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Одличан спот, реалан, и надасве застрашујући ..... музика је одлична а текстописац заслужује највећа признања од свих који су остали нормални, самосвесни и жељни слободе.
 
Deset ljutih šiptara
Došlo u moj krevet
Jedan pao s kreveta
Ostalo ih devet

Devet ljutih šiptara
Još ne znaju ko sam
Jednog sam uspavao
Ostalo ih osam

Osam ljutih šiptara
Ja ih oštro gledam
Jedan pao u nesvest
Ostalo ih sedam

Sedam ljutih šiptara
Pobeglo na brest
Jedan pao na glavu
Ostalo ih šest

Šest ljutih šiptara
Zbrisalo u svet
Jedan se izgubio
Ostalo ih pet

Pet ljutih šiptara
Lete ko leptiri
Jedan pao u bunar
Ostalo ih četiri

Gle četiri šiptara
Bes u njima vri
Jedan puko od muke
Ostalo ih tri

Tri ljuta šiptara
A protiv njih ja
Jednog sam zviznuo
Ostala su dva

Dva ljuta šiptara
A pogled im ledan
Jedan se okliznuo
Još ostao jedan

Jedan ljuti šiptar
Postao je medan
Prosto se istopio
Ostao nijedan

U svakom pogledu
Posla me je strava
Sad je sve u redu
Može da se spava
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Vidi ovaj debilizam ....
Ja sam momak sa sela
i seosko momce
nemam dobra kola
a imam traktorce
(2x)

Ref.
Vozim traktor jer ga voli ona
prodrmaj, zadrmaj jer ga voli ona
nema voznje bez mog fergusona
prodrmaj, zadrmaj bez mog fergusona

Imam traktor maleni
al' duboko ore
da srece da zaore
nestaje do zore
(2x)

Ref.

Mislio sam jadan ja
ostacu bez srece
da nijedna djevojka
na moj traktor nece
(2x)

Ref.

Proculo se za mene
u cetiri grada
navalise djevojke
sta da radim sada
(2x)

Ref.
 

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…Nothin’ special bout me Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I got $600 in da bank Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…And my sexual performance is an average.

I work at customer service
for a phone company,
I make 12 bucks an hour
but that’s all I need.
I live in a small apartment
on a quiet street
I don’t go out too much
I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car
I use public transportation
I don’t mind
I read till I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save,
this shit is off the hook

And I’m not very good with the women
I’m a pretty shy person
and I’m average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I’m ashamed to admit it
but it wasn’t free

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I get nervous in social situations Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I get constipated once a month Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy..and I get scared when I go see da dentist.

I’m da “Pauly Shore” of everyday life
easily forgettable
and I’m not very liked
I have an “According to Jim” personality
I’m as entertaining as a fuckin’ STD

If you wanna mess with me
I think you probably can
because I’m not confident
and i am weak for a man
I’ll just roll up in a ball
while you kick me in da back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don’t have any friends
that would back me up
My friend Steve would
but he doesn’t look very tough.

Steve – “You want some of this bitch?”

If you rarely get laid
put your hands up
If you’re not well paid
put your hands up
If you got a pet cat
put your hands up
and if you got a bad back
put your hands up

Jon – “I hurt my back 2 summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it just not da same …you know it… it gets pre…It gets pretty sore!”

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…My parents are really nice people Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I’m somewhat afraid of heights Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I like da show greys anatomy Mutha Fucka.
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…and I’m pretty good at making paper planes.

Steve – “I could do this all day! I could do this all day! I could do this all day!”
 
Poslednja izmena:

I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka…
I told you in the first song, I’ll tell you in another.
I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker…
I don’t have a girlfriend my hand’s my only lover.
I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka…
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker…
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.

