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Petar_Pan
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Jao sto se ti brines za nase penise... trept trept...Devilishgirl:tri erekcije dnevno daju penisu sav kiseonik koji mu treba..
umor i pospanost smanjuju sexualnu sposobnost..
vezbanje dovodi do poboljshanja protoka krvi i zdravijeg srca, shto chini dobro vashem penisu
visok nivo holesterola moze zachepiti krvne zile u penisu i dovesti do impotencije..potrebno je ukljuchiti cink u ishranu(govedina,jagnjetina,zitarice..)..
Aj sad napisi nesto o ribicama da i nama bude zanimljivo... Kako se poboljsava lepota i slatkoca ribice?
Priznaj da ne znas... 
Kad_LupimLupim
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A sta si ti sad uvatio da je zaebavas? Devojka se trudi da ovde napise nesto korisno... a btw, pisala ja na prethodnim stranama u mnogo navrata i o "ribicama"!
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Pa kad narod voli da cita o ribicama... jel tako... ili mozda nije? :razz:Kad_LupimLupim:
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Devilishgirl:se ti to nudish
Џаааба се радујеш.......мој одговор је не.
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vagina koja vibrira i masira, sa unutrashnjim resama za jachu stimulaciju..izuzetno uska i rastegljiva..duzina 17 cm...dubina 15cm..
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More Reasons To Own A Vibrator!
Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous
muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.
Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous
muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.
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Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.
Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.
Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.
Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction.
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4½ inches long and 1½ inches diameter.
Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length.
Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet.
Largest Breasts: 44-pounds breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference.
Most Breasts: In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts.
Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.
Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long.
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Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.
Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.
Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction.
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4½ inches long and 1½ inches diameter.
Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length.
Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet.
Largest Breasts: 44-pounds breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference.
Most Breasts: In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts.
Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.
Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long.
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According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.
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A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
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The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has
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According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for "vagina."
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8 out of 10 Can't Be Wrong!
In a recent survey of women who use vibrators for sexual relief, 8 out 10
stated they do not insert the vibrator inside them, they use it on the outside
of the clitoris to achieve orgasm.
In a recent survey of women who use vibrators for sexual relief, 8 out 10
stated they do not insert the vibrator inside them, they use it on the outside
of the clitoris to achieve orgasm.
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It's A Fact
The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.
The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.
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What About The Cucumber?
.According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating.
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.According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating.
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Cuda tehnologije... e kad bi ovo krenulo u masovnu proizvodnju ko i vibratori, gde bi nam kraj bio...Devilishgirl:vagina koja vibrira i masira, sa unutrashnjim resama za jachu stimulaciju..izuzetno uska i rastegljiva..duzina 17 cm...dubina 15cm..
Hmm bas me zanima koliko procenata zena koristi vibrator... i koliki procenat smatra da im to moze zamenuti pravu stvar... Da ne govorim o tim osecanjima... plastike...
Post zvani "plastika fantastika". - Poruka
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ja imam veliki debeli crni vibrator i upotrebljen je dva puta ako se ne varam, i oba puta su bila s dechkom..nije bio ljubomoran, ni jedan, ni drugi..lepo smo se druzili...problem je shto, (da te ispravim, nauka je uznapredovala, plastika nije isto shto i silikon, znachi lep crni visoki silikonski vibrator) nakon vibrirajuceg vibratora zelja za sexom ne splashnjava, tj. nekako sve je to lepo, ali unutra su baterije, jedino ako neki nije napunjen spermom, mada chisto sumnjam, i josh ako vlazi i dishe..propast..i shta ..ne moze da zameni ..kada budem najisfrustriranija uzecu ga, chisto da osetim,//do tada..asta la vista vibru..
) nakon vibrirajuceg vibratora zelja za sexom ne splashnjava, tj. nekako sve je to lepo, ali unutra su baterije, jedino ako neki nije napunjen spermom, mada chisto sumnjam, i josh ako vlazi i dishe..propast..i shta ..ne moze da zameni ..kada budem najisfrustriranija uzecu ga, chisto da osetim,//do tada..asta la vista vibru..- Poruka
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Will my vagina make me die?
