Najbolje i Najludje recenice iz filmova svih vremena

[BELFABIO]

baba, yebes li sta

 

[Big_Smoke]

(neki nadrkani lik) You can call me now......BETTY

 

[milenche94]

''Kao klinac, ćale se palio na te partizane, šatro revolucija ovo ono, zakuni se, deca ratnici.. To bre utiče na vugle, rođaci''
''Rane''

 

[echinacea]

i tata bi sine... - Ko to tamo peva


ti,ti i ti, vi ste dobrovoljci - Tito i ja



sve je drugačije od onog što izgleda da jeste -Balkanski špijun

 

[gost 77889]

"Are you ok (allright)?"
"Let's get out of here"
ovo su citati iz svakog američkog filma >.<

 

[BoredKid]

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Jules: [Vincent and Jules are cleaning the inside of the car which is covered in blood] Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.
Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
Jules: Get the **** out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.
Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.
Jules: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?
Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE **** AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!




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Butch: I think I cracked a rib.
Fabienne: Giving me oral pleasure?
Butch: No, retard, from the fight.

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Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

 

[ArnoldLayne]

stenli kovalski: ''hey Stellaaaaaaaaa..'' - tramvaj zvani želja

 

[jovan '91]

"Odem ja u MUP, dobar dan, dobar dan. Vi ste taj i taj, ja sam taj i taj. Danice pojacaj radio mozda nas prisluskuju." BALKANSKI SPIJUN.

 

[lesika]

JA SAM SEKSI DAMA, NIKAD NISAM SAMA, JA SAM DAMA ULTRA, VOLIM KAMASUTRA

COLE, JESU JOJ OVO SVE SINOVI???

MALA NOCNA MUZIKA

 

[jovan '91]

Mala je potpuno bezazlena.samo s'takvim varaj zenu nema glava da te boli - Miki Manojlovic Mi nismo andjeli

 

[Љубавник]

mozda ste pozvaloi pogresan broj ali ste dobili onog koga ste trazili

 

[Echudin]

Gospođo trebam na operaciju mozga.. (ili nešto u tom fazonu)
Kad Nikolas Kejdž popunjava ček u Napuštajaći LA

Film se zove Napustajuci Las Vegas a ne LA piz

 

[barbie_girl92]

mozda ste pozvali pogresan broj ali ste dobili onog koga ste trazili

orao pao, orao pao!!!

javi djuri da blokira aerodrom!

 

[_0pu§TεNº_]

my precious . . . .
(Lord of the rings)

 

[ponovo_sa_vama]

Ovako, ti znas da sam ja profesionalac, i ne ubijam za dzaba, ali posto si mi ti prijatelj, mogu uciniti izuzetak

Mislim da je ruzan, prljav, zao u pitanju, kada "coro" govori Klint Istvudu

 

[TrksiC]

Od gledanja nema selameta!!!!!!!!!!
(Lepa sela)

 

[TrksiC]

Jel tu Camil? Daj mi Camila,Camile bolan javi se , Camile, Camile!!!!!!!!!
Camil je trenutno zauzet pila drva........................
(Lepa sela)

 

[Brooke]

ovuda je čika Nikola nekad k..k...k... HARAO!!!! - "Mi Nismo Andjeli 2"
-ja sam trudna
- drago mi je, ja sam nikola
"Mi nismo andjeli"

 

[Brooke]

debeli, debeli, najeo se pepeli... SVINJOGOJSTVO!
grlom u jagode

 

[coa_lik]

ja bi da mi to koljemo kume

 

[daXer]

Šta je miševi,šta ste se posra*i??????!!!!!
Rane

 

[jovan '91]

Prolazim koroz pakao Niki. Dva puta sam pokusala da sebi oduzmem zivot, osecam da ce treci biti fatalan po mene. - Sta treba da cinim? - Uzmi me za zenu - Ucini to sto bezbolnije.

 

[DeMeNtOr]

Iz kiss kiss bang bang

You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop." This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.

Harry: Do you think I'm stupid?
Perry: I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid.

Harry: I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that?
Perry: I'm sorry, you peed on...?
Harry: On the corpse. My question is...
Perry: No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on corpse?

Harry: Is she dead?
Perry: No, she's just resting her eyes for a minute. Of course she's ******* dead, her neck's broken.


Evo na srpski:
Pogledaj u recnik pod rec idiot!
Hocu li tamo naci svoju sliku?
Ne,naci ces definiciju reci idiot sto upravo i jesi!

 

[jovan '91]

Devojka: "Sta je, jesam li brzo vozila?" Policajac: "Ma jok samo si nisko letela!!!"

 

[gost 107590]

"Eh, ti mladi, sve bi probali..." (Kandela Penja u ulozi travestita, nakon sto se jedva odbranila od lezbejke koja ju je "spopadala", "Sve o mojoj majci" P.Almodovar)