I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches
they were walkin’ my way
“Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?”
is what I wanted to say
but suddenly I panicked
my voice started to shake.
so I put my head down
and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway,
it worked out great.
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfuckin Ace of Base.
Yo, what can I say,
it’s just a day in my life
I’m up early in the morning
in bed early at night.
To be productive at work
I gotta be well rested.
Yeah muthafucka,
you heard what I just said.

I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka…
I don’t like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter.
I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker…
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters.
I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka…
I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker…
and I’m not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.

I’m from a
lower-middle class family,
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and seek,
I have good memories
from my childhood bitch,
my favorite toy
was my fuckin fire truck bitch,
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long,
until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
and then I played with my muthafucka all day long
about 10 times a day man, all year long.
My favorite song motherfucker
I don’t like to admit it
is a Celine Dion song
from the movie Titanic.
“Every night in my dreams,
I see you…I feel you…”
Every time I hear that fuckin shit
a tear comes to my eye.
Why the **** did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?
Though I’m not afraid to say
that I’m a sensitive guy,
sticks and stones break my bones
but it’s the words that make me cry.
Like that time in Grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face,
she really hurt me,
why’d she call me stupid face?
Is my face stupid?
How’s that even possible?
A person can be stupid
but a face? That’s impossible.
Shit happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it,
Regular, everday, normal fuckin’ bullshit.

I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka…
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker…
When I got nothin’ to say I usually talk about the weather.
I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka…
I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better.
I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker…
I like red peppers better than the green ones.
Ooooohoooooo…savin up my money
to go buy a new dishwasher.
Mine broke about 6 months ago.
Mother fucker.
Go Go Go Go
Go shorty, it’s your birthday,
Go party like it’s your birthday.
I wasn’t invited, but it’s okay.
I’ll just stay at home and play some video games.

Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.
 
Poslednja izmena:

Hey yo! **** NWA (Get the **** outta here).
**** G Unit (**** that shit).
**** D12 (motherfucker!).
Get the **** out of the way (**** you bitch!).
Normal motherfucking crew (motherfucker!).
Everyday normal crew (what what what what!).

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
You can **** with us cause we wont **** with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
If youre hot bitches were too shy to talk to you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And we get joy spending time with our families.

This is my bro J-A to the S-O-N yo,
the best at Mike Tysons Punch Out on Nintendo.
From Glass Joe to Macho Man, yo he fucks shit up,
then Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut.

And hes also pretty good at Super Mario 3,
but he doesnt use the flutes cause he doesnt like cheats.
Like the Contra code that he really doesnt like,
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right,
then B, A, B, A, Select, Start you got 30 lives.
He says that shits for pussies who dont know how to fight.

Yo this my man cheese, better known as cheese bread,
We call him that cause every time he gets out of bed
he puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread.
Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed.
Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesnt like Asian food.
Thats right bitches, he doesnt like Asian food.
He doesnt like the taste of soy sauce,
personally I love that shit but he does not.

Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD
from Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3.
Dark Knight, First Knight, A Knights Tale, and Knight Rider,
He even owns the motherfucking movie Street Fighter.

I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie,
as long as I take care of the box and dont scratch the DVD,
cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched,
I was hoping that he wouldnt notice when I brought it back.
but he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him
and he forgave me and I asked him if I could borrow the movie Twins.
He was reluctant to do so, but he knows I love DeVito,
with Schwarzenegger, thats a motherfucking comedic duo!

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
we own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
we bust gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
no party is a party without a Phil Collins too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them.

Yo this is D and hes a big ******* wrestling fan,
Monday Night Raw, Smackdown, and all the shit from the past.
Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania,
Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania.

It may come as no surprise that hes never had sex,
but it doesnt bother him cause he has the internet.
He jerks off to freaky shit like 2 Girls 1 Cup,
hes fucked up I tried watching it I ******* threw up.

This my nigga KC (What the **** did you just call me?),
SorryIll say friend.

This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew,
not because were racist every race is welcome in the group.
Truthfully hes a friend of a friend I dont know him that well,
but not because hes black my favorite actors are Denzel
and Samuel L. Jackson, I also like Bill Paxton,
but not because hes white, but because of his acting.