More than likely, yes. While the purpose of the vagina is still unknown, it is a well documented fact that 100% of those inflicted with vagina, have their lives ended with death
More than likely, yes. While the purpose of the vagina is still unknown, it is a well documented fact that 100% of those inflicted with vagina, have their lives ended with death
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What to do if you think you, or someone you love, has a vagina
Having a vagina can be an absolutely frightening experience. Vagina effects all people and it doesn't descriminate. Whether you're black, white, asian, young, old, rich, poor, or even Korean, you may already be inflicted with vagina. We at the Vagina Research Institute have spoke with several vaginaed individuals and would like to share their advice in hopes to serve the vaginally ignorant.
Having a vagina can be an absolutely frightening experience. Vagina effects all people and it doesn't descriminate. Whether you're black, white, asian, young, old, rich, poor, or even Korean, you may already be inflicted with vagina. We at the Vagina Research Institute have spoke with several vaginaed individuals and would like to share their advice in hopes to serve the vaginally ignorant.
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My car keys keep slipping out of my vagina. Any recomendations?
Quite often, people with vagina use it to keep their keys and identification card when they go out bar hopping. If your keys continue to slip out of the vaginal opening, get one of those sharp bottle opener / keychain things and, using slight force, dig a groove into the inner wall of your vagina so they can be hung there like a hat rack. And, depending on the size of your vagina, you can also use the same meathod to sneak your beers out of the bar.
Quite often, people with vagina use it to keep their keys and identification card when they go out bar hopping. If your keys continue to slip out of the vaginal opening, get one of those sharp bottle opener / keychain things and, using slight force, dig a groove into the inner wall of your vagina so they can be hung there like a hat rack. And, depending on the size of your vagina, you can also use the same meathod to sneak your beers out of the bar.
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IMPORTANT DATES IN THE VAGINA'S HISTORY:
350-400 AD: Anciekian tribe uses vagina
1648: North American Discovery of Vagina
1649: Publication of Dr. Vagina's Article in Harper's Journal under the column 'New Smells'
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1861: United States Civil War erupts over dispute regarding the soverenty of the Vagina.
1917: John Fitzgerald Kennedy, future 35th President of the United States, emerges from Rose Kennedy's Vagina.
1941: Portable Pocket Vagina invented. Franklin Delano Roosevelt claims it to be "A day that will live in infamy."
1952: Surgeon General warns public about the dangers of blowing air into the vagina.
350-400 AD: Anciekian tribe uses vagina
1648: North American Discovery of Vagina
1649: Publication of Dr. Vagina's Article in Harper's Journal under the column 'New Smells'
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1861: United States Civil War erupts over dispute regarding the soverenty of the Vagina.
1917: John Fitzgerald Kennedy, future 35th President of the United States, emerges from Rose Kennedy's Vagina.
1941: Portable Pocket Vagina invented. Franklin Delano Roosevelt claims it to be "A day that will live in infamy."
1952: Surgeon General warns public about the dangers of blowing air into the vagina.
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Vaginas are soft and moist just like a handiwipe from Kentucky Fried Chicken, but unlike our free friend the handiwipe, vaginas are not given away with a 2 piece meal. You must earn a vagina.:?
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How does one earn a vagina?
It's quite simple. First you must smell good. No smelly guy gets vagina for free.
Vaginas are traditionally connected to very acute olfactory sensory devices called 'thebitchsnose'. 
'Thebitchsnose' are so sensitive that they can smell money and generally do anything for it...including oral copulation.
Every Vagina likes money. :? In fact, that's the sole purpose of some vaginas, simply to earn money for their sugar daddy's. :? While some vaginas smell good, many vaginas reek like rotten ground beef that you forgot about because the package was hid underneath some tortillas in the fridge before you went on vacation.
The common vagina consists of the 'labia', the 'hole' and god knows what else. While I have sampled several vaginas in my time of vagina sampling, I have discovered that vaginas all pretty much look alike up close (that is unless your vagina used to be penis, then it looks like a melted Mr. Potato-Head that someone spray painted pink with brown trim, but that's another web page altogether).
