Kult psovanja ili najlepše psovke srpskog naroda

[VIRGINIJA]

Evo nekoliko dobrih starih...:
-J3bo te otac!
-Krv ti j3b3m!
-J3b3m ti i seme i pleme!(ko je slusao Stoleta vola ovu zna sigurno)
-Mamu ti j3b3m raspalu!
-J3bo te kuratz!
-J3b3m te u glavu glupu!
I naravno nesudjena kraljica psovki:
"J3bo ti pas mater!!!!!!"[/B]

xexe,.....legendarna.

-Jeb*m te u tu glavu rdjeglavatu chula od jedne babe

Prvo mi nije bila jasna rdjav + glavat = rdjeglavat

 

[mysterious-fellow]

E ja sam cuo nekoliko zanimljivih..
1. ***** ti prvi red na sahrani!
2. Yebo te Rim!
3. Grob ti *****!
4. ***** ti sve sto ti slavi 8. mart!
Ovo je nekoliko od "Bog zna koliko sam ih cuo"...

 

[greba]

http://forum.krstarica.com/threads/177735

 

[brbljiva_kisa]

Ijuuuu sta sve procitah... dali ste mi par ideja... bleskasti ste svi, mnogo vas volEm takOVe... kada se tako lepo salite. ;-)
Volim da psujem, ali ne bas tako, hmmm...
Moja omiljena psovka (ja je ne govorim - cisto da se zna) je: "**** ti JA pas mater"!

 

[matora63]

ne mogu da verujem, da mi je to promaklo.

Zaboraviste one sa svecima i Bogovima - čik nek neko spomene pa nam navuče na vrat ceo onaj hrišćanski lobi

nema problema za to. šakal se setio. ima zavidan repertoar na tu temu

 

[adem_ks]

ajde da vidite kako to komsije rade
da ti hebem svo roblje [kompletna familija,] u kucu

 

[adem_ks]

ili neko ti kaze
da ti hebem mamicu
a ti
da ti hebem i da ti prehebem
ovu zadnju rec sam slobodno preveo, jer nema odgovarajuce.

 

[adem_ks]

nisam procitao sve psovke ovde, ali naleteh na jedan sajt gde nadjoh ove, cak su "prevedene", i posto meni izgedase interesantno rekoh da ih postujem

