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- Mišo, imamo problem.
- Šta je bilo sad?
- Ovde je neki nepoznat tip. Prodaje nešto klincima.
- Pa gde je?
- Otišao je sad u WC.
- Sad ću da mu *ebem mater. Prvo ću da ga bijem a posle ću da ga karam.

Ubice mog oca
 
You know, Junior, some of the things we done, man...
I don't feel like we done something wrong. But sometimes, man,
I get this bad feeling. I told the Padre the truth, man. I like it here.
You get to do what you want. Nobody fuc*ks with you.
The only worry you got is dying.
And if that happens, you won't know about it anyway.
So what the fuc*k, man.

( Bunny; Platoon )
 
- Let's have it.
- Have what?
- Your report. What have you been doing?
- For the past 3/4 hour I've been sitting on my ass waiting on you.
- Damn it, Harry. It's the mayor you're talking to.

- I don't want trouble, like you had last year in the Fillmore district. That's my policy.
- When an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
- Intent? How did you establish that?
- When a naked man chases a woman in an alley with a knife and a hard-on I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Dirty Harry
 
Poslednja izmena:
Sudija: Aleksić tvrdi da ste zajedno radili?

Čkalja: Jeste, mi smo mu prevozili cigle.

Sudija: A bager koji ste uvezli preko granice, bez carine iz Grčke?

Čkalja: Iz koje Grčke? Kakav bager druže sudija, to prvu put u životu čujem lažu života mi!

Sudija: A frižideri Impeks? Koga ste potplatili da ih otpiše kao škart?

Čkalja: Od koga? Mmppffff, ja..prvi put u životu, života mi moga pojma nemam!

Sudija: A armatura GH 19?

Čkalja: Druže sudija imam petoro dece. Pa zar bi ja decu svoju uvalio u nesreću zbog armature GH 19 kroz 15!!

Sudija: A Čutura?

Čkalja: Nije ni on. Pa mi smo druže sudija do pre nekolko meseci zajedno radili u preduzeću Treći maj. A tog AleKsića smo upoznali nema mesec dana.

Sudija: Siguran si?

Čkalja: Jesam! Njega je doveo neki..kako…Gavra Aćimović, jer taj isto Aćimović Gavra prevoznik pa on nije mogao da preuzme te cigle, pa je onda nas zamolio da mi tom Aleksiću prebacimo te cigle pošto nije mogao Gavra. Mislim mi smo se upoznali preko cigli… sa tim Aleksićem. On… doveo ga taj Aćimović koga nisam dobro poznavo a više sam ovog poznavo.

Sudija: Gavra Aćimović? Gde stanuje?

Čkalja: Ne bih znao da kažem.

Sudija: A da li se tako zove?

Čkalja: Ne, Golja se zove!

Sudija: Aćimović?

Čkalja: Avramović! Tačno je! Avram Gojić!

Sudija: Kako, malo pre si reko Aćimović!?

Čkalja: Jeste Aćimović ali to nije taj Aćimović! Ovaj je Avramović a Avram Gojić mu je brat! Mislim to su sve…. to je sve isto. Braća su.

Sudija: Pazi Juriću, ako ti sad nešto tu muljaš..

Čkalja: Avram je…..on otpada, a Avramović je isto sa bratom zajedno Aćimovićem, on isto tu otpada. Samo ostaje Goljic, odnosno nije Goljić nego Avram Gojić on ostaje, to mogu da se zakunem u to. A ovi svi otpadaju!

Sudija: Pazi Jariću, dobro promozgaj. Ako taj Gavra Aćimović, Adam, kako li se već zove, zaista postoji, i potvrdi da je Čutura pre mesec dana upoznao Aleksića, onda može da otpadne ceo spisak koji je podneo Aleksić.

Čkalja: Pa Gavra Kačanski .. oni su kumovi!

Sudija: S Pajom??

Čkalja: Nee, Paja i ja smo drugovi, a oni su kumovi sa, sa ovim... svabom Miškovcem, jer su Avram i Gaja braća, a kumovi su sa Gavrom Kačanskim odnosno sa, dabome, sa Gavrom Kačanskim čiji je kum švaba Miškovac, a Paja i ja smo drugovi!

Sudija: Pa kako veze ima sad Miškovac?!

Ckalja: koji Miškovac?, a Miškovac, je taj švaba, on je kum sa Gavrom i sa Pajom .. kojim, s kojim Pajom!?

Sudija: Pa ti si rek'o...

Čkalja: Ne Vi ste me pitali!

Sudija: Sta sam Vas pitao?

Čkalja: Sta ste me pitali?

Sudija: S'kim je Paja? Jel Pajin kum?

Čkalja: Pa nije Pajin kum, nego je Paja sa mnom drug! A Vi ste kum!!!

Sudija: Dobro Jaricu .. sredi se! Sredi se, razmisli.

Sudija: Kako se zove čovek koji vam je doveo Aleksića?

Čklalja: Setio sam se!

Sudija: Kaži!

Čkalja: Joca Trta!
 
Do you believe in love? Love ends. Do you believe in your heart? Your heart stops. No love and no heart? So you believe in "cono", right? In pussy. Even pussy dries up after a while. You believe in your wife? As soon as money runs out, she'll tell you're neglecting her. You believe in your children? As soon as you stop giving them money they'll say you don't love them. You believe in your "mamma". If you don't nurse her, she'll say you're an ungrateful child. Now listen to what I'm telling you. So what happens when you've got nothing to give? When you've got nothing left. When you're no longer useful.

ZeroZeroZero
 
You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.

The Matrix
 
Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

The Lighthouse
 
- If you pointed a pistol at a monarch, your hands would shake as if palsied.
- I wouldn't point no pistol at nobody.
- That's a wise policy. But if you did, I assure you, the sight of royalty would cause you to dismiss thoughts of bloodshed. You would stand... How shall I put it? In awe. A president ... Why not shoot a president?

Unforgiven
 
A plague on you. A plague on the whole stinking lot of ya, without
morals or laws. And all you whores got no laws. You got no honor. It's no wonder you
all emigrated to America, because they wouldn't have you in England. You're a lot of
savages, that's what you all are. A bunch of bloody savages. A plague on you.
I'll be back.

English Bob
 
Phil Leotardo : You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to **** a woman, but I compromised. I jacked off into a tissue. You see where I'm goin'?
 
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