gas,gas!"
"He lied to us through song, I hate when people do that"
"Yeah I had a cousin named Frank. Then in '76 he changed to Francine. Now he's mother Shabubu or something."
"it takes two to lie one to lie and one to listen"
"i don't believe anything I've ever done is wrong."
"dance,dance,everybody look at your pants"
"Oh look at me i'm ned flanders i'm a stupid bastard with no life. my wife got hit by t-shirts and died ohhhh!(marge says)homer stop immating ned flanders(homer says) ned flanders,i was immating ted kenedy (marge says) you said neds name (homer says) i did what with the what now"
"Increase my killing power ay."
"They're the suckiest bunch of ***** that ever sucked"
"Hey apu you got any of that beer with the candy in it"
"Bart, Lisa, we're good parents now. Get your asses out here!"
"No, It's because they're stupid. That's why everybody does everything."
"Homer, no, Earl, no, Bill Simpson"
"it's melting, melting! oh what a world!"
"you couldn't fool me on the most foolingest day of the year with an electrified fooling machine"
"I hope I didn't brain my damage"
"Tie good, you like shirt"
"I want to set the record straight, i thought the cop was a prostitute"
"What ya got marge, insurance scam?"
(Marge) You've lost 5 percent of your brain (Homer) Me loose brain uhh ohh! (Everyone) HA HA HA!! (Homer) Why I laugh?
"I'm not, not licking frogs."
"Badger, Smadger-It was probably just Milhouse"
"maybe a little friendly punching will help move your ass !"
"I'm no missionary. I don't even believe in Jebus."
"How much sex is involved, cuz if there's a little...grrr"
"Just two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!"
Bravo, Iv@ne ! Ti si heroj svih copy-pastera !
Ali, pobogu, sinko, zar si morao da kopiraš sve te citate koji su već bili ?
I šta si postigao tim svojim copy-paste floodam ?
Pokvario si finu "The Simpsons" konverzaciju koja se ovde vodi nedeljama...
DAMN !
Uvek se nađe neko ko ne razume suštinu ....
Ali, pobogu, sinko, zar si morao da kopiraš sve te citate koji su već bili ?
I šta si postigao tim svojim copy-paste floodam ?
Pokvario si finu "The Simpsons" konverzaciju koja se ovde vodi nedeljama...
DAMN !
Uvek se nađe neko ko ne razume suštinu ....
tape
Zainteresovan član
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homer: mardz, tvoje kuvanje se pretvorilo u tresi i peci..
mardz:ali ti volis tresi i peci
homer: sada ne, nepce mi se prefinilo..
mardz: ma nemoj, a sta je to nepce?
homer: pa.. to je jedan period... u decakovom dobu kada... (ovde pobegne, pa se vrati pokupi hranu sa stola i opet pobegne)
mardz:ali ti volis tresi i peci
homer: sada ne, nepce mi se prefinilo..
mardz: ma nemoj, a sta je to nepce?
homer: pa.. to je jedan period... u decakovom dobu kada... (ovde pobegne, pa se vrati pokupi hranu sa stola i opet pobegne)
Neozbiljni pesimista
Elita
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MR.BURNS RULES!!!
