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What are you lot called again?

- We were Warsaw. Now we're Joy Division.

Excuse me, but what happened to Slaves of Venus?

- Hooky!

All right. Joy Division is good.

Joy Division, eh? What's all that about?

- It's the name of a brothel German soldiers used during the Second World War.

Well, whatever. Studio's yours.
 
You know what I was thinking about today? I was thinking about those street gangs they have down in Los Angeles, those Crips and those Bloods. And I was thinking about that bunch of new laws they came up with in the 1980s, I think it was, to combat those street gangs, those Crips and those Bloods. And, if I remember rightly, the gist of what those new laws were saying was, if you join one of these gangs, and you're running with them, and down the block one night, unbeknownst to you, one of your fellow Crips, or your fellow Bloods, shoot up a place, or stab a guy... Well then, even though you may not know nothing about it and you were just standing on a street corner minding your own business, what these new laws said was you're still culpable. You're still culpable by the very act of having joined those Crips and those Bloods in the first place. Which got me thinking, Father, that whole type of situation is kinda like you church boys, ain't it? You got your colors, you got your clubhouse. You're, for want of a better word, a gang. And if you were upstairs smoking a pipe and reading your Bible while one of your fellow gang members is downstairs fu*king an altar boy, well... Father, just like those Crips, and just like those Bloods, you're culpable. Because you joined the gang, man. I don't care if you never did shit, you never saw shit, you never heard shit, you join the gang, you're culpable.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
 
On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there you led me on
 
- I got one for you. Occam's Razor. Ever heard of it?
- Occam's Razor. Sounds like some slasher movie.
- No, Occam's Razor is a basic scientific principle which says: Things being equal, the simplest explanation tends to be right.
- Makes sense to me.
- So what's more likely? An all-powerful God created the universe... then decided not to give any proof of His existence? Or... that He doesn't exist at all and that we created Him... so we wouldn't feel so small and alone.
- I don't know. I couldn't imagine living in a world where God didn't exist. I wouldn't want to.
- How do you know you're not deluding yourself? I mean, for me... I'd need proof.
- Proof? Did you love your father? Your dad, did you love him?
- Yes. Very much.
- Prove it.

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You know I've drove through a lot of towns. A lot of small towns. And they all had two things in common. They had a courthouse and they had a church. On top of the church you got a cross, and on top of the courthouse, they'd have a flag. Flags-crosses. Crosses-flags. Driving around, I just cannot stop thinking about this tremendous restaurant. Now at the risk of sounding blasphemous, forgive me, those arches have a lot in common with those buildings. A building with a cross on top of it. What is that? It's a gathering place where decent wholesome people come together and they share values protected by that American flag. It could be said that beautiful building flanked by those arches signifies more or less the same thing. It doesn't just say delicious hamburgers inside. They signify family. It signifies community. It's a place where American's come together to break bread. I am telling you, McDonald's can be the new American church.

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The Founder
 
- Jim! Listen to me. Come. Listen to me. Come. Come here.
- I'm listening.
- Everything that is... ugly... cruel... stupid... but most importantly, ugly... everything... is your fault.

The Brutalist
 
Sir, how often should one
exonerate one's bowels?

One should never, ever interrupt
one's desire to defecate.

I have inquired at the Bronx
and London zoos...

as to the daily bowel
evacuation of primates.

It's not once, twice
or three times, sir, but four.

At the end of an average day
their cages are filled...

with a veritable mountain
of natural health.

( The Road to Wellville )
 
“An erection is a flagpole on your grave.”

— Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, The Road to Wellville

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The Bulgarians live longer than any
other humans on earth, and you know why?

No, I'm sorry,
I don't know any Bulgarians.

- Yogurt.
- Yogurt?

Nurse Graves!

- Yes, Doctor?
- Take Mr. Lightbody...

to the yogurt room
and give him 15 gallons.

Oh, no, no, I can't eat
15 gallons of yogurt.

Oh, it's not goin' in that end,
Mr. Lightbody.

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