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- A normal man? For me, a normal man is one who turns his head to see a beautiful woman's bottom. The point is not just to turn your head. There are five or six reasons. And he is glad to find people who are like him, his equals. That's why he likes crowded beaches, football, the bar downtown...
- At Piazza Venice.
- He likes people similar to himself and does not trust those who are different. That's why a normal man is a true brother, a true citizen, a true patriot...
- A true fascist.

(Il conformista)
 
"And it will be like a taco, inside a taco, within a Taco Bell, that's inside a KFC, within a mall, that's INSIDE YOUR BRAIN! AHPAH PAPAH PAH CHEECHA PAH KAHKAH ! ! !"

South Park, episode Insheeption
 
-So, Janie, how was school?
-It was okay.
-Just okay?
-No, Dad. It was spectacular.

American Beauty

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Carolyn Burnham: My husband, Lester.
Buddy Kane: It's a pleasure.
Lester Burnham: Oh, we've met before, actually. This thing last year, Christmas at the Sheraton...
Buddy Kane: Oh yeah, yes...
Lester Burnham: It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either.
Carolyn Burnham: Honey, don't be weird.
Lester Burnham: OK honey, I won't be weird. I'll be whatever what you want me to be.



Carolyn Burnham: Uh, Buddy, this is my...
Lester Burnham: Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.
 
"I been watching you and up to now, you haven't done anything I can put my finger on, but maybe that's what bothers me. But I don't know ya, and what I don't know I don't trust. To me, you're just a face and a number, and let's keep it that way for now. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

(White Heat)
 
Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That's Mine, This Is Yours.

Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.

- You take someone to the airport, its clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.
- Why?
- Because eventually things move on and you don't take someone to the airport and I never wanted anyone to say to me, How come you never take me to the airport anymore?
- Its amazing. You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death.

The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe you're either (a) not at home, (b) home but don't want to talk to me, or (c) home, desperately want to talk to me, but trapped under something heavy. If it's either (a) or (c), please call me back.

- Sure. Why? Don't you have a dark side? I know, you're probably one of those cheerful people who dot their "i's" with little hearts.
- I have just as much of a dark side as the next person.
- Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

When Harry Met Sally
 
O'Reily: We gotta make him think that we're enemies. Keep him off guard until we kill him.
Adebisi: We kill him, the mob kills us.
O'Reily: They won't know. Not if we put this in his food.
Adebisi: Glass?
O'Reily: We make it fine, he won't be able to taste it. Over time, the glass will cut his insides up.
Adebisi: He'll die slowly.
O'Reily: But painfully.
Adebisi: You're one sick motherfucker, O'Reily.
O'Reily: Coming from you, that's a compliment.

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- Sure. Why? Don't you have a dark side? I know, you're probably one of those cheerful people who dot their "i's" with little hearts.
- I have just as much of a dark side as the next person.
- Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

When Harry Met Sally

Ever think about death?
- Yes.
- Sure you do. A fleeting thought
that drifts in and out of the transom
of your mind. I spend days.
 
- There was a moment, when I used to blame everything and everyone for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn't get no answers 'cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions.
- Like what?
- Has anything you've done made your life better?

- Who do you hate Danny?
- I hate anyone that is a white Protestant.
- Why?
- There a burden to the advancement of the white race. Some of them are alright I guess...
- None of them are fuckin' alright Danny ok? They're all a bunch of fuckin' freeloaders. Remember what Cam said we don't know em we don't wanna know em They're the fuckin' enemy. Now what don't you like about them and say it with some fuckin' conviction!
- I hate the fact that's cool to be black these days.
- Good.
- I hate this hip-pop fuckin' influence on white-fuckin'suburbia.
- Good.
- And I hate Tabitha Soren and all there Zionist MTV fuckin' pigs telling us we should get along. Save the retorical bullshit Hilary Rodham Clinton cuz it ain't gonna fuckin' work.

