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- Tata, reci mi, kako sam se rodio?
- Dobro sine, znao sam da ces me jednog dana to pitati. Evo ovako. Tata i mama su napravili jedan copy/paste na jednom chatu na MSN. Tata je onda dao mami sastanak preko email-a u WC-u u jednom cybercafeu. Onda je mama napravila nekoliko download-a s tatinim memory stick-om. Kad je tata bio spreman za upload, primetili smo da nismo stavili firewall. Kako je bilo kasno da se koristi undo, a ni delete vise nije pomogao, 9 meseci kasnije nam je stigao za*ebani virus...
 
Muz: (vraca se kasno sa posla) Zdravo duso. Logujem se...
Zena: - Sta mislis o kupovini novog televizora?
Muz: - Internal error. Out of resources.
Zena: - Daj mi kreditnu karticu, zelim u kupovinu.
Muz: - Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Zena: - Volis li me koliko volis i komp ili ti sluzim samo za zabavu?
Muz: - Too many parameters...
Zena: - Pogresila sam sto sam se udala za tebe.
Muz: - Data type mismatch.
Zena: - Ti si totalno lud.
Muz: - ...by Default.
Zena: - Sta je sa tvojom platom?
Muz: - File in use. Try again later.
Zena: - Sta ti se dogodilo s autom jutros?
Muz: - System in unstable. Press CTRL+ALT_DEL to Reboot.
Zena: - Hoces popiti jos malo vina?
Muz: - File system is full.
Zena: - Sta mislis o mojoj familiji?
Muz: - Unknown Virus.
 
oo joke:

C++ is like teenage sex
* It is on everyone's mind all the time.
* Everyone talks about it all the time.
* Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
* Almost no one is really doing it.
* The few who are doing it are:
o Doing it poorly.
o Not practicing it safely.
o Sure it will be better next time.
* Everyone's bragging about their successes all the time, although very few have actually had any.
 
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