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- 161
Homer je legenda 
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A najjaci je kad onako uplazeno zajauce i uhvati se za glavu
ssstefansss
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THERE IS ALWAYS THE MUTE BUTTON Dugme za iskljucenje tona uvek postoji
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK Necu traciti kredu
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS Necu voziti skejtbord po skolskim hodnicima
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS Necu podrigivati u ucionici
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION Necu podsticati revoluciju
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS Necu crtati gole dame u ucionici
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS Ja nisam video Elvisa
I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES" Necu moju uciteljicu nazivati "dobrim parcetom"
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY Zvakaca guma sa ukusom belog luka nije zabavna
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME Oni se smeju meni, ne sa mnom
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM Necu vikati "pozar" u prepunoj ucionici
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY Necu ohrabrivati druge da lete
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE Necu se tek tako "provuci" kroz zivot
TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING Katran nije stvar za igranje
I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT Necu fotokopirati svoju zadnjicu
IT'S POTATO, NOT POTATOE Kaze se paradajz, ne paradajiz
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS Necu sa drugima razmenjivati pantalone
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN Ja nisam 32 godine stara zena
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE Necu TO raditi sa svojim jezikom
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR Necu voziti direktorova kola
I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART Necu traziti od drugih da mi se zaklinju na vernost
I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY Necu prodavati skolsku imovinu
I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
" " " " " "
" " " " " " Necu ici linijom manjeg otpora
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I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE Necu daleko stici sa ovakvim stavom
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATULENT NOISES IN CLASS Necu na casu pustati zvuke kao da sam se najeo pasulja
I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM Necu podrigivanjem interpretirati drzavnu himnu
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA Necu organizovati FONTO/igre na srecu
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS Necu podmazivati vratilo/razboj
WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT INecu se skrivati iza Petog amandmana
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN Necu vise nikada uraditi nista lose
I WILL NOT SHOW OFF Necu se praviti vazan
I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION Necu prespavati svoje skolovanje
I AM NOT A DENTIST Ja nisam zubar
SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH Bljuvotine ne podpadaju pod slobodu govora
NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS Niko ne voli da ga pljeskaju po opekotinama od sunca
HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON'T MIX Snazni eksplozivi i skola se ne mesaju
HAMSTERS CANNOT FLY Hrcci ne lete
I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER Necu podmicivati direktora Skinera
I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK Necu skripati kredom dok pisem
I WILL FINISH WHAT I STA Dovrsicu ono sto sam zapoc
"BART BUCKS" ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER "Bartov dolar" nije legalna valuta
UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE Donji ves treba nositi ispod odece
THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK Svecane povorke nisu "zivi smor"
I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL Ne smem muciti emocionalno nezrele osobe
I WILL NOT CARVE GODS Necu izmisljati nova bozanstva
I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS Necu cuskati druge
I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD Necu ciljati u glavu
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I AM SICK Povracacu samo kad mi bude bilo muka
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY Necu razotkrivati neznanje nastavnickog osoblja
I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE Nisam video nista neobicno u uciteljskim prostorijama
I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIREDRILLS Necu izvoditi sopstvene pozarne vezbe
FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY "Smesni zvuci" nisu smesni
I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE Necu vrteti kornjacu (kao cigru)
I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS Necu capiti duvacki instrument (bukvalan prevod?)
I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES Necu lazirati srcane napade
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS Ova kazna nije dosadna i besciljna
MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH Moje ime nije Dr. Smrt
I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS Necu klevetati New Orleans
I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION Necu izdavati recepte za lekove (prepisivati lekove)
I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID Necu zakopavati novog klinca
I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY Necu uciti druge da lete
I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS Necu dovoditi ovcu u razred
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER Podrigivanje nije odgovor
TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER Ucitelj nije gubavac
COFFEE IS NOT A DRINK FOR KIDS Kafa nije pice za decu
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY Necu jesti stvari za novac
I WILL NOT YELL "HE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL Necu za vreme skolske prozivke vikati "mrtav je"
THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE Direktorova perika nije frizbi
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "STUPID HEAD" Necu direktora zvati glupanom
GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE Zlatne ribice ne odskacu od zemlje
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS Blato nije jedna od 4 osnovne grupe hrane
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS Nikog ne interesuju moje gace
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES Necu prodavati cudotvorne lekove
I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG Vraticu slepcu njegovog psa-vodica
I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY Ja nemam diplomatski imunitet
I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM Necu naplacivati ulaz u kupatilo
I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY Nikada necu osvojiti EMI nagradu
THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY Friteza nije igracka
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY Bart ce biti glup decko ako bude samo radio i ne bude se igrao
I WILL NOT SAY SPRINGFIELD JUST TO GET APPLAUSE Necu govoriti Springfild samo da bih dobio aplauz
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS Nisam ovlascen da otpustam profesore koji su dosli kao zamena
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN Moj domaci zadatak nije ukrao covek sa jednom rukom (aluzija na film "Begunac")
I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE Necu prilaziti razrednoj kornjaci
I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY Ja nisam predivno bezobrazan
ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS Transplantaciju organa najbolje je ostaviti profesionalcima
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN Svecana zakletva ne zavrsava se recima "...tako mi Djavo pomogao"
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES Necu obelezavati besmislene jubileje (prvi put korisceno u stotoj epizodi)
THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS Ima mnogo dobrih biznisa kao sto je soubiznis
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL Necu prikazivati odlozene snimke utakmica bez izricite dozvole
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN Nije predugo cekati pet dana na pistolj
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL Pasulj niti je voce niti je muzikalan
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERWEAR Nikog ne interesuje moj donji ves
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV. Necu koristiti skr.