This is my friend Cleo, she really likes the Beatles,
her favorite is McCarty and her least favorite is Ringo.
A year ago I asked her to go on a date with me she said no,
she said shed rather just be friends and thought Id cry and ran home.
And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak,
which is awkward cause we all hang out at least two times a week.

Finally, I aint me without my best friend Steve,
Hes got my motherfuckin back although hes weaker than me.
Hell probably have a heart attack sometime soon,
but until then hes my top gun like ******* Tom Cruise.

Jon Lajoie: Say it
Steve: Nah
Jon Lajoie: Say it, cmon say it.
Steve: Nah
Steve: You want some of this bitch?! Money! Have a nice day bitch!

If you play organized sports say, Hell yeah.
If you watch 24 say, Hell yeah.
If the only ass you see is in porn say, Hell yeah.
If you eat chocolate when youre bored say, Hell yeah.

I eat chocolate, a lotwhen Im bored. Um, I should stop though
my metabolism is slowing down. I also like piecherryrhubarb.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
the jokes getting old I ******* agree with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I just repeat the same shit from Normal Guy 1 and 2.

We just a regular everyday normal crew,
What a twist with this one and rapped about my friends too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I think this cows been milked drymotherfucker!

Steve: You want some of this bitch? Youll never get itits gonna go right up my asshole
 
Poslednja izmena:
I moja omiljena :

I can run a hundred miles without stoping for rest
I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath
When i focus my mind i always reach my goal
but there's one thing i cannot control

I come too fast, i come too faaaast
A couple of strokes and my erection is a
thing of the past
I come too fast, i come too faaaast
sometimes it's even game over
before i take of my pants

I've read all the articles and i've tried every trick
thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates and about smint
if the girls on top sometimes i'll last a minute or two
but if we doggystyle oh man i'm screwed

I come too fast, i come too faaaast
i carry a spare pair of underwear in case a
girl sits on my lab
I come too fast, i come too faaaast
i'll swear i'll even shoot my load
if a fly lands on my shaft

ooooooooooooooooooooohhh ooohhh ohh damn it
 
Saht - Plastic show

Paparazzo, slikaj me, slikaj moje vune dve
Slikaj moj bušni pupak i obrijani sveže šupak.
Dolazim od plastik baje, ugradio mi treće jaje.
Ugradio mi još dve kare-za solarijum da se čvare.
Slikaj moju vilu belu, ne celulit na mom telu,
Slikaj moja nova kola, častiću te ja do bola.
Lansiraj me na TV, u sve žute novine
Dajte koke, hoću lom, dajte cigane na sto.

Ref:
Slik'o me je paparazzo dok sam jezikom palac'o
To je danas bila glavna vest.
Slik'o me je paparazzo dok sam jah'o tebe, maco
Gled'o me je s pažnjom ceo svet.

Ja sam mutant novog doba, idol mi je bio Sloba
Sada sam uz novu vlast i u zdrav mozak yeebem vas.
Neka puše sve kolege-moćniji sam ja od brege
I najveći sam ja feget, seljačina sa tablom BG.
Neka puše svi tajkuni, manje su od mene puni
I kriju se kao ******, dok su moje svuda sličke.
Jači sam od big brata, mene bog za muda 'vata
Ja sam velik kao svemir, za mlade pice ja sam nemir.

Ref:
Slik'o me je paparazzo dok sam jezikom palac'o
To je danas bila glavna vest.
Slik'o me je paparazzo dok sam jah'o tebe, maco
Gled'o me je s pažnjom ceo svet.

Oko mene vlada tajac kada otvaram ja šampanjac
Kada prskam vrište svi, oblizuju se fanovi.
Slik'o me je paparazzo dok sam palamare bac'o
Slika mi je malo mutna kada tuđa muda gutam.
 
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