ma , ovo je da se lijepo coek nasmeje
anuary 09
Finally, these terrible days are over. How they got me these holidays! Noise, din, vanity.
Not any peace! Not only did the Houses themselves sit, they also called the other These in a day, and Those, in turn, considered it their duty to substitute me. Bastards!
Well, nothing ... I'll tell you everything! I remember everything!
And I'll start right now, early in the morning!
How People Mock Cats on New Year Holidays
1. Dressed up
What a moronic idea - to dress Cat in some costume ?! How can this ever come to mind ?!
Remember: Cats are magnificent by nature and do not need any kind of costumes and outfits!
2. Translated products
Top blasphemy! Right before my eyes, not paying attention to my protests, fresh fish - stained in spices! Bird - pushed into the oven!
Even managed to spoil the Sausage ...
3. Tried to poison
All these holidays, they tried to poison me, constantly slipping inedible rubbish under my nose.
A cat is not a pig to eat anything!
4. Stopped to rest
Just lie down to rest, These are right there! Immediately begin to pull their sloppiness to my resting carcass. And a simple gesture
"**** off!" do not understand...
5. Forgot to feed
They eat themselves, but they forget to feed the cat! Until the
fact of malnutrition is demonstrated , they will not move ...
6. kicked out of the house
It was true
once and only because I did not expect such a vile trick from These. Was so to say
"taken by surprise"! And because of what ?! Because of some Christmas tree there, a couple of broken toys, my paw print in the salad and the teeth marks on the fried goose (by the way it was not tasty) ?! Mayhem!
...
The slipper arrived, forced me to retreat inland from the edge of the closet, where I climbed in the process of expressing my claims with this. And shut up for a while, creating a quiet murmuring revenge ...