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E bwe Lizobash si leek!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Awwwww..............otju ja da budem viking foooollk :cry: ...............a nije fooora, mogu da nemestim da tako bude, al' netju............od srtza mi rekoshe da sam doom-ljerka i ima da se powinujem :roll: :lol:
 
You Are Viking/Folk Metal!
The most open minded of all metal genres. You have no problem with breaking down in the middle of a song with a Xylophone Solo if the song calls for it. You also usually incorporate more than one vocal style in your music, which makes for a good change every once in a while.


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You Are Death Metal!
Technical tey brutal. It's hard to find anyone thats good at playing you, but when you do, you truly shine and slay all other metal styles.


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hehehe,a ne slusam metal bas nesto... :)
 
Pajper:
You Are Death Metal!
Technical tey brutal. It's hard to find anyone thats good at playing you, but when you do, you truly shine and slay all other metal styles.


4816 other people got this result!
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15% of people had this result.
hehehe,a ne slusam metal bas nesto... :)

Ko bi rekao :sarkasticnismajli:
 
You Are Doom Metal!
You're sad, depressing and slow. Sadly, most people hate you for that, and that just makes you more depressed. You're still a great genre and write beautifully epic music.

:lol: :lol: :lol: pa de me nadje sa doomom :?

drugi put mi ispao viking/folk...

e evo ako neko nije procitao vec a povodom vrsta metala :D :lol: :lol: :arrow:

This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a
castle guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with
different kind of metalheads as knights.
* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted
forest.
* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon and has sex with the princess, but then
complains that they don't make dragons and princesses like they did in the 80s.
* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and fucks the princess.
FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls
asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without
the princess.
* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty
axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death,
steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and
kills her, then leaves.
* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales
it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks
her blood in a ritual before killing her.
Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in
front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he
fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts.
Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and
fucks it for the last time.
* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he
could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide.
The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the
end of the sad story.
* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes.
The dragon kills
himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess'
bedroom, plays another
solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year
of the conservatory.
The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance
and lets him enter.
He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a
beautiful pink colour.
* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to
fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy
clothes catch fire.
* The Steve Vai way
I would play a 26 minute guitar solo - slay the beast with my mighty Ibanez guitar and then shove
my guitar head in the princess' sexual organs hitting the high 'e' to give her the best orgasm
ever then play another guitar solo and then get drunk and then marry the princess and then another
guitar solo.

:D
 
HeHeHe super je text.

Evo jos jednog nacina:
PUNK

The protagonist arrives in fully dressed punk clothes. They kick a hell out of dragon then pie on him.
They get to the princess. She fall in love. He **** her. She get pregnent. Then he escape in the dark
forrest.
Or:
The protagonist arrives in fully dressed punk clothes. They realaze that dragons don't exist so he disapire. They come 2 the princess and they realaze that she plays an electric guitar. And that she do it pretty good. So they forme a band and the bassist became her boyfrend.

Or: The protagonist arrives in fully dressed punk clothes. Dragon is scared as shit so he esape. They fing his beer stash so they drink all of it. And they get to drunk to ****. So the princes push her fingers into it and she had a best sex in her life by her self.
 

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