I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS, JR Ja nisam reinkarnacija Semi Dejvisa Dzuniora
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL Necu slati salo (mast) postom
I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED Necu secirati stvari osim ako mi to ne narede
I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP Necu mazati skolske hodnike sapunom
RALPH WONT "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH Ralf se nece "morfovati" ako ga stegnes dovoljno jako
ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE PRINCIPAL Dodavanje reci "samo sam se salio" ne znaci da je u redu ismevati direktora
"BAGMAN" IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE Prosjacenje nije profesija
CURSIVE HANDWRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES Iskosena slova ne znace ono sto sam mislio
NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING Sledeci put bih ja mogao pasti sa tih skela
I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON Necu kaciti krofne na sebe
I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION Seticu se da popijem svoj lek
I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE Necu se sepuriti unaokolo kao da je sve moje
THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR Osobu sa dobrim smislom za humor mozes zadirkivati samo do neke granice
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS Nemam pravo da advokatisem za najmladje ucenike
NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY Nervni gas nije igracka
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE Necu se rugati gospodji Tupoglavoj
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING Podrigivanje ne spada u slobodu govora
THIS IS NOT A CLUE... OR IS IT? Ovo ne znaci bas nista... ili znaci?
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT Necu se zaliti na odluku kada je cujem
"BEWITCHED" DOES NOT PROMOTE SATANISM Satan Panonski ne promovise satanizam
I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE Ja nisam opaka masina za pljuvanje
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS Niko ne zeli da slusa zvuke koje pravim svojim pazuhom
THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATERPARK Muski WC nije zabavni park
INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE Spaljivanje indijanaca nije kulturno nasledje
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER THINGS Fora iz crtaca "Maska" - kada Bart navuce nekome gace preko glave
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST Prestacu da govorim o "Twelve inch pianist"
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS Nisam ovlascen da uklanjam azbest
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN Nisam u vrticu naucio sve sto treba da znam
I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR Ovo cu raditi samo jednim godisnje
THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE Istina nije negde tamo
I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING Nisam ovlascen da bilo sta radim
I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S MEDICINE Necu sakrivati uciteljeve lekove
I AM NOT MY LONG LOST TWIN Ja nisam svoj davno nestali brat blizanac
FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE Pozarna vezba ne zahteva postojanje pozara
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS Nisu mi rekli da radim ovo
I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH Necu zahtevati ono cega sam vredan
I WILL NOT BLEACH THE FLAG Necu izbeljivati zastavu
I WILL NOT EXAGGERATE ABOUT MY FATHER'S WEIGHT Necu sa preterivanjem govoriti o tezini svog oca
EVERYONE IS GETTING TIRED ABOUT THAT RICHARD GERE STORY Svima je vec dosadila ta prica o Ricardu Giru
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK Necu traciti kredu
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS Necu voziti skejtbord po skolskim hodnicima
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS Necu podrigivati u ucionici
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION Necu podsticati revoluciju
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS Necu crtati gole dame u ucionici
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS Ja nisam video Elvisa