If ever given the opportunity to inspect a vagina upclose, you will notice a small bump at the center apex of the intersection of the labia. Don't touch it!
Touching that spot could result in the vagina growing attached to you
, and you might have to accommodate the vagina by spending money. The vagina is generally kept close at hand by it's keeper, as it can also be a terrific weapon. Generally the vagina's keeper is quite familiar with the power of a vagina and is rarely afraid to use it. One must avoid frightening the vagina's keeper as even the slightest startle could yield disastrous results.
It's quite simple. First you must smell good. No smelly guy gets vagina for free.
Vaginas are traditionally connected to very acute olfactory sensory devices called 'thebitchsnose'. 'Thebitchsnose' are so sensitive that they can smell money and generally do anything for it...including oral copulation. Every Vagina likes money. :? In fact, that's the sole purpose of some vaginas, simply to earn money for their sugar daddy's. :? While some vaginas smell good, many vaginas reek like rotten ground beef that you forgot about because the package was hid underneath some tortillas in the fridge before you went on vacation.
The common vagina consists of the 'labia', the 'hole' and god knows what else. While I have sampled several vaginas in my time of vagina sampling, I have discovered that vaginas all pretty much look alike up close (that is unless your vagina used to be penis, then it looks like a melted Mr. Potato-Head that someone spray painted pink with brown trim, but that's another web page altogether).
If ever given the opportunity to inspect a vagina upclose, you will notice a small bump at the center apex of the intersection of the labia. Don't touch it!
Touching that spot could result in the vagina growing attached to you
, and you might have to accommodate the vagina by spending money. The vagina is generally kept close at hand by it's keeper, as it can also be a terrific weapon. Generally the vagina's keeper is quite familiar with the power of a vagina and is rarely afraid to use it. One must avoid frightening the vagina's keeper as even the slightest startle could yield disastrous results.- Poruka
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''dear Dr.. Bastard,
i have a husband that is so jealous of a relationship i have with my
girlfriend it's so annoying why can't he just except i need what i don't get
from our relationship, i'm not gay but there is a difference obviously , and
intensety diference, if you know what i mean Dr. Bastard.
totally your's gooood girl I'm 35..''
-Tell your hubby you have a surprise for him..Tell him you want to suck him off, and you want to handcuff his arms behind his back to a chair..Then, have your girlfriend enter from the bedroom to where you guys are. Tell your hubby, "Baby, I know you're jealous of me and my friend..It was really beginning to shit me...So, instead of having my friend masturbate while I go down on you, you're gonna sit here and watch as I lick and suck on that delicious pussy..." Then, start kissing your girlfriend....I think you can take it from here. Make sure there are no firearms in the house...and you might wanna start packing your shit before you un-cuff him. Good luck.
i have a husband that is so jealous of a relationship i have with my
girlfriend it's so annoying why can't he just except i need what i don't get
from our relationship, i'm not gay but there is a difference obviously , and
intensety diference, if you know what i mean Dr. Bastard.
totally your's gooood girl I'm 35..''
-Tell your hubby you have a surprise for him..Tell him you want to suck him off, and you want to handcuff his arms behind his back to a chair..Then, have your girlfriend enter from the bedroom to where you guys are. Tell your hubby, "Baby, I know you're jealous of me and my friend..It was really beginning to shit me...So, instead of having my friend masturbate while I go down on you, you're gonna sit here and watch as I lick and suck on that delicious pussy..." Then, start kissing your girlfriend....I think you can take it from here. Make sure there are no firearms in the house...and you might wanna start packing your shit before you un-cuff him. Good luck.
