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A sta to, ako smem da znam
A sta to, ako smem da znamhercegovac77
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Fundamentalnooooooooooo obrati paznju na ponasanje Rumenka
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SHARGAREPA::-?
Pa to da nema vode na Marsu :shock: :?
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Ko to tamo peva:
Kakve sam srece ja bih se 100% udavio
Ovah chovek je neunishtiv
Gledajte sad,NEPRIJATELJ PRELAZI REKU!!! I oni da nas brane od Nemaca,od onakve sile.
U Svetom pismu lepo pishe voli bliznjeg svoga,a mene niko ne voli.
Zashto da maltretiramo poshten svet,kada znamo ko ovde voli da krade...
U sushtini u Ko to tamo peva,svaka replika je legendarna.
Kako je propao...:
Jeeelli Maarsoovac kkuda?
-Na kupanje
Shhto u luudniici nee raadi baazen!?
Tesna koza:
...pishi dvoglavi Arapin
...pishi kafes
Shojitj na aparatu
Shta kaze,shta kaze???
-Nikad briga,nikad stres pijte samo Crushexpress...
D,d,d-on se meni plazi,shta se smejete,jeste li vi shlogirani...
Jenny kiss me when we...
Munje:
Evo slika za svakog po jedna:CIA,NASA,Vatikan,Turci!!!
Katana!!!
...Billy The Kid,jel si ti normalan?!
-Pa jel si ti normalan,pi*ka ti materina,jel smo rekli da nema lichnih imena!!!
Ovo je noc za Happy End
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Underground
Netju,netju...netju nazad,hotju napred...(Davor Dujmovic)
Kengur:
Vi ste me uadno popishuai odavde
Gospodine da vas pitam neshto...-a da ja vas pitam neshto Shta je sa 600 000 raseljenih Kineza koji kopaju tunele do Pariza,Londona...ko je izvrshio privatizaciju u Slovachkoj i ko...i gde je Isusova ruka???
Za te pare,ja bih dao da me **** ceo stadion...imam ja vremena
Mrzi me vishe da pishem preskochio sam Maratonce,3 palme,Andjele...i izbegavao sam replike koje se stalno ponavljaju...
Kakve sam srece ja bih se 100% udavio
Ovah chovek je neunishtiv
Gledajte sad,NEPRIJATELJ PRELAZI REKU!!! I oni da nas brane od Nemaca,od onakve sile.
U Svetom pismu lepo pishe voli bliznjeg svoga,a mene niko ne voli.
Zashto da maltretiramo poshten svet,kada znamo ko ovde voli da krade...
U sushtini u Ko to tamo peva,svaka replika je legendarna.
Kako je propao...:
Jeeelli Maarsoovac kkuda?
-Na kupanje
Shhto u luudniici nee raadi baazen!?
Tesna koza:
...pishi dvoglavi Arapin
...pishi kafes
Shojitj na aparatu
Shta kaze,shta kaze???
-Nikad briga,nikad stres pijte samo Crushexpress...
D,d,d-on se meni plazi,shta se smejete,jeste li vi shlogirani...
Jenny kiss me when we...
Munje:
Evo slika za svakog po jedna:CIA,NASA,Vatikan,Turci!!!
Katana!!!
...Billy The Kid,jel si ti normalan?!
-Pa jel si ti normalan,pi*ka ti materina,jel smo rekli da nema lichnih imena!!!
Ovo je noc za Happy End
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Underground
Netju,netju...netju nazad,hotju napred...(Davor Dujmovic)
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Vi ste me uadno popishuai odavde
Gospodine da vas pitam neshto...-a da ja vas pitam neshto Shta je sa 600 000 raseljenih Kineza koji kopaju tunele do Pariza,Londona...ko je izvrshio privatizaciju u Slovachkoj i ko...i gde je Isusova ruka???
