The Top 20 Ways Roger Federer Can Beat Rafael Nadal
20. Get hold of Rafa's to-do list for the day, and change the time for the item "wipe the court with Roger" so that Rafa is late and Roger wins by forfeit.
15. Get a clone. Two Rogers are better than one. It's going to be a really close match, but Rafa might just lose out.
5. Cry every time he loses, so Rafa takes pity on him and lets him win one more slam to go one better than Sampras. Rafa can do this safe in the knowledge that, when all is said and done, he will have the highest number of Grand Slam victories. (No offense intended to all the Federer fans out there.)



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