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kanibal77:
kad smo vec kod proje...
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Ko se ne prehladi kada vetar duva?
Ko na polju ne stoji kada moonja gruva,
Već kraj tople peći i odela suva, poješće još mnogo bespotrebnog kruva
Makar modellsica i ne htela, moraće da ga čuva.
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dej si kojo.
pebigio moonja.
eh živote lutalico.
kad se setim samo.
uvijem papilotne.metem maramče.
do daske opalim radio šabac.
i opaaaa mile...sve sitna dvojka dok perem prozore.
dok tako, kuvam škembići.
cigara mi se lepi za usne dok prelistavam čik.
eee kad se samo setim suze mi naviru na oči.
ili je od lukca?
 
pa to ti kazem sestro slatka..dok zavijas npr sarmu, ne mozes da citas..al mozes da gledas neku korisnu seriju..upoznajes daleke predele, ljude i obicaje..a mesajuci lukac..eeee, kolko kratkih formi je tu procitano, moj brale..ih..ma treba se samo organizovati ..

i kad procitam da zena ide po restoranima, zeludac mi se okrene..sta bre zena ima da radi u kafani?zna se, otkad je sveta i veka , da musakrci idu u kafanu..ne da bi pili..neeee..tamo se sklapaju poslovi..najveci..ma zene su potpuno ..ne znam sta da kazem:(
 
moonja:
kaže ovde jedna (neću da citiram, posle moram da se ganjam sa pacijentima).................. kao........ radi ceo dan dva posla, jede po restoranima........ radi na sebi, vozi bike, i sve puna usta hvale....kao voli umetnost, a eto "i film, ako je to umetnost"......e, ta što je to pisala je domaćica..gnom..džabe, bre, sve.. ........
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hajde ti sa gnomom da provedes samo jednu radnu nedelju :)
nisam rekla da jedem po restoranima, nego u restoranu (jednom, koji mi je usput izmedju dva posla).
nisam rekla da "radim na sebi" - to je izraz za... he... neke druge likove.
sacuvaj boze da sam se hvalila. radim dva posla jer moram. prvi da zivim, drugi da stedim za stan. sta je tu za hvalu, belog dana ne vidim, koji ti je djavo!?
i, sta ti nije jasno ovo oko filma? :)
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sad sam opet procitala svoj prvi post. sto je to vama tako neverovatno u njemu - pojma nemam, ja tako zivim. nista specijalno. ne gledam tv a i na net idem retko, mozda zato imam dosta vremena za sve ovo...
 
Pa da. Umesto da kao koristan član društva provedeš na Internetu bar 3-4 sata dnevno kao ja. + stižem da odgledam tri serije i operem noge. Al' ne kuvam, to mi je onako, baš minus, nemam kome.
Ali zato idem u školu, čitam novine i opet idem na Internet u školi i tako...
Jednog dana... Biće od mene nešto.
 
moje srce:
hajde ti sa gnomom da provedes samo jednu radnu nedelju :)
nisam rekla da jedem po restoranima, nego u restoranu (jednom, koji mi je usput izmedju dva posla).
nisam rekla da "radim na sebi" - to je izraz za... he... neke druge likove.
sacuvaj boze da sam se hvalila. radim dva posla jer moram. prvi da zivim, drugi da stedim za stan. sta je tu za hvalu, belog dana ne vidim, koji ti je djavo!?
i, sta ti nije jasno ovo oko filma? :)
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sad sam opet procitala svoj prvi post. sto je to vama tako neverovatno u njemu - pojma nemam, ja tako zivim. nista specijalno. ne gledam tv a i na net idem retko, mozda zato imam dosta vremena za sve ovo...
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jbg, totalno si promasila...:)
umesto sto radis dva posla, bolje bi bilo da si prosla neki skraceni kurs kuvanja, i da si se dobro udala..i bog da te vidi..:)
a znas sta...ja mnogo volim gnomove..nisam bas normalna, sta reci..i eto, imas javni poziv da odemo naa kafu.ako ikad uspemo da uskladimo termine:wink:
 
moje srce, baš si morala da reaguješ......sad mi je neprijatno.......
žacnuo sam se zbog filma, jer je film umetnost.......i tako nekom prođe život...ali, u pravu si - nisu svi filmovi, a postoje i posebni žanrovi........eto, samo to......a nije loše ni da se družiš, drugarstvo je blago (ne mora baš na netu), da gledaš super filmove, i da piješ kafu sa komšijama, .....restorani nisu zdravi...ali ne znam te, pa nije na mestu da te savetujem, niti si ti pitala za savet, pa sam neumesan : ) vidim, baš si velika i samostalna devojka......za svaku pohvalu što si ambiciozna, i nemoj pogrešno da me shvatiš......al ne bih da sa tobom provedem r. nedelju...... volim da gluvarim barem dva sata dnevno, samo za svoju dušu, a i obožavam net.....ne uklapam se uopšte u tvoj raspored........imaš sladoled,.......čekam te ispred restorana, taman da ga pojedeš dok ne stigneš na 2. posao : ))
 
imam i savetovalište za gazdinstava sa robovima:

