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Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today. I meant to tell you that yesterday, but f**k it !
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends that are going to hell
I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?
If you non-Catholic Christians are upset, well, just have your Pope issue a reponse. Oh, that's right, you don't have a Pope because your faith is defective. Sorry, Catholicism is clearly superior. Don't believe me? name one Protestant denomination that could afford a $660 million sexual abuse settlement. I think that Lord has spoken on this one.
Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me.
In case of fire, remain in your seats till I'm out of the building.
The days of atonement are upon us. I apologize for being perfect.
The Bad news, the Dow dropped 500 points today. The Good news, I didn't know there were 500 left.
If you're looking for an inexpensive way to heat your home, may I suggest grease fire
Put your money where your mouth is. It's a lot safer than a bank
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, my illegal logging business succeeds.
"Honda is recalling almost a million vehicles for faulty airbags. it seems that the only Japanese company we can trust these days are the guys that make sex robots.
I'm not saying my boyfriend is a bad cook , but last night after he cooked dinner I heard a cockroach order a pizza.