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* Taoism: Sh.it happens.
* Confucianism: Confucius say, "Sh.it happens."
* Buddhism: If sh.it happens, it isn't really sh.it.
* Zen Buddhism: Sh.it is, and is not.
* Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of sh.it happening?
* Hinduism: This sh.it has happened before.
* Islam: If sh.it happens, it is the will of Allah.
* Islam #2: If sh.it happens, kill the person responsible.
* Islam #3: If sh.it happens, blame Israel.
* Catholicism: If sh.it happens, you deserve it.
* Protestantism: Let sh.it happen to someone else.
* Presbyterian: This sh.it was bound to happen.
* Episcopalian: It's not so bad if sh.it happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
* Methodist: It's not so bad if sh.it happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
* Congregationalist: Sh.it that happens to one person is just as good as sh.it that happens to another.
* Unitarian: Sh.it that happens to one person is just as bad as sh.it that happens to another.
* Lutheran: If sh.it happens, don't talk about it.
* Fundamentalism: If sh.it happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
* Fundamentalism #2: If sh.it happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
* Fundamentalism #3: Sh.it must be born again.
* Judaism: Why does this sh.it always happen to us?
* Calvinism: Sh.it happens because you don't work.
* Seventh Day Adventism: No sh.it shall happen on Saturday.
* Creationism: God made all sh.it.
* Secular Humanism: Sh.it evolves.
* Christian Science: When sh.it happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
* Christian Science #2: Sh.it happening is all in your mind.
* Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this sh.it.
* Quakers: Let us not fight over this sh.it.
* Utopianism: This sh.it does not stink.
* Darwinism: This sh.it was once food.
* Capitalism: That's MY sh.it.
* Communism: It's everybody's sh.it.
* Feminism: Men are sh.it.
* Chauvinism: We may be sh.it, but you can't live without us...
* Commercialism: Let's package this sh.it.
* Impressionism: From a distance, sh.it looks like a garden.
* Idolism: Let's bronze this sh.it.
* Existentialism: Sh.it doesn't happen; sh.it IS.
* Existentialism #2: What is sh.it, anyway?
* Stoicism: This sh.it is good for me.
* Hedonism: There is nothing like a good sh.it happening!
* Mormonism: God sent us this sh.it.
* Mormonism #2: This sh.it is going to happen again.
* Wiccan: An it harm none, let sh.it happen.
* Scientology: If sh.it happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
* Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Sh.it happens.
* Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our sh.it?
* Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Sh.it has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
* Moonies: Only really happy sh.it happens.
* Hare Krishna: Sh.it happens, rama rama.
* Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh.it!
* Zoroastrianism: Sh.it happens half on the time.
* Church of SubGenius: BoB shi.ts.
* Practical: Deal with sh.it one day at a time.
* Agnostic: Sh.it might have happened; then again, maybe not.
* Agnostic #2: Did someone sh.it?
* Agnostic #3: What is this sh.it?
* Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
* Atheism: What sh.it?
* Atheism #2: I can't believe this sh.it!
* Nihilism: No sh.it.
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hahahahahha.....luuuudo....
* Confucianism: Confucius say, "Sh.it happens."
* Buddhism: If sh.it happens, it isn't really sh.it.
* Zen Buddhism: Sh.it is, and is not.
* Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of sh.it happening?
* Hinduism: This sh.it has happened before.
* Islam: If sh.it happens, it is the will of Allah.
* Islam #2: If sh.it happens, kill the person responsible.
* Islam #3: If sh.it happens, blame Israel.
* Catholicism: If sh.it happens, you deserve it.
* Protestantism: Let sh.it happen to someone else.
* Presbyterian: This sh.it was bound to happen.
* Episcopalian: It's not so bad if sh.it happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
* Methodist: It's not so bad if sh.it happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
* Congregationalist: Sh.it that happens to one person is just as good as sh.it that happens to another.
* Unitarian: Sh.it that happens to one person is just as bad as sh.it that happens to another.
* Lutheran: If sh.it happens, don't talk about it.
* Fundamentalism: If sh.it happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
* Fundamentalism #2: If sh.it happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
* Fundamentalism #3: Sh.it must be born again.
* Judaism: Why does this sh.it always happen to us?
* Calvinism: Sh.it happens because you don't work.
* Seventh Day Adventism: No sh.it shall happen on Saturday.
* Creationism: God made all sh.it.
* Secular Humanism: Sh.it evolves.
* Christian Science: When sh.it happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
* Christian Science #2: Sh.it happening is all in your mind.
* Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this sh.it.
* Quakers: Let us not fight over this sh.it.
* Utopianism: This sh.it does not stink.
* Darwinism: This sh.it was once food.
* Capitalism: That's MY sh.it.
* Communism: It's everybody's sh.it.
* Feminism: Men are sh.it.
* Chauvinism: We may be sh.it, but you can't live without us...
* Commercialism: Let's package this sh.it.
* Impressionism: From a distance, sh.it looks like a garden.
* Idolism: Let's bronze this sh.it.
* Existentialism: Sh.it doesn't happen; sh.it IS.
* Existentialism #2: What is sh.it, anyway?
* Stoicism: This sh.it is good for me.
* Hedonism: There is nothing like a good sh.it happening!
* Mormonism: God sent us this sh.it.
* Mormonism #2: This sh.it is going to happen again.
* Wiccan: An it harm none, let sh.it happen.
* Scientology: If sh.it happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
* Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Sh.it happens.
* Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our sh.it?
* Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Sh.it has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
* Moonies: Only really happy sh.it happens.
* Hare Krishna: Sh.it happens, rama rama.
* Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh.it!
* Zoroastrianism: Sh.it happens half on the time.
* Church of SubGenius: BoB shi.ts.
* Practical: Deal with sh.it one day at a time.
* Agnostic: Sh.it might have happened; then again, maybe not.
* Agnostic #2: Did someone sh.it?
* Agnostic #3: What is this sh.it?
* Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
* Atheism: What sh.it?
* Atheism #2: I can't believe this sh.it!
* Nihilism: No sh.it.
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hahahahahha.....luuuudo....
