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Team America: World Police


There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.

Pussies don't like dicks!.. because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also f*uck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can f*uck an asshole... is a d*ick... with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they f*uck too much, or f*uck when it isn't apporoporate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us f*uck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies... all covered in shit.
 
{66280}{66338}Imam jednu malu stvar za spomenuti.
{66339}{66405}Mala, ali je važna.Decki u mreži rekli su nam...
{66406}{66453}da imaju problem...
{66454}{66537}s linijom,|"Girl, we couldn't get much higher."
{66538}{66588}Ne možete reci "higher" (udrogirani)...
{66590}{66625}na televiziji.
{66626}{66671}Da li biste mogli, umjesto toga reci...
{66672}{66730}"Girl, we can't get much better."
{66731}{66780}- Može tako?|- Kako bi bilo...
{66782}{66869}"Girl, you couldn't bite my wire"?|(Djevojko, ne možeš me ugristi za žicu)
{66899}{66959}Ne vjerujem da bi standardi dozvolili--
{66960}{67053}Zašto ne biste stavili jedan veliki osmijeh na lice kada izadjete na scenu?
{67055}{67096}Nema svrhe biti mracan.
{67098}{67163}- Znate što mislim?|- Mi smo mracna grupa, Ed.
{67165}{67295}Vi djecaci morate shvatiti da g. Sullivan planira više nastupa za vas.
{67296}{67328}- Shvatate?|- Shvatamo.
{67330}{67410}Sredit cemo to.|Daj mi 5 minuta.
{67411}{67458}- Super.|- Daj mi 5.
{67459}{67509}Želim vam dobar nastup.
{67626}{67651}Dakle?
{67671}{67762}- Hajde.|- To je samo rijec.
{67763}{67823}Rolling Stonesi su mijenjali rijec kad su svirali tamo.
{67826}{67875}A zašto ti ne bi promijenio ime u...
{67877}{67935}Sidney ili Irving Manzarek?
{67936}{67986}- To je samo rijec.|- Hej, covjece.
{67988}{68048}Moje rijeci. Briga me.Idemo svirati.

The Doors!
CAAARINA!
 
11:15, restate my assumptions:
1. Mathematics is the language of nature.
2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers.
3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge.
Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature.

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Pi, 1998
 
Cartman: [singing]

Well, Kyle's mom is a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wedensday and Saturday she's a bitch. Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super king kamehameha bee-utch.
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a big big big big big big bitch.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's such a stupid bitch.
Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this!

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South Park, aktuelan ovih dana 8)
 
1.RESERVOIR DOGS
Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good **** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
Mr. Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.

2.THE GOOD,BAD & UGLY
Tuco: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.

3.DIRTY HARRY
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

4.CITIZEN KANE
Charles Foster Kane: Rosebud.

5.GROUNDHOG DAY
Phil: So, did you sleep OK without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you?
Rita: You're incredible.
Phil: Who told you?
-ma u biti cijeli Groundhog Day je genijalan
 
lee van cleef:
1.RESERVOIR DOGS
Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good **** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
Mr. Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.

2.THE GOOD,BAD & UGLY
Tuco: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.

3.DIRTY HARRY
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? 4.CITIZEN KANE
Charles Foster Kane: Rosebud.

5.GROUNDHOG DAY
Phil: So, did you sleep OK without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you?
Rita: You're incredible.
Phil: Who told you?
-ma u biti cijeli Groundhog Day je genijalan
Kliknite za proširenje...

8-)8-)
 
meni je mnogo gotivna jedna, naizgled sasvim obična rečenica, ali je izgovorena tako nekako kul da sam vraćao desetak puta.

film 'The two Jakes', drugi deo Chinatowna

Mickey Nice: ''I believe you have something in this safe that belongs to us. Now Jake, i want you to do three things for us, open the safe, put the bomb in the safe, and Jake, the most important thing of them all..... close the safe''
 
Snatch, Bullet Tooth Tony (igra ga Vinnie Jones): ˝Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.˝
I neizostavno, monolog No. 1 iz istog filma: ˝Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your wires crossed. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off.˝ :D
 
-Ma slusajte vi!!! Centrala moze da pogresi jednom, al' ne sto puta. Mozda ste pozvali pogresan broj, ali ste dobili onog koga ste trazili.

-Soko zove Orla, Soko zove Orla, prijem. Orao pao, Orao pao

-А тrojke su, Djuro sta?
Оsnovne jedinice diverzantskih grupa!

-Pa jel su mene zatvarali samo zato sto sam vikao-Ziveo Staljin i svetska revolucija?Jel ste me zato zatvarali?Pa sta je trebalo da vicem-Ziveo Kapitalizam???

-Staljin vas je ubijao,al vas nije ubijao dovoljno

-Sta fali Moskvicu, koji je to bolji auto od Moskvica

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