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( My Cousin Vinny )

So he was starving
and delirious...

...and he crawls up
into this mott, this... of trees out
in the middle of nowhere

just sticking up
in this ocean of scrub...

...and he found religion.

At that moment,
he told me...

...he found God.

And it turns out that God...

...He's a squirrel.

Yeah. A big, old meaty one.

"I found God,"
he used to say.

"And while sitting there
and basking in the glory

"and sublimity of mercy..."

shot and ate
that son of a bitch."

( The Revenant; Tom Hardy )
You know what I like?

The ancient Greeks.
Egyptians and Romans.

Alexander the Great,
Julius Caesar, Cleopatra,

the Trojan Horse,
gladiators, chariot races,

spectacular murders and suicides,

the eruption of Vesuvius,

temples, amphitheaters, arenas,
mosaics, frescoes, baths.

I remember those things
as if I learned them yesterday.

But then the Middles Ages...

But then the Middle Ages?
Fuc*k that.

A blip of a disgusting mess.

The Renaissance,
the beginning of the end,

the modern age, just look at us.

And American history,
what is that?

I remember studying
in high school

and praying for the British to win.

Praying for the Native Americans
to slaughter the Pilgrims,

for the whole kit and caboodle
to go up in smoke,

both sides in the Civil War.

And then both World Wars
and, uh, and Korea and Vietnam

and Kuwait, Iraq, Afghanistan.

Who needs that?
They don't. They don't care.


That restaurant's a joke.
Anyway, it's ridiculous.

- It sounds super-exclusive
and sexy and food art.

Like going to France.

- During the German occupation, maybe.

( The Dinner )
Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that's all. Now, why don't you take a long, close look at this sign.

Those proportions are correct.

- Love to prove that, wouldn't ya? Get your name into the National Geographic.


Martin hates water. Martin... Martin sits in his car when we go on the ferry to the mainland. I guess it's a childhood thing. It's a... there's a clinical name for it isn't there?

- Drowning.
Interior Department Official: Now we'll have to find a place to for it.
Mr. Garrison: I'll keep it at my house.
Mayor McDaniels: No Garrison you're just going to try and have sex with it.
Mr. Garrison: What? How dare you say that!
Mayor McDaniels: Remember what happened to the wounded pigeon you were supposed to take care of?
Mr. Garrison: Oh c'mon, you all know that pigeon was a total slut.

South Park
Veronika : What's 'Choose life'?

Renton : What?

Veronika : 'Choose life'. Simon says it sometimes. He says "Choose life, Veronika!"

Renton : 'Choose life'. 'Choose life' was a well meaning slogan from a 1980's anti-drug campaign and we used to add things to it, so I might say for example, choose... designer lingerie, in the vain hope of kicking some life back into a dead relationship. Choose handbags, choose high-heeled shoes, cashmere and silk, to make yourself feel what passes for happy. Choose an iPhone made in China by a woman who jumped out of a window and stick it in the pocket of your jacket fresh from a South-Asian Firetrap. Choose Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram and a thousand others ways to spew your bile across people you've never met. Choose updating your profile, tell the world what you had for breakfast and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, desperate to believe that you don't look as bad as they do. Choose live-blogging, from your first wank 'til your last breath; human interaction reduced to nothing more than data. Choose ten things you never knew about celebrities who've had surgery. Choose screaming about abortion. Choose rape jokes, slut-shaming, revenge porn and an endless tide of depressing misogyny. Choose 9/11 never happened, and if it did, it was the Jews. Choose a zero-hour contract and a two-hour journey to work. And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and maybe tell yourself that it's better that they never happened. And then sit back and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody's ******* kitchen. Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you'd done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get, rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love, then as they fall from view, a piece of you dies with them until you can see that one day in the future, piece by piece, they will all be gone and there'll be nothing left of you to call alive or dead. Choose your future, Veronika. Choose life.

Back then I worked in pictures
down in Colombia.

I was in that movie <i>Burn.</i>
You ever see it?

You saw me with
Marlon Brando?

You know,
we're good friends.

I was his driver.

No shit?


They shot it there.

Gillo Pontecorvo.
He was the director.

Italian guy.

Tell me about him.

I also know
Paul Newman.

I worked with him
in Tucson.

No kidding?

Do you know
Benny Alvarez?

In Tucson.
Benny Alvarez?

( Scarface )
I will never forget this day. The day I came to Hue City and fought one million N.V.A. gooks.* I love the little Commie bastards, man, I really do! These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. These are great days we're living, bros! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today - are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shootin'.

( Full Metal Jacket )

* ja usred oluje Danijel na grčkom ostrvu dok udišem isparenja iz izlivenih septičkih jama.