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1. A clown wrote the original music and lyrics to (you guessed it) "Macarena."��
2. They are different than the rest of us.�
3. They rhyme with frowns.�
4. They have big feet.�
5. See: The Seinfeld episode where George meets "Eddie" the clown.�
6. They have a phobia named after them. (coulrophobia, more commonly known as clownophobia)�
7. Jack Handy "Deep Thought": To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.�
8. Read the Stephen King book, "It".�
9. You know what they say, "Once a clown, always a clown."�
10. I sang a sad song about them (needs REAL player).�
11. See: The Animaniacs episode where Wakko meets the Jerry Lewis-like clown.�
12. A clown stole my dad's job.�
13. I bet Paul Newman never played a clown character. (You gotta like Paul Newman)�
14. A clown ate the dog that ate my homework. (And my professor wouldn't believe me!)�
15. See: The Bill Murray movie, "Quick Change."�
16. They don't follow vehicle safety rules (20 in a car can't be legal).�
17. A clown wouldn't make a good superhero. Ex: "Never fear, Clown-Man is here!" (See, it's an oxymoronic phrase...not that I'm scared of clowns, mind you.)�
18. See: Any episode of the Simpson's featuring Krusty the Clown. (One word: seedy)�
19. Clowns stink.�
20. See: Any episode of In Living Color featuring Homey D. Clown. (One word: militant)�
21. Clowns have to smile all the time. Repressing all their non-happy feelings can't be good for them.�
22. I have never seen a clown help an old lady across the street.�
23. Another Jack Handy "Deep Thought": You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
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�Star Trek�
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Captain Kirk had to hate clowns.�
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Clowns made the tribbles.�
3.
Clowns shaved Captain Picard's head.�
4.
The BORG is really a futuristic group of extra evil clowns. (I believe it's the Bozo ORGanization.)
�Star Wars�
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Darth Vader's mangled face is really another mask. Under that he is really a clown (that's the real secret.)�
6.
Boba Fett's first bounty was to capture a clown pirate.
�X-Files�
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The "Cigaratte Smoking Man" works part time as a clown. (That's right--a clown killed JFK and MLK!)�
8.
Sculley was really abducted by a group of rogue clowns, trained as helicopter pilots.
�Pulp Fiction�
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9.
A clown was the one who scratched Vincent Vega's car after he got it out of storage.�
10.
The briefcase: Yes, it was Marsellus Wallace's clown suit inside. (He had to keep that out of the wrong hands. Would you want everyone to know you were a clown?)
�Usual Suspects�
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11.
Keyser Soze = the devil = a clown.