Za te pare,ja bih dao da me **** ceo stadion...imam ja vremena
Mrzi me vishe da pishem preskochio sam Maratonce,3 palme,Andjele...i izbegavao sam replike koje se stalno ponavljaju...
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Kengur
Ma, jebawi vas vasi kwima uwedjaji
Ma, jebawi vas vasi kwima uwedjaji
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I tata bi, sine.
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ilovaca? ni ja je ne volim!!! 
maratonci
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Dok peva tu pesmu Manda zakaci Nikolu Koju...UrosWasHere:
djorax
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ajd sad lepo priznaj pa ce moj brat Djura da ti oprosti to sto te je tukao ! :shock:
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Only fools and horses:
Trigger: Allright, Dave?
Rodney: Why they call him Trigger? He has a gun?
Del: No, he looks like an horse!
Rodney: We didn't know the fancy dress had been cancelled.
Trigger: Me neither.
Rodney: You mean, that's your costume?
Trigger: Yeah. I came as a chauffeur. [Thinks] I feel a bit stupid now.
Rodney: Yeah, you do stand out.
Denzil: That's Derek Trotter in there, not bloody Einstein!
Trigger: Del knows what he's talking about. And I don't see what the Beatle's manager has got to do with it anyway.
Del: I thought you said it was open 24 hours a day!
Trigger: Yeah, but not at night!
Trigger: If it's a girl then they're gonna call it Sigourney, after an actress. If it's a boy, then they're gonna call it Rodney, after Dave.
Trigger: My father died two years before I was born. :shock:
Trigger: In my school days I walked into a "mind your head" sign.
Del: Didn't you see it?
Trigger: Of course I saw it, but back then I couldn't read.
Del: W'att a plonker!
Grandad: Your dad always said that one day Del would reach the top, then again he always used to say that one day Millwall would win the cup!
Albert: During the war...
Boycie: Well done, Del. Nicely played. Where did you get those four bloody aces from?
Del Boy: Same place you got those Kings. I knew you was cheating, Boyice.
Boycie: Oh yeah, how?
Del Boy: Because that wasn't the hand that I dealt you.
Grandad: Still raining out?
Rodney: No, I decided to take a shortcut through a carwash.
Rodney: Trigger what are you doing here?
Trigger: Well Dave, Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
Rodney: Oh I suppose that's...Hold on, you live closer to the pub then we do?
Trigger: Yeah I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
Rodney: But Trigger, you've had walk past the pub to get to our flat!
Trigger: I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
Trigger:: What you up to Dave?
Rodney:: I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor.
Trigger:: No words to this song Dave?
Rodney:: No Trigger, it's an instrumental.
Del:: All right Trigger? What you doing?
Trigger:: I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor.
Del:: OK.
Trigger:: It's the karaoke version. 
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Trigger: Allright, Dave?
Rodney: Why they call him Trigger? He has a gun?
Del: No, he looks like an horse!
Rodney: We didn't know the fancy dress had been cancelled.
Trigger: Me neither.
Rodney: You mean, that's your costume?
Trigger: Yeah. I came as a chauffeur. [Thinks] I feel a bit stupid now.
Rodney: Yeah, you do stand out.
Denzil: That's Derek Trotter in there, not bloody Einstein!
Trigger: Del knows what he's talking about. And I don't see what the Beatle's manager has got to do with it anyway.
Del: I thought you said it was open 24 hours a day!
Trigger: Yeah, but not at night!
Trigger: If it's a girl then they're gonna call it Sigourney, after an actress. If it's a boy, then they're gonna call it Rodney, after Dave.
Trigger: My father died two years before I was born. :shock:
Trigger: In my school days I walked into a "mind your head" sign.
Del: Didn't you see it?
Trigger: Of course I saw it, but back then I couldn't read.
Del: W'att a plonker!
Grandad: Your dad always said that one day Del would reach the top, then again he always used to say that one day Millwall would win the cup!
Albert: During the war...
