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The Naked gun

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Jesus chose me for this.

Jack...

Ask for the mercy of Jesus Christ.


If it was an accident,

why do I have to ask for His mercy?

"I will have mercy
on whom I will have mercy.

"I will have compassion
on whom I will have compassion.

- Don't be so prideful. That's a sin.

- "And the fearful and unbelieving.


- "And the abominable,
the murderers, the warmongers,

- Jack, listen to me.

"The sorcerers and the idolaters
and all liars...

- Jesus came to save us, not to damn us.

- "Shall have their part...

in the lake which burneth
with fire and brimstone."

Revelation 21:8.

Jesus, loves you.

But He also knows how to punish
arrogant sinners like you.

"As many as I love, I rebuke and chaste."
Revelation 3:19.

- Jesus betrayed me.

- Stop this shit, or you're
going straight to hell!

Hell?

This is hell. Right here!

You're damning your soul! You shut up now...

- ...and ask Christ to forgive you!

- Hey! Forgive me?

I did everything He asked me to do!
I changed!

I gave Him my life, and He betrayed me.

He put that ******* truck in my hands
so I could carry out His will.

Made me kill that man and those girls.

But hey, He didn't give me the strength
to stay and save them.

Don't blaspheme, you bastard!
Christ had nothing to do with this!

God even knows when a single hair moves
on your head.

And you taught me that.

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Ovo je zapravo jedna od retkih scena koju ja mogu da odglumim gotovo verbatim sa sve grimasama... Ona je moj Šekspir.

Hel? Dis is Hel. Rajt Hir!

Hi put det faking črak intu maj hends so aj ken keri aut his vil...

Druga je - Vi du tri bulets. Tri bulets.

Iz Lovca na jelene
 
I found a flaw in every single one of them - you know, thin places in the shell; fine, hairline cracks. You look closely enough, you'll find that everything has a weak spot where it can break, sooner or later.

- You looking for mine?

I've already found yours.
:-
- What is it?

You're a winner, Willy.

Yeah.

Well, I guess the joke's on me then, isn't it?

- You bet your ass, old sport.

( Fracture )
 
- Forty-nine thousand, two hundred and fifty-six. That's pretty poor attendance even for a night like this, wouldn't you say?
- I wouldn't say, Lynn.
- Perhaps then you can explain the drop-off in attendance and TV ratings. Is this the death of professional football?
- No, I think that we're witnessing the death of good journalism.

The Last Boy Scout
 
Vesa:
- Aaaaaa, vidim - učiš, učiš! E! Marksizam, sinko! Marksizam nije kao ostali predmeti,
kao, recimo, geografija, jer može se živeti i ako ne znaš, recimo, gde je Abu Dabi,
gde je Singapur, gde je Gvanahuato, Cejlon...Ili, recimo, iz istorije - kad je Milutin došao na presto.
Ali, marksizam?! Marksizam se, jednostavno, mora znati! Razumeš? On će te pratiti celog života,
jer marksizam prožima sve pore našeg društva. Razumeš? On je neophodan! Je l' tebi jasno?
Petar:
- Razumem! I ti si pod starost morao u Partiju da bi napredovao!
Vesa:
- Ko to kaže? KO TO KAŽE? Uopšte nije tačno! Nisam morao! Ja sam oduvek to članstvo želeo,
intimno osećao duboko u sebi! Nisu se samo stvorili uslovi, u smislu...PA, JE L' TI TO MENE ISPITUJEŠ?
Da te udarim jednom iza uva...BITANGO JEDNA! UMEŠ DA LAJEŠ, A GRADIVO POJMA NEMAŠ!
'AJDE GUKNI, DEDE, GUKNI MI GRADIVO! 'AJDE, GUKNI!
Petar:
- Šta "dede"?
Vesa:
- Ovo da pročitaš od A do Š, od korice do korice! Ispitivaću te!

"VARLJIVO LETO '68":mrgreen::lol:
 
Vesa:
- Aaaaaa, vidim - učiš, učiš! E! Marksizam, sinko! Marksizam nije kao ostali predmeti,
kao, recimo, geografija, jer može se živeti i ako ne znaš, recimo, gde je Abu Dabi,
gde je Singapur, gde je Gvanahuato, Cejlon...Ili, recimo, iz istorije - kad je Milutin došao na presto.
Ali, marksizam?! Marksizam se, jednostavno, mora znati! Razumeš? On će te pratiti celog života,
jer marksizam prožima sve pore našeg društva. Razumeš? On je neophodan! Je l' tebi jasno?
Petar:
- Razumem! I ti si pod starost morao u Partiju da bi napredovao!
Vesa:
- Ko to kaže? KO TO KAŽE? Uopšte nije tačno! Nisam morao! Ja sam oduvek to članstvo želeo,
intimno osećao duboko u sebi! Nisu se samo stvorili uslovi, u smislu...PA, JE L' TI TO MENE ISPITUJEŠ?
Da te udarim jednom iza uva...BITANGO JEDNA! UMEŠ DA LAJEŠ, A GRADIVO POJMA NEMAŠ!
'AJDE GUKNI, DEDE, GUKNI MI GRADIVO! 'AJDE, GUKNI!
Petar:
- Šta "dede"?
Vesa:
- Ovo da pročitaš od A do Š, od korice do korice! Ispitivaću te!

"VARLJIVO LETO '68":mrgreen::lol:

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When was the last time you looked at my bum?

- What?

You don't like me any more do you?

My body... It's what you want.

You don't know my body.

You don't know my mind.

You don't know me.

Every fu*cking night I sleep with you,
and you know nothing.

Look at me. Six weeks since I've had that done,

and you ain't fuc*king noticed.

- Where are you going?
- For a fuc*king drink.

I.D. ( 1995 )

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