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za mushkarca se obichno smatra da mu je bitan sex, ali on nije na prvom mestu shto se braka tiche..
za muza se prava zajednica sa zenom ostvaruje tek kad mu se rodi prvo dete..
na prvom mestu je poverenje..
ono je za mushkarca mnogo vaznije nego shto vecina zena pretpostavlja..
nedostatak poverenja je jedan od glavnih razloga za razvod..
muzevima su potrebne takve zivotne saputnice u koje mogu imati neogranicheno slepo poverenje..
na drugom je vernost...
to je mushki strah da bi 'onaj drugi' mogao biti bolji od njega.. kad suprug govori o vernosti,
on pre svega misli na vernost svoje zene)
na trecem je neznost...
od detinjstva im je to uskraceno..zato je mushkarcima ljubav nerazdvojiva od dodira..milovanja..
kad steknu utisak da od zene primaju manje neznosti nego u pochetku braka, skloni su da odmah zakljuche
kako se ljubav blizi kraju..
na chetvrtom je pouzdanost...
mushkarci su sve vishe upuceni na borbu za opstanak..
ukoliko je bitka za radno mesto i karijeru teza, sve manje vremena imaju za porodicu, shto znachi da zene
tada moraju postati samostalnije...preuzimaju sve vishe 'mushkih' kucnih poslova.. u porodichni zivot uplice se
i poslovni..
na petom je strpljenje...
u svakom braku u toku godine dogadja se sve i svashta...
muzevi znaju da u ochima svojih zena u svim tachkama ne predstavljaju sliku i priliku idealnog mushkarca,
bar ne spontano...bitan uslov za uspeshan brak obostrano strpljenje, kompromisi..
na shestom je izgled...
najkrace recheno: muzevi bi voleli da im se zena do kraja zivota doteruje isto onako kako je to chinila pre braka..
isto ne podnose kad im zena podje na spavanje sa viklerima u kosi..
najcheshci vanbrachni izleti mushkaraca..
gotovo svaki treci ozenjeni mushkarac je prevario svoju suprugu...
mnogi imaju stalne ljubavnice, traze ih..ili love pa shta uhvate...zene mnogo lakshe podnose neverstvo nego
mushkarci...
suprug i njegova porodica...
vecini mushkaraca porodica je vaznija od karijere...
u svom domu nalaze odmor, toplinu, smirenje posle stresova na poslu.. sa decom se rado zabavljaju ali zato
koriste manji deo slobodnog vremena...
tek kao otac mushkarac se oseca potpun i voli da pokaze kako oseca odgovornost za dobrobit i blagostanje dece..
zashto su neki mushkarci rodjeni za muzeve...
on je takav ako je upravo onakav kakvim ga zena zeli...danas zene traze supruga koji je pre svega partner,
saborac i saradnik, nego iskljuchivo izvor prihoda i ljubavnik...
ipak dobar muz ne mora biti samo onaj koji je za to rodjen...on moze biti i vaspitan da to postane..
vazno je da mushkarac odmalena dozivi porodicu pozitivno...
suprug kao ljubavnik...
istrazivanja su pokazala da evropljanin u proseku dva puta nedeljno vodi ljubav sa svojom zenom
(naglasak na 'sa svojom zenom')
inache premalo sexa retko je razlog za razvod...
i brez mnogo strasti brak moze biti skladan...
razlog za gubitak libida je stres na poslu..dosada...
prekid sexualne veze je chest i zbog rodjenja deteta..
kod mushkaraca je glavni problem strah da ne omanu..
sve vishe muzeva prihvata neznosti...
mazenje i milovanje je ponekad vaznije od sexa, a da bi se iskazala ljubav nije uvek neophodno da to bude kroz
koitus...
brachni psiholozi navode pet razloga zbog kojih su mushkarci otkrili potrebu za neznoshcu...
1. mazenje iz kojeg se ne mora izroditi nishta vishe, oslobadja mushkarca strahova da nece doziveti erekciju
2. neznost i milovanje deluje na mushkarca opushtajuce
3. mnogi mushkarci nauchili su koliko je za zenu vazno milovanje..
4. sve vishe mushkaraca ne podnosi pritisak da u postelji uvek mora doci do snoshaja..
