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Reči mudrosti Homera Simpsona :

-Relax. What is mind ? No matter. What is matter ? Never mind !

-Trying is the first step towards failure.

-If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing.

-If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half ass. That's the American way!

-You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. (daje savet Bartu)

-If at first you don't succeed, give up.

-If work needs doing, don't just sit there, call for someone to do it!

-There's a solution to everything, just don't ask me to find it

-Common sense can be treated with our good friend alcohol.

-Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

-Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

-The reason why we employ government officials is so that we don't have to think.
 

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Epizoda sa Mulder-om i Scully:

Scully: Hello, Mr. Simpson, this is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you few yes-or-no questions, and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer: Ummm... Yes!
Lie detector: BOOOOOOOOOM!

A mudre reci Homera... ima ih previse:

- To alcohol... cause and solution for all our problems!
- Shut up brain! (obraca se svom mozgu, naravno)
- Run boy, run for your life...
- Lift goes up, lift goes down, lift goes up, lift goes down....

'Homer, Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in history,
From the town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree.'

'Margy, oh Margy,
You came and you found me a turkey,
On my vacation, away from working...'

etc. etc.
 
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Bart na pocetku svake epizode na tabli ispisuje razlicitu recenicu. Evo nekih…

THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATULENT NOISES IN CLASS
HAMSTERS CANNOT FLY
UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE
I AM NOT MY LONG LOST TWIN
 

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Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' ports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. - Homer J. Simpson


Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
 

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-"Hello, can I speak to Mr Freely, first name I.P." (Bart)

-"Where is Bart, anyway. His dinner's getting all cold and eaten." (Homer)

-"You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head." (Marge)

-"Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'." (Moe)

-"Inflamable means flamable? What a country" (Dr. Nick Riviera)

-"Me fail english that's unpossible" (Ralph)

-"Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum!" (Chief Wiggum)

-What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? (Charles Montgomery Burns)

-"Worst Episode Ever!" (Comic Book Guy)
 
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Reči mudrosti Homera Simpsona :

-Relax. What is mind ? No matter. What is matter ? Never mind !

-Trying is the first step towards failure.

-If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing.

-If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half ass. That's the American way!

-You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. (daje savet Bartu)

-If at first you don't succeed, give up.

-If work needs doing, don't just sit there, call for someone to do it!

-There's a solution to everything, just don't ask me to find it

-Common sense can be treated with our good friend alcohol.

-Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

-Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

-The reason why we employ government officials is so
that we don't have to think.
-DON'T,WOOHOO!
 

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Posto ima prituzbi sto pisemo na engleskom, evo na maternjem:
-Homer prodaje 3 tegle masti...
PRODAVAC: Izvolite,gospodine, to je 20 centi!
HOMER: Woohoo! Laka para! Vidis li decace(Bartu)?
BART: Ali tata, za slaninu iz koje smo dobili tu mast si dao 20$
HOMER: Greska, decace, tvoja majka je dala 20$!
BART: Ali tata, ona uzima pare od tebe...
HOMER: Paaaa... I ja uzimam pare od masti!!!!!!! :wink:
 

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homer: DOBRO JE DA SE SVE ZAVRSILO NAJBOLJE... :D
mardz: STA?? BART JE MRTAV :?
homer: PA, MOJE KUKANJE GA NECE VRATITI! :?
mardz: VESTICA JE REKLA DA HOCE
homer: NECE ONA MENI DA NAREDJUJE!!! :evil:

aaah homere tako te je lako voleti... :oops:
 
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