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[after learning Mickey is infertile]

Hannah: Could you have ruined yourself somehow?
Mickey: How could I ruin myself?
Hannah: I don't know. Excessive masturbation?
Mickey: You gonna start knockin' my hobbies?

( Hannah and Her Sisters )
 
You think
this is a humorous occasion.

You are mistaken. From now on there's
going to be discipline on this ship.

We're going to have order.
And we're going to be like seamen.

In one week's time we will put to sea.
There will be no more grog.

There will be no more shore leave.
You've become a rabble, all of you.

And you will clean up
this ship and yourselves.

 
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

- pojavljuju se Džejn Rasel i Merlin Monro -

[Staring at Lorelei and Dorothy]

Evans: Say, suppose the ship hits an iceberg and sinks. Which one of them do you save from drowning?
William J. Stevens: Those girls couldn't drown.
 
- When Johnny was starting out, he was signed to a personal service contract with a big bandleader. And as his career got better and better, he wanted to get out of it. Johnny is my father's godson. My father went to see this bandleader. He offered him 1 0,000 dollars to let Johnny go, but the bandleader said no. So the next day my father went to see him, but this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, he signed a release for a certified cheque of 1,000 dollars.
- How did he do that?
- Made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
- What was that?
- Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and father said that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract. That's a true story. That's my family, Kay. It's not me.

The Godfather
 
Nisam vise Violeta, to sam bila u predhodnom zivotu. Sad sam Bringdavani a ovo je moj muz Govinda. Idemo u Indiju na Krisnin rodjendan.

HARE KRISNA, HARE KRISNA
KRISNA KRISNA, HARE HARE...

Mi nismo andjeli
 
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: The Sick Boy method?
Swanney: Well, it nearly worked for him, hey.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber.
Swanney: He knows a lot about Sean Connery.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: That's hardly a substitute.

( Trainspotting)
 
- Vi vrlo dobro znate da ja nisam nikakav doktor filozofije niti to ikada mogu biti.
- A zašto?
- Pa nisam rođen za to.
- Kako nisi rođen? Pa šta ti misliš, da se ljudi rađaju sa opredeljenjima? Ovaj za generala je li, onaj za popa. Varaš se sinko. Čovek se rodi za razbojnika pa postane ministar. Tako i ti. Rodio si se za vucibatinu, ima da postaneš docent univerziteta.

(Dr)
 
Andrew Wyke: A great branch broke off a big tree and - flew through the air, through the skylight - as you can see. Act of God.
Detective Inspector Black: Had it in for you, did he?
Andrew Wyke: Who?
Detective Inspector Black: God.
Andrew Wyke: Oh, yes, he's always been a vicious bastard.
Andrew Wyke: You know what God's trouble is?
Detective Inspector Black: What?
Andrew Wyke: He has no father. He has no family roots. He's rootless. Nowhere to hang his hat, poor bugger. I pity him.

( Sleuth )
 
“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”

* * *

“I read poetry to save time.”

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We are the hollow men.
We are the stuffed men leaning together at peace filled with straw.
Alas, our dried voices when we whisper together are quiet and meaningless as wind in dry grass, or a rat's feet over broken glass in a dry cellar.
Shape without form, shade without color, paralyzed force, gesture without motion.
 
Two months you think you know everything. I'm the director.
This is not a movie about being funny with a hose.
You're right. But it could be.

* * *
Fancy Hetty writing.
Look at this.
She got married.
I know.
I'm not surprised.
I wish her lots of happiness.
Well, not lots. But some.
Chin up, kid.

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Marsellus: You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age
like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.

Pulp Fiction
 
Guy comes home, finds his wife
in bed with another guy, the wife says,

"Look who's here-- big mouth.
Now the whole neighborhood will know."

Thanks. Thanks for laughin'.
Spread it around a little bit.

The first night I was here,
I said to the owner of the joint,

I said, "Listen,
where's the toilet?"

He said, "You're in it."

Come on, let's go, let's go.

Why don't you leave me alone?
I'm tryin' to do my routine.

Up yours.

Pal, you're gonna force me
to make a comeback.

- Funny.
- Fuc*k you...

And the horse you rode in on.

And the whole cavalry behind ya.

Funny man.

That's why I'm here.

Give him another drink.

Piss in it for me.

I'm now gonna introduce a woman
who's made a worldwide tour

with top billing and all that
other bullshit where they all hated her.

And I want you all
to give her a warm welcome.

I know you're all capable of it.

You look like a bunch of junkies.

Her name is Emma 48's.

Oh, yeah! Go get it!

( Raging Bull )

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What's this bite radius crap?

* * *

Martin hates boats. Martin hates water. Martin... Martin sits in his car when we go on the ferry to the mainland. I guess it's a childhood thing. It's a... there's a clinical name for it isn't there?

Brody: Drowning.

( Jaws )
 
She was the first one
you loved like that.

And the last, it turns out.

So you hold on to her pictures
in your mind...

... year after year...

... in the belief that someday
it'll be like that again...

... even though
you have no evidence.

In church, they call this faith.

So that's what I'll call it.

( All the king's man )
 

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