5. danas se mnogo vishe govori i zna o sexu, pa u sklopu toga i o neznostima..
za muza se prava zajednica sa zenom ostvaruje tek kad mu se rodi prvo dete..
na prvom mestu je poverenje..
ono je za mushkarca mnogo vaznije nego shto vecina zena pretpostavlja..
nedostatak poverenja je jedan od glavnih razloga za razvod..
muzevima su potrebne takve zivotne saputnice u koje mogu imati neogranicheno slepo poverenje..
na drugom je vernost...
to je mushki strah da bi 'onaj drugi' mogao biti bolji od njega.. kad suprug govori o vernosti,
on pre svega misli na vernost svoje zene
)na trecem je neznost...
od detinjstva im je to uskraceno..zato je mushkarcima ljubav nerazdvojiva od dodira..milovanja..
kad steknu utisak da od zene primaju manje neznosti nego u pochetku braka, skloni su da odmah zakljuche
kako se ljubav blizi kraju..
na chetvrtom je pouzdanost...
mushkarci su sve vishe upuceni na borbu za opstanak..
ukoliko je bitka za radno mesto i karijeru teza, sve manje vremena imaju za porodicu, shto znachi da zene
tada moraju postati samostalnije...preuzimaju sve vishe 'mushkih' kucnih poslova.. u porodichni zivot uplice se
i poslovni..
na petom je strpljenje...
u svakom braku u toku godine dogadja se sve i svashta...
muzevi znaju da u ochima svojih zena u svim tachkama ne predstavljaju sliku i priliku idealnog mushkarca,
bar ne spontano...bitan uslov za uspeshan brak obostrano strpljenje, kompromisi..
na shestom je izgled...
najkrace recheno: muzevi bi voleli da im se zena do kraja zivota doteruje isto onako kako je to chinila pre braka..
isto ne podnose kad im zena podje na spavanje sa viklerima u kosi..
najcheshci vanbrachni izleti mushkaraca..
gotovo svaki treci ozenjeni mushkarac je prevario svoju suprugu...
mnogi imaju stalne ljubavnice, traze ih..ili love pa shta uhvate...zene mnogo lakshe podnose neverstvo nego
mushkarci...
suprug i njegova porodica...
vecini mushkaraca porodica je vaznija od karijere...
u svom domu nalaze odmor, toplinu, smirenje posle stresova na poslu.. sa decom se rado zabavljaju ali zato
koriste manji deo slobodnog vremena...
tek kao otac mushkarac se oseca potpun i voli da pokaze kako oseca odgovornost za dobrobit i blagostanje dece..
zashto su neki mushkarci rodjeni za muzeve...
on je takav ako je upravo onakav kakvim ga zena zeli...danas zene traze supruga koji je pre svega partner,
saborac i saradnik, nego iskljuchivo izvor prihoda i ljubavnik...
ipak dobar muz ne mora biti samo onaj koji je za to rodjen...on moze biti i vaspitan da to postane..
vazno je da mushkarac odmalena dozivi porodicu pozitivno...
suprug kao ljubavnik...
istrazivanja su pokazala da evropljanin u proseku dva puta nedeljno vodi ljubav sa svojom zenom
(naglasak na 'sa svojom zenom'
)inache premalo sexa retko je razlog za razvod...
i brez mnogo strasti brak moze biti skladan...
razlog za gubitak libida je stres na poslu..dosada...
prekid sexualne veze je chest i zbog rodjenja deteta..
kod mushkaraca je glavni problem strah da ne omanu..
sve vishe muzeva prihvata neznosti...
mazenje i milovanje je ponekad vaznije od sexa, a da bi se iskazala ljubav nije uvek neophodno da to bude kroz
koitus...
brachni psiholozi navode pet razloga zbog kojih su mushkarci otkrili potrebu za neznoshcu...
1. mazenje iz kojeg se ne mora izroditi nishta vishe, oslobadja mushkarca strahova da nece doziveti erekciju
2. neznost i milovanje deluje na mushkarca opushtajuce
3. mnogi mushkarci nauchili su koliko je za zenu vazno milovanje..
4. sve vishe mushkaraca ne podnosi pritisak da u postelji uvek mora doci do snoshaja..
5. danas se mnogo vishe govori i zna o sexu, pa u sklopu toga i o neznostima..