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My mom found my jar of sperm, what do I do?
I collect sperm in a big jar and my mom found it. What do I do? P.S. my mom is Black
Dude:if you collect sperm:then you need to have a microscope first:because sperm is really tiny.
You meant to say that you collect semen.
Well that turns watery in matter of minutes:so she won't even know what it is
Colors
haha one day I decided I would fill a cup up with semen but after I did filled it from masturbating twice I was like why the **** am I doing this again lol. I did it because I was starting to have much bigger and better orgasms and much more semen was cumming out so I was like damn I bet I can fill a cup but no not really lol.
the way you state this question seems quite like a joke. saying that your mom is black has to be a stereotypical remark meaning she will probably beat you with your big metal buckles of her big purse.
just telling her its sperm really shouldnt make a parent mad. It just may make her concerned or have a feeling that your growing up to fast.
if shee is a christian than she may actually get angry at you bc to her its a sin. if she doesnt mind you drinking than you should say you were drunk and you dont no why you did it. or try stoned or just even really tired.
How big is the jar? Is it big enough for your mom to fit her whole head into? If so I would suggest taking your other jar of fecal matter and pouring it all into her bathtub. That way your mom isn't necessarily black, but more like a nutty brown hue that really brings out the semen.
filipino is a legend! ha ha. man. why on earth would anyone keep a jar of sperm? you worried your gonna lose any? keep some for a rainy day? you show it to people? honestly, you started this, please tell me why you have washed out a jar, jazzed in it, then covered it up and kept it somewhere. how long was it since you last jazzed? and how full was this jar?
pour it on your computer. blame ghosts.
1:why do you collect sperm in a jar?.....2:what would you do with it?.....3:why do you need it in a jar?.....4:answer yourself this questions.....5:and explain it to you mom calmly and with respect (answering from DSi)
Spoon it into her breakfast every morning. Or spill it on her.
hahaha why does it matter that your mom is black? do black women have a natural aversion to sperm or something?
tell her the truth and don't do this anymore, because i can't find any wise reason for this work . .
i asm sorry but lol... umm irl just say screw it and be like I MASTERBATE GET THE **** OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why the **** are you collecting sperm??? I smell a serial killer.
That's so sick...
bhahhaa..
tell her you collected it for her. I heard sperm helps against wrinkles and dry skin.
Tell her it's really just Mayo.
say its milk and drink it
why do u collect it in the first place?
I collect sperm in a big jar and my mom found it. What do I do? P.S. my mom is Black
Dude:if you collect sperm:then you need to have a microscope first:because sperm is really tiny.
You meant to say that you collect semen.
Well that turns watery in matter of minutes:so she won't even know what it is
Colors
haha one day I decided I would fill a cup up with semen but after I did filled it from masturbating twice I was like why the **** am I doing this again lol. I did it because I was starting to have much bigger and better orgasms and much more semen was cumming out so I was like damn I bet I can fill a cup but no not really lol.
the way you state this question seems quite like a joke. saying that your mom is black has to be a stereotypical remark meaning she will probably beat you with your big metal buckles of her big purse.
just telling her its sperm really shouldnt make a parent mad. It just may make her concerned or have a feeling that your growing up to fast.
if shee is a christian than she may actually get angry at you bc to her its a sin. if she doesnt mind you drinking than you should say you were drunk and you dont no why you did it. or try stoned or just even really tired.
How big is the jar? Is it big enough for your mom to fit her whole head into? If so I would suggest taking your other jar of fecal matter and pouring it all into her bathtub. That way your mom isn't necessarily black, but more like a nutty brown hue that really brings out the semen.
filipino is a legend! ha ha. man. why on earth would anyone keep a jar of sperm? you worried your gonna lose any? keep some for a rainy day? you show it to people? honestly, you started this, please tell me why you have washed out a jar, jazzed in it, then covered it up and kept it somewhere. how long was it since you last jazzed? and how full was this jar?
pour it on your computer. blame ghosts.
1:why do you collect sperm in a jar?.....2:what would you do with it?.....3:why do you need it in a jar?.....4:answer yourself this questions.....5:and explain it to you mom calmly and with respect (answering from DSi)
Spoon it into her breakfast every morning. Or spill it on her.
hahaha why does it matter that your mom is black? do black women have a natural aversion to sperm or something?
tell her the truth and don't do this anymore, because i can't find any wise reason for this work . .
i asm sorry but lol... umm irl just say screw it and be like I MASTERBATE GET THE **** OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why the **** are you collecting sperm??? I smell a serial killer.
That's so sick...
bhahhaa..
tell her you collected it for her. I heard sperm helps against wrinkles and dry skin.
Tell her it's really just Mayo.
say its milk and drink it
why do u collect it in the first place?