So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'

American History X
 
And that's how they got Ace to take over. They wanted him because Ace ate, slept and breathed gambling. They worked out a real cute job title, too... Tangiers Public Relations Director. But the only thing he ever directed was the casino. He made his first bet when he was 15, and he always made money. He didn't bet like you or me. Having some fun with it, shit like that. He bet like a fuc*ing brain surgeon. He had to know everything. He'd find out the inside stuff nobody else knew... and that's what he'd put his money on. Even back home, years ago... when we first hung out, he'd know if the quarterback was on coke... 'll take Columbia for $20,000. if his girlfriend was knocked up. He'd get the wind velocity so he could judge the field goals. He even figured out the bounce you got off different kinds of wood... on college basketball courts. He'd be working on this day and night. He knew everything about a game he would bet on. Season after season... the prick was the only guaranteed winner I ever knew. But he was so serious about it all... that I don't think he ever enjoyed himself. But that's just the way he was.

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No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he’ll keep comin’ back and back until one of you is dead.

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Poslednja izmena:
- That's why we've asked you here, M. Night Shyal-amalam. The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village, all very clever films. But can you use your amazing idea brain now to help us stop the terrorists?
- What if...What if it turns out they aren't terrorists? But they're actually werewolves? From the future?
- N, no. No, they're terrorists. They've been linked to Al Qaeda.
- But what if Al Qaeda, it turns out, is the group being terrorized? By aliens?
- No- No. That's not an idea, that's a twist. We need ideas.
- How about we make everyone think that terrorists attacked us? But really, we were all already dead.
- Get him out of here.

- Mr. Bay, can you thnk of any idea how to outwit these terrorists?
- I believe I can. We start... by making a big CG building and then we have a meteor go CROSSHH! And it, and it's all like CRAAWWWLL a-and motorcycles burst into flame while they jump over these helicopters, right?
- No no! We need ideas how to stop the terrorists!
- An eighteen-wheeler spins out of control and it's all like BROSSHH. And then this huuuge tanker full of dyna..
- Those aren't ideas, those are special effects!
- I... don't understand the difference.
- I know you don't. Get him out of here!

South Park, Imaginationland, episode 1

- Aaand being that we are all big Mel Gibson film fans, we thought maybe you could help us.
- Ah, my nipples, they hurt! They hurt when I twist them!
 
- Why are you wearing your pajamas?
- They're not pajamas! It's my warm-up suit.
- Why do you need warming up for?
- For doing stuff.
- What kind of stuff?
- Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.
- Like sleeping?

We stole the Statue of Liberty !...the small one, from Las Vegas! I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower... also Vegas.

Despicable Me
 
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- Da? "Rokolada", izvolite.
- Šta vi imate protiv mojih karanfila?
- Molim? O čemu vi govorite?
- Znate vi o čemu ja govorim. Snimali ste me za televiziju, kritikovali ste moje karanfile. To nije lepo. Ja ne volim devojke koje mrze karanfile.
- Ja zaista ne volim karanfile. Ali molim vas, stišajte radio. Imamo jake smetnje.
- Nisu to smetnje. To ja jedem krempite. Znate, pored karanfila ja jako volim jesti krempite. A voleo bih da čujem i moju omiljenu kompoziciju "Beogradski davitelj".
- "Rokolada" ispunjava želje samo onih slušalaca koji se predstave.
- Nije lepo od vas što ste kritikovali na televiziji. Ja znam da vi to zbog karijere, ali to vam nije bilo pametno.
- Molim vas, predstavite se.
- E, baš neću.

(Davitelj protiv davitelja)

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Poslednja izmena:
You were with a whore in Boston when your mother died. Ma was in that old nursing home they tore down last fall. The one with the rats in the pantry, right? She choked to death calling your name. Isn't that sweet? But that's all right, Robbie... She's waiting for you in hell, and she's turned cannibal... When you get there, she's going to eat you alive... Over and over and over again... That's what hell is all about, Robbie... Repetition. I think in our hearts, most of us know that.

Storm of the Century
 
"You are now a murderer, little Alex. A murderer...I've just come from the hospital. Your victim has died...It will be your own torture. I hope to God it will torture you to madness."

(A Clockwork Orange)
 
Manny, look at the pelican fly. Come on, pelican!
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Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.
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All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one.

Scarface
 

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