I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES" Necu moju uciteljicu nazivati "dobrim parcetom"
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY Zvakaca guma sa ukusom belog luka nije zabavna
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME Oni se smeju meni, ne sa mnom
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM Necu vikati "pozar" u prepunoj ucionici
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY Necu ohrabrivati druge da lete
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE Necu se tek tako "provuci" kroz zivot
TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING Katran nije stvar za igranje
I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT Necu fotokopirati svoju zadnjicu
IT'S POTATO, NOT POTATOE Kaze se paradajz, ne paradajiz
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS Necu sa drugima razmenjivati pantalone
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN Ja nisam 32 godine stara zena
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE Necu TO raditi sa svojim jezikom
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR Necu voziti direktorova kola
I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART Necu traziti od drugih da mi se zaklinju na vernost
I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY Necu prodavati skolsku imovinu
I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
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I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE Necu daleko stici sa ovakvim stavom
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATULENT NOISES IN CLASS Necu na casu pustati zvuke kao da sam se najeo pasulja
I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM Necu podrigivanjem interpretirati drzavnu himnu
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA Necu organizovati FONTO/igre na srecu
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS Necu podmazivati vratilo/razboj
WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT INecu se skrivati iza Petog amandmana
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN Necu vise nikada uraditi nista lose
I WILL NOT SHOW OFF Necu se praviti vazan
I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION Necu prespavati svoje skolovanje
I AM NOT A DENTIST Ja nisam zubar
SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH Bljuvotine ne podpadaju pod slobodu govora
NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS Niko ne voli da ga pljeskaju po opekotinama od sunca
HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON'T MIX Snazni eksplozivi i skola se ne mesaju
HAMSTERS CANNOT FLY Hrcci ne lete
I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER Necu podmicivati direktora Skinera
I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK Necu skripati kredom dok pisem
I WILL FINISH WHAT I STA Dovrsicu ono sto sam zapoc
"BART BUCKS" ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER "Bartov dolar" nije legalna valuta
UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE Donji ves treba nositi ispod odece
THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK Svecane povorke nisu "zivi smor"
I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL Ne smem muciti emocionalno nezrele osobe
I WILL NOT CARVE GODS Necu izmisljati nova bozanstva
I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS Necu cuskati druge
I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD Necu ciljati u glavu
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I AM SICK Povracacu samo kad mi bude bilo muka
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY Necu razotkrivati neznanje nastavnickog osoblja
I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE Nisam video nista neobicno u uciteljskim prostorijama
I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIREDRILLS Necu izvoditi sopstvene pozarne vezbe
FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY "Smesni zvuci" nisu smesni
I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE Necu vrteti kornjacu (kao cigru)
I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS Necu capiti duvacki instrument (bukvalan prevod?)