Boycie: Well done, Del. Nicely played. Where did you get those four bloody aces from?
Del Boy: Same place you got those Kings. I knew you was cheating, Boyice.
Boycie: Oh yeah, how?
Del Boy: Because that wasn't the hand that I dealt you.
Grandad: Still raining out?
Rodney: No, I decided to take a shortcut through a carwash.
Rodney: Trigger what are you doing here?
Trigger: Well Dave, Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
Rodney: Oh I suppose that's...Hold on, you live closer to the pub then we do?
Trigger: Yeah I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
Rodney: But Trigger, you've had walk past the pub to get to our flat!
Trigger: I know, but Del Boy said he'd give me a lift down the pub.
Trigger:: What you up to Dave?
Rodney:: I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor.
Trigger:: No words to this song Dave?
Rodney:: No Trigger, it's an instrumental.
Del:: All right Trigger? What you doing?
Trigger:: I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor.
Del:: OK.
Trigger:: It's the karaoke version.
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evo iz mortal kombat-a something....
Sonya Blade: Where the hell are we?
Johnny Cage: Do I look like your travel agent?
Johnny Cage: While you're at it, why don't you call my agent?
Sonya Blade: Do I look like your secretary?
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Sonya Blade: Where the hell are we?
Johnny Cage: Do I look like your travel agent?
Johnny Cage: While you're at it, why don't you call my agent?
Sonya Blade: Do I look like your secretary?
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Marge
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'Alo 'Alo
"It is I, Lekler"
"I spit on Germans"
"Listen very carefuly, I shell say this only once"
"It is I, Lekler"
"I spit on Germans"
"Listen very carefuly, I shell say this only once"
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-registrovan sam za troje
Crni Gruja i kamen mudrosti
Crni Gruja i kamen mudrosti
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Ochete da menjate ekipu ?!?
- Nechemo ovako smo jachi !
- Nechemo ovako smo jachi !
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Judge Dredd:I am the law!! Put down your weapons and prepare to be judged.
- Judge this!
[the gang shoots at Dredd]
Judge Dredd: I knew they'd do that. 8)
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- Judge this!
[the gang shoots at Dredd]
Judge Dredd: I knew they'd do that. 8)
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~RoboCop~
Waste makes haste. For time is fleeting. A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.
- Go **** a refrigerator, pecker neck!
Bad language makes for bad feelings.
-You want me?
RoboCop: Dead or alive.
-One of us must die.
RoboCop: Dead, then
Waste makes haste. For time is fleeting. A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.
- Go **** a refrigerator, pecker neck!
Bad language makes for bad feelings.
-You want me?
RoboCop: Dead or alive.
-One of us must die.
RoboCop: Dead, then
NE0
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Andjeli 3 kada se zamenu ona 2 tipa:
-e, ja sam cuo da decaci imaju pisu a devojcice futrolu za pisu pa sam dosao da proverim
-e, ja sam cuo da decaci imaju pisu a devojcice futrolu za pisu pa sam dosao da proverim
MILENA_NBG
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sido rodila si idiota
NE0
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Na koga mislis na ******* ili na ********?(ne secam se koja su im imena)
MILENA_NBG
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valjda je pantic reko zeni: sido rodila si idiota...ne znam tacno na kog je idiota mislio ima ih tri
NE0
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Ma znam, nego ona onda pita na koga misli, pa on odgovori, pa minut kasnije opet kaze da je rodila DVA idiota, a ona pita koga pa on kaze i na kraju on kaze da je ipak rodila TRI idiota, ako se dobro secam.
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dadadadadada
bas tako,jeste,prvo kaze dva pa posle tri...
bas tako,jeste,prvo kaze dva pa posle tri...
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"Super, ti si moj idol, 'ajde sad idi, radimo" Iz Mi nismo andjeli. To ja uvek kazem kad mi se neko postavlja kao onaj streber.
