Dear Miss CrazyChicken
I am applying for the post of One of a Kind Candidate, for you ongoing campagne, hoping that you will consider my application with utmost attention.
My application is motivated by my personal desire to start my personal career as a WWW Fucker, like Mr Dreamer was. Btw, he is my real idol, and I do practice masturbation excercises thinking of him on daily basis.
Being interested in the position, I am applying for the above post, convinced that my uncovered sexual skills in WWW F.ucking can meet and exceed your requirements.
Please do not hesitate to contact me at any time of your convinience.
Sincerely yours
CoffeInn