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( The Campaign )
 
- Did you want something?
- I ask if you call.
- Yes, yes, I did. I spoke to Mr. Roebuck himself. He apologized profusely and told me he would send a dozen of his top men over immediately to remedy the situation to our total satisfaction.
- Really? This is true?
- No. This is sarcasm.

Boardwalk Empire
 
What the fuc*k difference does that make on where I'm from?

- Coño, Tony! I'm just asking just so I know who I'm doing business with.

Well, you can know about me when you stop fuc*king around and start doing business with me, Hector!

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Hello. This is Marta.

- Marta, hello.

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¡Quietó! ¡No te muevas, cabróncito!
- l am Hector.
- And l am Tony.
- So, Omar says you're okay.
- Yeah? Good. Omar's okay.
- Okay. So, you got the money?
- You got the stuff?
- Sure l have the stuff, but not right here with me now. l got it close by.
- l don't have the money either, man. l have it close by, too.
 
Do you know how pale and wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour?
Unannounced, unplanned for, like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed.
Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws.

( Kilmer, The Doors )
 
Carolyn (To Lynette in the supermarket): Have you not been listening? My husband cheated on me!
Lynette: Who cares?! We all have pain, every one of us has pain but we deal with it! We swallow it and get going with our lives. What we don't do is go around shooting strangers!
Carolyn: She deserved it!
Lynette: Well, maybe you deserved to be cheated on!

Desperate Housewives
 
Brenda: So, who else is in his class anyway?
Brandon: I don't know, uh, Andrea, Donna, Steve Sanders...
Brenda: Dylan McKay?
Brandon: No, he's too smart to take this class.
Brenda: Or too busy chasing blondes?
Brandon: What are you talking about?
Brenda: I just don't understand why every guy's dream girl has to have hair like Daryl Hannah and a body like Kim Basinger.
Brandon: Bren, I'm trying to study here.
Brenda: Well excuse me for living.

Beverly Hills, 90210
 
Dr. Spivey: The funny thing is that the person that he's the closest to is the one he dislikes the most - that's you, Mildred.

Nurse Ratched: Well, gentlemen, in my opinion, if we send him back to Pendleton or we send him up to Disturbed, it's just one more way of passing on our problems to somebody else. You know we don't like to do that, so I'd like to keep him on the ward. I think we can help him.

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
 
Robert Eroica Dupea: I'd like a, uh, plain omelette, uh, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.
Waitress: No substitutions.
Robert Eroica Dupea: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls.
Robert Eroica Dupea: Yeah, I know what it comes with, but it's not what I want.
Waitress: Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind.

Five Easy Pieces
 

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