Kafana kod knjiškog moljca

stanje
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e, stavicu u kafance, posto nemam pojma gdje drugo
a "sumrak saga" definitivno nece...dozivjeti da joj ja otvorim temu...
elem, umirem od smijeha...:lol:

"With the baby suffocating, Edward and co decide to perform a vampire cesarean. Jacob takes some time off to write down 'Vampire Cesarean' as a possible future name for his punk band, and then races to Bella's side in time to hear her spine break.

Once again, we are not making this up.

Another shattering crack inside her body, the loudest yet... Her legs, which had been curled up in agony, now went limp, sprawling out in an unnatural way.

"Her spine," he choked in horror.

It's only implied, but we like to think Edward tries to cheer Bella up about the whole paralysis thing by saying 'Hey girl, at least we don't need an epidural!' Bella gurgles some more, and Jacob takes some time out of the birthing to randomly beat up Edward's sister. That's just how Jacob rolls. At some point, Edward rips open Bella's uterus and delivers the baby.
He rips open her uterus.

With his teeth.

Then stabs her with a vampire venom-filled syringe.

At this point the reader is filled with something not unlike calm relief. At least nothing, nothing in the world, could be more disturbing than this. Except, like, quasi-child porn or something. Luckily, of course, that would be entirely...

Then Jacob falls madly in love with the newborn baby girl.

No, we don't mean in the sense of 'Oh, I fell in love with that kitten the moment I saw it'. We mean in love love. Really, what we're trying to say--and let us know if you don't understand--is that Jacob the borderline rapist and the tiny baby vampire chest-burster are going to get married and have babies.

What Jacob did, Meyer explains, was "imprint" on the baby. Imprinting, in the Twilight universe, is what happens when a werewolf finds his soulmate. It means that the two of them are now destined to be together, no matter what. What if the girl is unwilling at first? Too bad, because she isn't any more! It's the psychic equivalent of GHB.

We must have misunderstood, though, because we found this quote from the author:

"They ended up being vampires in the way they are because I have strong opinions on free will. No matter what position you're in, you always have a choice. So I had these characters who were in a position where traditionally they would have been the bad guys, but, instead, they chose to be something different-a theme that has always been important to me."

Apparently Jacob is choosing to be a pedophile.

Meanwhile, newly de-babied Bella wakes up and describes being a vampire, which to us sounds an awful lot like being on shrooms."



http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/
 
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Slučajno ili ne, Rada i ja smo iz istog grada. Iako se bavimo različitim oblastima, ipak nam nije strano da se srećemo na kulturnim dešavanjima. :)
Zato se nadam da ćemo svi skupa sa ovim pojačanjem bolje sarađivati.
Zbog naših ličnih obaveza, Rada i ja ćemo podeliti posao, ali bićete i vi uključeni za svaku novinu i izmenu.
 
Поздрав новој колегиници и свима. Хвала Вам за све. :lol: Кад неко нешто очекује углавном се разочара.....:lol: Али, кад се добије нешто неочекивано онда је срећа већа. Али, као што Чехов рече: 'Нема и не може бити праведног богатства.'
 
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