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,,čitajući heteroseksualne knjige zaboravio si one transseksualne, a u tim si knjigama mogao da pročitaš da je transseksualac bio i dvaput kršteni i veliki transseksualni župan Stefan Nemanja, i njegov transrodni sin Stefan Prvovenčani transseksualni i transseksualni Sveti Sava i transrodni Stefan Uroš Drugi, transseksualni kralj Milutin i Stefan Dušan Transseksualni srpski car. Mogao si da vidiš i da pročitaš da ti transseksualci nisu gubili transseksualne ovce, da srpski transseksualni narod sa njima nije bio transseksualno stado ovaca koje blejeći ide na klanje, da su pred njima uzmicali i transseksualni lavovi.''- transseksualni žarko laušević, transseksualni boj na transseksualnom kosovu, 1387. pne.
 
- Hi. Hello. Hi.
- May I help you?
- I need to speak to Karen Eiffel.
- I'm sorry?
- Karen Eiffel. She's one of your authors. I need to talk to her.
- Well, sir, she's not here.
- No. No, I know. I need to find her. I need to know where she is.
- We're just the publishers.
- Right. Of course. But there must be a way that I can contact her.
- We have the address where her fan mail is sent.
- No, I can't send mail. It's urgent.
- How do you know her?
- I'm her brother.
- Her brother?
- Her brother-in-law.
- She has a sister?
- No, I'm married to her brother. Not in this state, the one over.
- Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
- No. Okay. Listen. I'm one of her characters. I'm new. I'm in her new book. And she's going to kill me. Not actually. But in the book. But I think it'll actually kill me so I just need to talk to her... and ask her to stop.

Stranger Than Fiction
 
Jack Fate: Beautiful animals.
Animal Wrangler: I'll thank you. But it's God that deserves the credit. They won't have time to bother with success or gettin' rich. They don't have fantasies of glory. They don't borrow money to buy things that decrease in value while they own it. You see, they're beautiful 'cause they just are. They do what they do. A lion don't try to be a tiger. A rabbit don't try to do an impression of a monkey. They don't try to be what they're not. Unlike us. Us human beings. The cheetah, the tiger, the snake, the monkey, the baboon, the muskrat, the bobcat, the pig that's fat, the hippo, the rhino, the dodo, the honey badger... Each one, each perfect - in their original forms. Then, man came in. Who created him and for what purpose? It's still a mystery. Why is he here? It's a mystery. We know he's trespassin'. Doesn't know his own place. Of course he doesn't know his place, he don't have one. Man, the bear hunter, the fur trapper, the deer chaser. Then, the beer hunter, the deer trapper, the man - the bear hunter, the the fur trapper, the man - the deer chaser, the baby seal clubber, the dolphin snagger, the lowest form in existence. Lowest form of existence. He's a rabble-rouser, he's a stirrer-upper, agitator, goes around stickin' his nose where it don't belong. The zoo, the aquarium, they are - they are the prisons for the animals. These animals cannot learn anything from mankind. Man doesn't have - man don't have a thing to teach them.

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- What is this? Coats? Henry, I need suits, not coats.
- Suits are coming Thursday.
- But it's the middle of summer. What'll I do with fur coats?
- You don't want furs? I'll take them away.
- No, I want them. We'll hang them in the freezer with the meat. How's that?

Goodfellas
 
Dashiki was far more sexually experienced than I was. She taught me all about foreplay. Until then, I ain't never done foreplay before. But then again, who needs foreplay when you're jackin' off?

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
 
You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

- You admire it.

I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.

- Look, I am... I've heard enough of this, and I'm asking you to pull the plug.

Last word.

- What?

I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.

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( Ash; Alien )
 
Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuc*kin' neck, ain't you? Retired? Fuc*k off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fuc*king suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fu*cking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?

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