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Hello! Hello! Hello! Thank you,thank you.
Hello good evening and welcome, to BLACKMAIL! Yes, it's another edition of
the game in which you can play with *yourself*.
And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from
Manchester, on the big screen please: MRS. BETTY TEAL!
 
'Ello, Mrs. Teal, lovely to have you on the show. Now Mrs. Teal, if you're
looking in tonight, this is for 15 pounds: and is to stop us from revealing
the name of your LOVER IN BOULTON!! So, Mrs. Teal, send us 15 pounds, by
return of post please, and your husband Trevor, and your lovely children
Diane, Janice, and Juliet, need never know the name... of your LOVER IN
BOULTON!
 
Thank you Onan! And now: a letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of
photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible
criminal proceedings for a company director in Bromsgrove. He's a freemason,
and a conservative M.P., so that's 3,000 pounds please Mr. S... thank you...
to stop us from revealing:
Your name
The name of the three other people involved,
The youth organization to which they belonged,
and The shop where you bought the equipment!
 
Ne..mislim da su u pitanju Pajtonovci.

Kasnim...i edit:

Man: I'd like to have an argument, please.
Secretary: Certainly, sir, have you been here before?
Man: No. This will be my first time.
Secretary: I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument or were you thinking of taking a course?
Man: Well, what is the cost?
Secretary: Well, it's £1 for a five minute argument, but only £8 for a course of ten.
Man: Well, I think it would be best if I started off with just the one and then see how it goes.
Secretary: Fine. I'll see who's free at the moment. Mr. Bakley's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory. Ah yes, try Mr. Barnard, room 12.
 
Well, that's all from this edition of Blackmail. Join me next week, same
time, same channel....Join me, two dogs, and a vicar, when we'll be playing
"Pedorasto", the game for all the family.
Thank you, thank you, thank you....
 
Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...
 
Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go,
just remember that the last laugh is on you. ...and...
 
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!
 
cLick - OR - Die:
ma skracujem ga na 25cm ako taj SamoGlasNick nije onaj QrchoMarx :)
Kliknite za proširenje...

E Kliče, a neko je meni ovde ranije rekao da sam ja ti :shock:
Prema tome, nemoj da ga skraćuješ, greota je …Mada, ako imaš 35, možda i možeš, da ne padneš u nesves od toga, ko onomad onaj na ljis :roll: :D
Juče su lePiafa ‘optužili’ na filozofiji da je on ja, tj. Glasnik… Jedva se jadan odbranio od nepravednih optužbi :)
Bilo je i drugih nagadjanja, sad se samo ovih sećam. Da mi je do para, mogo sam i kladionicu da otvorim :)

Nego, po milioniti put, oćel ovde neko nekoga da ogovara?
Evo na primer, ova Itekako, ne samo što ne razume poentu teme pa se opet breca kad neko uvredi njen lik i delo, nego je sad počela da citira Pajtonovce. Kao, sad ona zna engleski :D Moš misliti :roll: Pa i ja znam ciganski, a rumunski onako, natucam. A znam i malo vlaškog. Šmaj kta, šmaj minja, šmaj žos :) E, sad sam se setio – pa znam i italijanski – 'Quanto coste uno piccolo orgasmo?'

Sad stvarno odoh da učim. Onaj se probudio.
 
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