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- Why don't you want a child?
- Didn't I try to adopt that 18-year-old Korean girl?

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
 
Dae-Su Oh: "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone."
Woo-jin Lee: "Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same."
Dae-su Oh: "Even though I'm no more than a monster - don't I, too, have the right to live?"
Dae-su Oh: "Revenge is good for your health, but pain will find you again."

Oldboy(2003)
 
- You don't like men much, do you?
- No.
- Maybe you're the kind who prefers women.
- No. Women are even worse; they try to be like men, but they can't cut it. I'd like to be a member of a third sex.
- Third sex? Mmm-hmmm. Well, which article would you have - the one that goes in, or the one that goes out?
- Both.
- Well, which one would you favor?
- Both. If I had both sex organs, I could just screw myself, couldn't I? Well, couldn't I?

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Isn't that just like a woman? She wants to be treated like a man... and then she cries!

Oklahoma Crude (1973)
 
I hate a song makes you think that you're not any good. I hate a song makes you think you're just born to lose,
bound to lose, no good to nobody, no good for nothing. Becuase you're either too old or too young or too fat or too thin,
you're too ugly or too dead to do that. Songs that run you down, songs that poke fun at you on account of your bad luck
or your hard traveling. I am out to fight those kind of songs to my very last breath of air, to my last drop of blood.
I am out to sing the songs that will make you take pride in yourself.

Bound for Glory (1976)
 
Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.

When Harry Met Sally...
 
The Ku Klux Klan, who saw Zelig as a Jew, that could turn himself into a Negro and an Indian, saw him as a triple threat.

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I'm 12 years old. I run into a Synagogue. I ask the Rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life...
But, he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don't understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me six hundred dollars for Hebrew lessons.

Zelig (1983)
 

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