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Dr. Pinchelow: You know, I always wondered what Penny's natural father was like. When my late wife and I adopted her, we didn't have much information her birth parents. We were told her mother was single, and that she was... Well...

Adele: You can say it, dear. She was rumored to be a titanic whore.

Harry Dunne: That's a lie! Fraida never stepped foot on the Titanic!

Lloyd Christmas: You must be talking about the time she did the night crew on the Block Island Ferry.

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Lloyd Christmas: Hey, you guys want to play "He Who Smelt It"?

Harry Dunne: Yeah.

Travis: What's that?

Lloyd Christmas: It's complicated, so pay attention. We put the windows up, first one who smells a fart gets a point. If you say who dealt it, double points.

Harry Dunne: But if you say you smelled a fart and nobody farted, like if we were passing a slaughterhouse.

Lloyd Christmas: False fart!

Harry Dunne: You lose a point. And you can't smell your own farts either.

Travis: What, are you kidding? No! No! I'm not gonna sit around sniffin' you guys's farts like some kind of truffle pig. Forget it!

Harry Dunne: Okay, fine. Lloyd and I will play one-on-one.

Lloyd Christmas: Yeah, head-to-head.

Travis: How can you play one-on-one? If you smell a fart, and you didn't do it, isn't it obvious the other guy did?

Lloyd Christmas: I thought you said you never played before.

Harry Dunne: Yeah. Sound like he wrote the rule book.

Lloyd Christmas: I think we might have a hustler, Har.

Dumb and Dumber To
 
York and I were in academy together. Then we partnered for five years. Before that, we dodged the draft together. Before that, we played high school football together. Before that, we were in grade school together. And before that, we breast fed together.

Loaded Weapon
 
It doesn't matter what people say unless you believe them.

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( The Public Eye )
 
You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!

The Dark Knight
 
Being English, I tend to enjoy going down to the pub far more than going to the gym, so it was very unnatural for me. I just had to convince myself that I loved it, which was the most difficult thing about playing this part. Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it's true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you have. I found I had to stop thinking when I was in the gym because if I thought about it, I'd realize how ridiculous it was that I was pumping iron when I could've been out having a drink and a cigarette and enjoying some lunch


Christian Bale
Biography

Personal Quotes
 
Ah, devil ether.
It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel.
Total loss of all basic motor function.
Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue.
The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column.
Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way,
but you can’t control it.

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( Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas )
 
- Your husband is secretly sending an army north.
- How do you know this?
- Last night I slept with a member of the War Council.
- He shouldn't be telling secrets in bed.
- Ah, yes. Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for.

Braveheart
 
Benny Blanco: I don't know, but there may be some mis-fuckin'-understanding, I don't know man, but maybe you don't remember me, my name is Benny Blanco...
Carlito: Maybe I don't give a shit. Maybe I don't remember the last time I blew my nose either. Who the fu*k are you, I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me motherfucker. You a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who you been with? Chain-snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don't you get lost? Go a head, snatch a purse. Come on, take a fuckin' walk.

Carlito's Way
 
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