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Jimmy Dix: Hey, man. You ever play ball? You've got a good build.
Joe Hallenbeck: What are you, a fag?
Jimmy Dix: No, I'm just trying to break the ice.
Joe Hallenbeck: I like ice. Leave it the **** alone.
Jimmy Dix: Oh, you're a lot of fun to be with.

The Last Boy Scout
 
They lined us all up in front of a hundred yards of prime rib -magnificent meat, beautifully marbled.. Then they started throwing it in these big cauldrons, all of it -- boiling. I looked in, an' it was turning gray. I couldn't fuc*king believe that one.

 
"What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who's always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. It's insulting."

Scream
 
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"My life is...shit. It's all shit. It's like somebody saying, "Okay, chairs are not chairs, they're actually swimming pools" I mean, nothing is what I thought it was. What happened to me? Have I been asleep? I vaguely remember the wedding, but a lot of it is just a blur...like I was watching from a distance. I can't believe him. Why didn't I trust my intuition?"

Sex, Lies, And Videotape
 
- Ever been north before?
- Never seen snow before.
- Beautiful, eh? I can breathe again. Down south, the air smells like pig shit.
- You've never been down south.
- I've been to Winterfell.
- That's the North. How do you live up here? How do you keep your balls from freezing off?
- You got to keep moving. That's the secret. Walking's good, fighting's better, *******'s best.
- There's not a living woman within a hundred miles of here.
- We have to make do with what we've got.

Game of Thrones
 
"Billy has a home with me. I've made it the best I could. It's not perfect. I'm not a perfect parent. Sometimes I don't have enough patience because I forget that he's a little kid. But I'm there. We get up in the morning and then we eat breakfast, and he talks to me and then we go to school. And at night, we have dinner together and we talk then and I read to him. And, and we built a life together and we love each other. If you destroy that, it may be irreparable. Joanna, don't do that, please. Don't do it twice to him."

Kramer vs. Kramer
 
I'd say you're a mental case!

This is like your first wife.
You claimed you loved her.

All the while, you were
having affairs.

My first wife. I told you...

we were in bed one night.
I turned off her...

because the way the light was,
she looked like Max Schmeling.


What do you want me to say?

She was pretty, but I couldn't
get an erection afterthat.

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( Deconstructing Harry )
 
Since man is incapable of reconciling mind and matter, he tends to confer some sort of entity on ideas because he cannot bear the notion that the purely abstract only exists in our brain. "The beauty and harmony of a snowflake" - how sweet. "The butterfly that flutters his wings and causes a hurricane on the other side of the world" - we've been hearing about that damn butterfly for decades, but who has been able to predict a single hurricane? Nobody! Tell me something. Where is the beauty and harmony in cancer? What makes a cell suddenly decide to turn itself into a killer, metastasis and destroy the rest of the cells in a healthy body? Does anybody know? No! Because we'd rather think of snowflakes and butterflies than of pain, war, or that book. Why? Because we need to think that life has meaning, that everything is governed by logic and not by mere chance. If I write 2 then 4 then 6, then we feel good because we know that next comes 8. We can foresee it. We are not in the hands of destiny. Unfortunately, however, this has nothing to do with truth. Don't you agree? This is only fear. Sad... but there you go.

The Oxford Murders
 
- Ladies and gentlemen... the Copacabana is proud to present the king of one-liners... Henry Youngman.
- How are you all? I'm glad to be here. Take my wife, please. I take my wife everywhere but she finds her way home.
I said, "Where do you wanna go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I've never been before. " I said, "Try the kitchen. "
Dr. Wellsler is here. Gave a guy six months to live. Couldn't pay his bill. Gave him another six months.

Goodfellas
 

What in god's holy name are you blathering about?

New shi*t has come to light!

She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers... And that's cool. That's that's cool."

She wants more.. man, She's gotta feed the Monkey!
 

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