I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES Necu lazirati srcane napade
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS Ova kazna nije dosadna i besciljna
MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH Moje ime nije Dr. Smrt
I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS Necu klevetati New Orleans
I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION Necu izdavati recepte za lekove (prepisivati lekove)
I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID Necu zakopavati novog klinca
I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY Necu uciti druge da lete
I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS Necu dovoditi ovcu u razred
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER Podrigivanje nije odgovor
TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER Ucitelj nije gubavac
COFFEE IS NOT A DRINK FOR KIDS Kafa nije pice za decu
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY Necu jesti stvari za novac
I WILL NOT YELL "HE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL Necu za vreme skolske prozivke vikati "mrtav je"
THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE Direktorova perika nije frizbi
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "STUPID HEAD" Necu direktora zvati glupanom
GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE Zlatne ribice ne odskacu od zemlje
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS Blato nije jedna od 4 osnovne grupe hrane
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS Nikog ne interesuju moje gace
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES Necu prodavati cudotvorne lekove
I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG Vraticu slepcu njegovog psa-vodica
I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY Ja nemam diplomatski imunitet
I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM Necu naplacivati ulaz u kupatilo
I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY Nikada necu osvojiti EMI nagradu
THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY Friteza nije igracka
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY Bart ce biti glup decko ako bude samo radio i ne bude se igrao
I WILL NOT SAY SPRINGFIELD JUST TO GET APPLAUSE Necu govoriti Springfild samo da bih dobio aplauz
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS Nisam ovlascen da otpustam profesore koji su dosli kao zamena
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN Moj domaci zadatak nije ukrao covek sa jednom rukom (aluzija na film "Begunac")
I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE Necu prilaziti razrednoj kornjaci
I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY Ja nisam predivno bezobrazan
ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS Transplantaciju organa najbolje je ostaviti profesionalcima
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN Svecana zakletva ne zavrsava se recima "...tako mi Djavo pomogao"
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES Necu obelezavati besmislene jubileje (prvi put korisceno u stotoj epizodi)
THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS Ima mnogo dobrih biznisa kao sto je soubiznis
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL Necu prikazivati odlozene snimke utakmica bez izricite dozvole
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN Nije predugo cekati pet dana na pistolj
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL Pasulj niti je voce niti je muzikalan
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERWEAR Nikog ne interesuje moj donji ves
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV. Necu koristiti skr.
I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS, JR Ja nisam reinkarnacija Semi Dejvisa Dzuniora
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL Necu slati salo (mast) postom
I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED Necu secirati stvari osim ako mi to ne narede
I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP Necu mazati skolske hodnike sapunom
RALPH WONT "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH Ralf se nece "morfovati" ako ga stegnes dovoljno jako
ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE PRINCIPAL Dodavanje reci "samo sam se salio" ne znaci da je u redu ismevati direktora
"BAGMAN" IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE Prosjacenje nije profesija
CURSIVE HANDWRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES Iskosena slova ne znace ono sto sam mislio
NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING Sledeci put bih ja mogao pasti sa tih skela
I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON Necu kaciti krofne na sebe
I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION Seticu se da popijem svoj lek
I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE Necu se sepuriti unaokolo kao da je sve moje
THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR Osobu sa dobrim smislom za humor mozes zadirkivati samo do neke granice
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS Nemam pravo da advokatisem za najmladje ucenike
NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY Nervni gas nije igracka
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE Necu se rugati gospodji Tupoglavoj
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING Podrigivanje ne spada u slobodu govora
THIS IS NOT A CLUE... OR IS IT? Ovo ne znaci bas nista... ili znaci?
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT Necu se zaliti na odluku kada je cujem
"BEWITCHED" DOES NOT PROMOTE SATANISM Satan Panonski ne promovise satanizam
I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE Ja nisam opaka masina za pljuvanje
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS Niko ne zeli da slusa zvuke koje pravim svojim pazuhom
THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATERPARK Muski WC nije zabavni park
INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE Spaljivanje indijanaca nije kulturno nasledje
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER THINGS Fora iz crtaca "Maska" - kada Bart navuce nekome gace preko glave
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST Prestacu da govorim o "Twelve inch pianist"
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS Nisam ovlascen da uklanjam azbest
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN Nisam u vrticu naucio sve sto treba da znam
I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR Ovo cu raditi samo jednim godisnje
THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE Istina nije negde tamo
I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING Nisam ovlascen da bilo sta radim
I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S MEDICINE Necu sakrivati uciteljeve lekove
I AM NOT MY LONG LOST TWIN Ja nisam svoj davno nestali brat blizanac
FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE Pozarna vezba ne zahteva postojanje pozara
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS Nisu mi rekli da radim ovo
I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH Necu zahtevati ono cega sam vredan
I WILL NOT BLEACH THE FLAG Necu izbeljivati zastavu
I WILL NOT EXAGGERATE ABOUT MY FATHER'S WEIGHT Necu sa preterivanjem govoriti o tezini svog oca
EVERYONE IS GETTING TIRED ABOUT THAT RICHARD GERE STORY Svima je vec dosadila ta prica o Ricardu Giru
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Homer : Marge, for the first time in my life somebody called me 'Sir', without adding 'you're making a scene'
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Simpsonovi me uvijek nasmiju..