Gentlemen, I greet you here on the bank of the James River in
the year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and twelve. First, I
shall thank you, the gentlemen of the Colony of Virginia, for bringing
me here. I am here to help you solve some of your problems with slaves.
Your invitation reached me on my modest plantation in the West Indies
where I have experimented with some of the newest and still the oldest
methods for control of slaves. Ancient Rome would envy us if my program
is implemented. As our boat sailed south on the James River, named for
our illustrious King, whose version of the Bible we cherish, I saw
enough to know that your problem is not unique. While Rome used cords
of wood as crosses for standing human bodies along its old highways in
great numbers you are here using the tree and the rope on occassion.

I caught a whiff of a dead slave hanging from a tree a couple of
miles back. You are not only losing valuable stock by hangings, you are
having uprisings, slaves are running away, your crops are sometimes left
in the fields too long for maximum profit, you suffer occasional fires,
your animals are killed. Gentlemen, you know what your problems are; I
do not need to elaborate. I am not here to enumerate your problems, I
am here to introduce you to a method of solving them.

In my bag here, I have a fool proof method for controlling your
Black slaves. I guarantee everyone of you that if installed correctly it
will control the slaves for at least 300 years. My method is simple.
Any member of your family or your overseer can use it.

I have outlined a number of differences among the slaves; and I
take these differences and make them bigger. I use fear, distrust, and
envy for control purposes. These methods have worked on my modest
plantation in the West Indies and it will work throughout the South.
Take this simple little list of differences, and think about them. On
top of my list is "Age", the second is "Color" or shade, there is
intelligence, size, sex, size of plantations, status on plantation,
attitude of owners, whether the slaves live in the valley, on a hill,
East, West, North, South, have fine hair or coarse hair, or is tall or
short. Now that you have a list of differences, I shall give you an
outline of action- but before that I shall assure you that distrust is
stronger than adulation; respect or admiration.

The Black slave after receiving this indoctrination shall carry
on and will become self re-fueling and self-generating for hundreds of
years, maybe thousands.

Don't forget you must pitch the old Black vs. the young Black
male, and the young Black male against the old Black male. You must use
the dark skin slave vs. the light skin slaves and the light skin slaves
vs. the dark skin slaves. You must use the female vs. the male, and the
male vs. the female. You must also have your White servants and
overseers distrust all Blacks, but it is necessary that your slaves
trust and depend on us. They must love, respect, and trust only us.

Gentlemen, these Kits are your Keys to control. Use them. Have
your wives and children use them, never miss opportunity. If used
intensely for one year, the slaves themselves will remain perpetually
distrustful.

Thank you, gentlemen.
 
RULES FOR TEACHERS - 1872


1. Teachers each day will fill lamps, clean chimneys.

2. Each teacher will bring a bucket of water and a scuttle of coal for the daily' session.

3. Make your pens carefully. You whittle nibs to the individual taste of the pupils.

4. Men teachers may take one evening each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go to church regularly.

5. After ten hours in school, the teachers may spend the remaining time reading the Bible or other good books.

6. Women teachers who marry or engage in unseemly conduct will be dismissed.

7. Every teacher should lay aside from each pay a goodly sum of this earnings for his benefit during his declining years so that he will not become a burden on society.

8. Any teacher who smokes, uses liquor in any form, frequents pool or public halls, or gets shaved in a barber shop will give good reason to suspect his worth, intention, integrity and honest.

9. The teacher who performs his labor faithfully and without fault for five years will be given an increase of twenty cents per week in his pay, providing the Board of Education approves.



Variations: Sometimes the document includes a list of equally onerous rules for students as well:


1. Respect your schoolmaster. Obey him and accept his punishments.
2. Do not call your classmates names or fight with them. Love and help each other.

3. Never make noises or disturb your neighbors as they work. Be silent during classes.

4. Do not talk unless it's absolutely necessary.

5. Bring firewood into the classroom for the stove whenever the teacher tells you to.

6. If the master calls your name after class, straighten the benches and tables, sweep the room, dust and leave everything tidy.



 
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