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Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today. I meant to tell you that yesterday, but f**k it !

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends that are going to hell


I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?


If you non-Catholic Christians are upset, well, just have your Pope issue a reponse.

Oh, that's right, you don't have a Pope because your faith is defective. Sorry, Catholicism is clearly superior. Don't believe me?
name one Protestant denomination that could afford a $660 million sexual abuse settlement. I think that Lord has spoken on this one.

Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me.


In case of fire, remain in your seats till I'm out of the building.


The days of atonement are upon us. I apologize for being perfect.


The Bad news, the Dow dropped 500 points today. The Good news, I didn't know there were 500 left.


If you're looking for an inexpensive way to heat your home, may I suggest grease fire


Put your money where your mouth is. It's a lot safer than a bank



If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, my illegal logging business succeeds.

"Honda is recalling almost a million vehicles for faulty airbags.

it seems that the only Japanese company we can trust these days are the guys that make sex robots.

I'm not saying my boyfriend is a bad cook , but last night after he cooked dinner I heard a cockroach order a pizza.
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I say potato. End of story :)
 
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