Best quotes!

[Snowflake]

 

[S1MCRO]

Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life you're better off just downing a bottle of whisky. At least that way you're unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously!

Absolutely Fabulous

 

[Exaybachay1]

Pa što ga ne prepolovi ženo? Ode cela moja tridesetogodišnja profesorska ušteđevina!

( Tamna je noć )

 

[S1MCRO]

What's right for most people in most situations isn't right for everyone in every situation! Real morality lies in following one's own heart.

Bicentennial Man

 

[Exaybachay1]

Back to the place where all the spirits came from, and where all the spirits return. This world will no longer concern you.

Found some tobacco.

That tobacco is for your voyage... William Blake.

Nobody... I don't smoke.

 

[Exaybachay1]

"This is the strangest life I've ever known."

( Kilmer; The Doors )

 

[Snowflake]

 

[S1MCRO]

I don't know what happened to Antonio Bay tonight. Something came out of the fog and tried to destroy us. In one moment, it vanished. But if this has been anything but a nightmare, and if we don't wake up to find ourselves safe in our beds, it could come again. To the ships at sea who can hear my voice, look across the water, into the darkness. Look for the fog.

The Fog

 

[Snowflake]

 

[Snowflake]

 

[Snowflake]

Anastasia Steele: You're a sadist?
Christian Grey: I'm a dominant.
Anastasia Steele: What is that mean?
Christian Grey: It means that I want you to willingly surrender yourself to me.
Anastasia Steele: Why would I do that?
Christian Grey: To please me.
Anastasia Steele: To please you? How?
Christian Grey: I have rules. If you follow them, I'll reward you. If you don't, I'll punish you.
Anastasia Steele: What can I get out of this?
Christian Grey: Me.

(Fifty Shades of Grey)

 

[Exaybachay1]

... sa sinom strancem Amerikancem i ženom strankinjom Amerikankinjom.

Prebivalište?

- Šoni, Oklahoma, Sjedinjene Američke Države !

Šoni ?


( Tri Karte za Holivud )

 

[S1MCRO]

... sa sinom strancem Amerikancem i ženom strankinjom Amerikankinjom.

Prebivalište?

- Šoni, Oklahoma, Sjedinjene Američke Države !

Šoni ?


( Tri Karte za Holivud )

To samo američki mozak može da smisli

 

[Snowflake]

 

[S1MCRO]

My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know.

Snatch

 

[Snowflake]

Christian Grey: I hope you're not a sore loser.
Anastasia Steele: That depends on how hard you spank me.

(Fifty Shades Darker)

 

[Exaybachay1]

Needless to say, we'll be offering you
the special 24% interest rate...
..we reserve for major corporations
and a few of our Arab friends.

I don't want any interest! I want it in a
regular account that doesn't pay anything.
It's your vault. I should pay you rent.

( Brewster's Millions )

 

[Exaybachay1]

( Tropic Thunder )

 

[Snowflake]

 

[S1MCRO]

Brittany u sado-mazo fazi

 

[Snowflake]

Brittany u sado-mazo fazi

Како кад...

Dr. George A. Harris: Somebody has to make these decisions. We can't wait around forever. If society won't decide, we'll decide. We'll make the hard decisions.

(Coma)

 

[S1MCRO]

- What's great about dating homeless girls?
- What?
- You can drop them off anywhere.

3000 Miles to Graceland

 

[Exaybachay1]

What's this?

Now, that's for the urn.

That's $180.

It is our most modestly
priced receptacle.

Just because we're bereaved
doesn't make us saps.

( The Big Lebowski )

 

[Redmond]

What's this?

Now, that's for the urn.

That's $180.

It is our most modestly
priced receptacle.

Just because we're bereaved
doesn't make us saps.

( The Big Lebowski )

Volter je nezaboravan lik

Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?

 

[Exaybachay1]

Volter je nezaboravan lik

Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?

Ovaj citat mi konkretno sinoć pao na pamet. Vodili od moje buduće tašte malog pekinezera na veterinarski, napao mu neki parazit oko. I sad dobro, prvi put ga pregledao jedno 20 min, gledao koliko mu suzi oko , prepisao mu kapi itd... naplatio 2 i po soma.

Sinoć je tražio da ga ponovo dovedemo, sada ga je pregledao bukvalno 5 min, prepisao mu neke jače kapi, i naplatio pregled hiljadu i po.

Meni došlo da izludim kao Volter, jbt., pa jel nisi mogao to i prvi put da mu prepišeš i daš mu odma jače kapi.

Moji drugovi nisu umirali licem u blatu u Namu, samo da bi se ti zajebavao - bukvalno mi to došlo da mu kažem.