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- Of course I know how to spot a cop.
- How's that?
- If he's not paying attention to us, he's a cop. Lookit. You see that guy over there?
- Right over there.
- Yeah. Not paying attention to us. He's a cop.
- Okay.
- You get it now, do you?
- What about this guy?
- Cop.
- Hey, how you doing? What kind of dog is that? She ignored us so she must be a cop.
- She's probably the fu*king police commissioner.

The Departed
 
Poslednja izmena:
Time. Time. What is time? Swiss manufacture it. French hoard it. Italians squander it. Americans say it is money. Hindus say it does not exist. Do you know what I say? I say time is a crook.

Beat the Devil
 
"I am! Guilty! But, it's my wedding night. My tiny drunk c*ck and I have a job to do. Come wife! I vomited on a girl once. In the middle of the act. Not proud of it, but honesty is important between a man and wife. Come, I'll tell you all about it. Put you in the mood..." - Tyrion (Game Of Thrones)
 
Bez premca:

"Theoden: Eomer. Take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King's banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises!
Theoden: Ride now!... Ride now!... Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending!
[He stops and faces Sauron's army]
Theoden: Death!
Rohirrim: [echoing] Death!
Theoden: Death!
Rohirrim: [echoing] Death!
Theoden: DEATH!
Eowyn, Merry: Death!
Theoden: Forth, Eorlingas!"

Tako me strasno pogodi, da je to neverovatno.
 
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Meadow: Are you in the mafia?
Tony: Am I in the what?
Meadow: Whatever you wanna call it. Organized crime.
Tony: That's total crap. Who told you that?
Meadow: Dad, I've lived in the house all my life. I've seen police come with warrants. I've seen you going out at 3:00 in the morning.
Tony: You never seen doc Cusamano go out at 3:00 in the morning on a call?
Meadow: Did the Cusamano kids ever find $50, 000 in krugerrands... and a. 45 automatic while they were hunting for easter eggs?
Tony: I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed- up. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive. And you're the last person I would want to perpetuate it. Fine. There is no mafia.

The Sopranos
 
What I'm doing here is measuring the purity. Pure coke, it melts away at about... a hundred and eighty-five, hundred and ninety degrees. Cutting agents, they melt away at about a hundred. And quality product, well, that's... melting at around a hundred and forty. Hundred and thirty. Good. A hundred and forty. Yes. A hundred and fifty. Fu*k me running! A hundred and sixty? Jesus Christ, a hundred and seventy! Hundred and eighty. A hundred and... A hundred and eighty-seven. Where did you get this stuff?
- Colombia.
- Well, do you mind if I do a line?
- Yeah, go ahead. Fu*k it. Let's all do one.

Blow
 
Man On Stoop: I’m sayin’, every Friday night in an alley behind the Cut Rate, we rollin' bones, you know? I mean all them boys, we roll til late.
McNulty: Alley crap game, right?
Man On Stoop: Like every time, Snot, he'd fade a few shooters, play it out til the pot's deep. Snatch and run.
McNulty: What, every time?
Man On Stoop: Couldn’t help hisself.
McNulty: Let me understand. Every Friday night, you and your boys are shooting craps, right? And every Friday night, your pal Snot Boogie… he'd wait til there's cash on the ground and he'd grab it and run away? You let him do that?
Man On Stoop: We'd catch him and beat his ass but ain't nobody ever go past that.
McNulty: I gotta ask ya: If every time Snotboogie would grab the money and run away, why'd you even let him in the game?
Man On Stoop: What?
McNulty: If Snotboogie always stole the money, why'd you let him play?
Man On Stoop: Got to. This America, man.

The Wire
 
neprevazidjeni brus :lol:

Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fu*cking your wife I'll take two.
Alley Thug: All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?
Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, that's what your wife said.
Alley Thug: Hey, would you stop with the wife shit?
Joe Hallenbeck: Ask me how fat she is.
Alley Thug: Fu*ck you, man! How fat is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fu*ck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
 
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