Homer: If things get wrong, you can always blame on the guy who don't speak english!!!
Homer: If things get wrong, you can always blame on the guy who don't speak english!!!
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homer: i love you boy!volim te decace
bart: kad me tako volis sto me ne ozenis
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Ljudi...
http://www.watchsim.com/
Sezona 20 epizoda 13 gone magie gone....jedna od najacih epizoda ikada
bio li skranvljenje kada bi pokusao da prepricam stos kada homer smislja kako da predje preko reke!
http://www.watchsim.com/
Sezona 20 epizoda 13 gone magie gone....jedna od najacih epizoda ikada
bio li skranvljenje kada bi pokusao da prepricam stos kada homer smislja kako da predje preko reke!
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"Ja se nikad ne izvinjavam. Izvini, ali prosto sam takav." Jedan od mojih favorita među Homerovim rečenicama.
I kad Bart zove Moa telefonom... te scene obožavam. Prvo imena "osoba" koja Bart traži, a onda i stvari koje Mo preti da će da mu uradi.
Bart with Mrs. Krabappel and one of the Sherri/Terri twins
Moe: Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. Oh, wait a minute...
Bart laughs; Mrs. Krabappel sees him and then laughs as well
Moe: Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Barney: You sure do!
Moe: Oh...it's you, isn't it? Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
Bart laughs
Bart, sending a telegraph message to Moe's
Moe: Telegram for Heywood U. Cuddleme! Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back, Heywood U. Cuddleme?
A large man turns and stares at Moe as Lenny and Carl laugh
Moe: Oh, do, that little, ooh... I'm gonna drive a golden spike where your Union meets your Central Pacific!
Bart laughs
Moe: Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!
Homer: Don't look at me!
Moe: You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
Skinner (on the other end of the line): You'll do what, young man?
I kad Bart zove Moa telefonom... te scene obožavam. Prvo imena "osoba" koja Bart traži, a onda i stvari koje Mo preti da će da mu uradi.
Bart with Mrs. Krabappel and one of the Sherri/Terri twins
Moe: Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. Oh, wait a minute...
Bart laughs; Mrs. Krabappel sees him and then laughs as well
Moe: Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Barney: You sure do!
Moe: Oh...it's you, isn't it? Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!
Bart laughs
Bart, sending a telegraph message to Moe's
Moe: Telegram for Heywood U. Cuddleme! Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back, Heywood U. Cuddleme?
A large man turns and stares at Moe as Lenny and Carl laugh
Moe: Oh, do, that little, ooh... I'm gonna drive a golden spike where your Union meets your Central Pacific!
Bart laughs
Moe: Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!
Homer: Don't look at me!
Moe: You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
Skinner (on the other end of the line): You'll do what, young man?
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Homer peva: I am so smart S-M-R-T
Xoomor
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Ma bre,najzesce je (iz filma):
Spider pig,spider pig...
does whatever spiderpig does.
Can he swing from a web?
-No he can`t,he`s a pig.
Look out..........he is a spider pig!!!!
Spider pig,spider pig...
does whatever spiderpig does.
Can he swing from a web?
-No he can`t,he`s a pig.
Look out..........he is a spider pig!!!!
Eric Draven
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Ma bre,najzesce je (iz filma):
Spider pig,spider pig...
does whatever spiderpig does.
Can he swing from a web?
-No he can`t,he`s a pig.
Look out..........he is a spider pig!!!!
A sta je sa?
rajd,rajd,rajdhttp://*****************/violent-smiley-1433.gif
dzump,dzump,dzumphttp://*****************/violent-smiley-1433.gif
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