Serbian Language Swearing & English Translation.
Serbian Swearing English Translation
***** te u mozak I **** your brain
***** te u ushi I **** you in the ears
***** te u pichku I **** you in the cunt
***** ti svetsa I **** your saint
***** ti sestru I **** your sister
***** te u dupe I'll **** you in the ass
Lizni mi picku Lick my pussy
Supak Asshole
Nabiem te na kurats! I will stick you on my ****!
Otca ti ***** I'll **** your father
Yebachu ti sve po spisku I'll **** everything on your list (a threat)
Pushi kurats Suck a ****
Pederchino You faggot
Povutsi me za kurats Pull me by the ****
seronyo smrdlyivi You smelly shithead
Yedi govna, maymune! Eat shit, you ape!
Rdjo belosvetska You rust of this wide world (archaic)
***** yedno You piece of shit
Peechka Pussy
Sranje Oh, shit!
Some You stupid ass
Popusis mi ***** krasni Suck my lovely ****
**** ti pas mater May a dog **** your mother
Bog te **** May God **** you
Govedo Jerk
**** te Papa. The Pope fucks you
Peecko smrdlyeeva You smelly pussy
***** te usta I'm ******* you in the mouth
Popasi me chmarne dlachitse Graze on my ass hair
Ubiqu te k'o zeca I'll kill you like a hare
Razbiqu te k'o zveyku I'll shatter you like a clapper
Posisaw mi ***** Suck my shit up
Popuwiw mi ***** Smoke my shit up
Popuwiw mi dupe Smoke my ass up
Posisaw mi dupe Suck my ass up
U'vatiw me za jaja Catch my balls/eggs
Idi u picku materinu Go back to your mom's vagina
***** Cunt
Jebi se svinjo **** yourself, you hog
Kucka Bitch
***** Whore, slut
***** lee tee miloo maykoo I'll **** your dear mother
Idi u kurats moy Go inside my **** (**** off)
Debela si kao krmacha You're as fat as a hog
Ne postoyi veche sranye nego ti There doesn't exist a bigger shit than you
Kravo yedna You freakin' cow
***** ti babu I will **** your granny
Keva ti pusi moy ***** Your mom is sucking my ****
Yebo ti pas mater The dog fucked your mother
Bem ti dete u usta krwawa I **** your child in it's bloody mouth
***** ti otsa na mrtwoy materi I **** your father on your dead mother
Bem ti sto mayke I **** your one hundred mothers
Bem ti mamini delowi I **** your mother's parts
Izdrkam ti se detetu na benkicu I cum on your baby's bib
***** ti i seme i pleme I **** your seed and tribe
Seva mi levo jaje My left nut is dancing (I don't give a ****)
Gle kurtsa ti na biciklu There goes your **** on a bicycle
Poduvas mi karu Blow my nuts
Poduvas mi auspuh papcino Suck my exhaust pipe
**** ti jeza u ledja May you **** a hedgehog
***** ti drzshavoo **** the government!
***** li ti mrtvo djete usta **** your dead kid in the mouth
***** ti mater idiotsku **** your idiotic mother
Jebemti dupa Butt-fucker
Kuja ti djavo Who's your devil?
Pizdu Big slack cunt
***** Little tight cunt
***** li mu lebac Let me **** his bread
Yebo ti ya pas mater krmacu A dog fucked your swine mother
Marsh u lepo peechka materina ti yebeni prokliti derkagia Go to your mother's lovely pussy, you damned provocative asshole
***** ti sestru pizdu Go and **** your sister's big slack cunt
Ma, zajebi to! Well, **** that!
Krelats! Buffoon, imbecile
***** ti mamicu dragu! I **** your mommy-dearest!
Nemoj da ma drkas! Don't **** with me! (lit. Don't jerk me off!)
Pun mi kurats! I've had it up to here! (lit. My cock is full!)
***** te u po shupka I'll **** you in the middle of your asshole
Idi setaj kozu Go walk your skin (masturbate)
Nasisaj mi se kite Suck my ****
***** ti skocila na nos Damn you! (lit. A pussy jumps on your nose)
Srchi budzu Suck my big ****
***** ti mrtvo dete u kolevci I **** your dead child in a cradle
***** ti chedo nesaranjeno I **** your unburied child
***** ti trulu sisu mrtve matere! I'll **** the rotten tit of your dead mother!
***** ti sonse **** you
Polizi mi jajce Lick my balls
Ja ti ***** mamicu I **** your mother
Zalim tvoju majku I play sex games with your mom
Da bi te majka prepoznala u bureku. Let your mother recognize you in a meat pie.
Jembem ti I will **** you
Mrtva ti se mayka u grobu prevrnula kad bi videla kakvog sina ye rodila! Your dead mother would turn over in her grave if she saw what kind of a son she gave birth to!
Da bog da trazio detzoo Gaygerovim broyachem May God give you to search for your children with a Geiger counter
Da bogda ti djete klikera ocima igralo I hope your kid played marbles with his eye balls
Svrbe me jaja I just don't give a ****! (lit. My balls are itchy)
Gle kurtsa ti u slamnatome sheshiru! Well, a **** wearing a straw hat! (expression of surprise)
Poserem ti se u usta pa ti petom nabiyem I'll shit in your mouth and stuff it with my heel
Samo da te pogledam, odma mi se povracha Just looking at you makes me want to vomit
Napasesh me seh muda kao pop 'ladne sarme Graze on my balls like a priest would on cold cabbage rolls
Idi jebi svoga tatu u supak jebeno ***** jedno! Go **** your dad in the ass, you ******* shit!
Idi u tri ****** materine Go back to your mother's three pussies (Means: **** off!)
**** ti konj sa krvavim kurcem sestru na majcinom grobu a ti to kao invalid gledao, dabog dao! May a horse with a bloody **** **** your sister on your mother's grave and you watch it as an invalid, and God make it so!
***** tee otsa oo peechkoo! I **** your father's cunt!
***** tee tsrkwen deerek! I **** the wooden column of your church!
***** te oo te ochi boolyave! I **** those goggle eyes of yours!
***** tee swe po spiskoo! I **** everyone on your list (your family)
***** ee tebee kad oomresh! I **** you also, when you die!
***** ti prvi red na sahrani I **** the whole front row at your funeral
Da Bog da ti dete islo u rikverc May you have a child that walks in reverse
Da Bog da te majka u cevapu prepoznala May your mother recognize you in a hamburger
***** tee tseo prwee red na saschranoo! I **** all standing by your coffin, at your funeral!
Da Bog da ti majka ljubila sliku na banderi May your mother kiss your picture on a traffic light (Means: may you be killed in a traffic accident)
Da Bog da ti zena rodila stonogu pa ceo zivot radio za cipele May your wife give birth to a centipede so you have to work for shoes all your life
***** te dok ti oci ne ispadnu a posle zato sto su ti ispale I'll **** your arse off until your eyes fall out and after I'll do it again because they fell out!
Da bog da ti kuca bila na CNN-U May your house be live on CNN (Means: I hope Nato will bomb your house)
Sve je sranje osim pishanje, a i pishanje uz vetar je sranje! You're never happy! (lit. Everything is shit except for pissing, but even pissing against the wind is shit!)
Sranje kroz gusto granjen! Now the shit hits the fan! (lit. Bullshit through thick branches)
Levom rukom oko dupeta u desni djep! With your left hand around your ass into you right pocket! (when someone does something the wrong way)
Kompot od muda i trista chuda! You never know what to expect! (lit. [boiled] **** preserves and 300 wonders!)
Dabogda te majka kukom po Neretvi trazila May your mother search for you in a river with a hook
Majku ti u majku ***** I'll **** your mother inside her mother (while she's still unborn)
Da Bog da nogu slomijo pa ti krivo zarasla May god make your leg brake, and grow back in place crookedly
***** ti pola zabe! **** you, asshole! (lit. I'm ******* half of a frog of yours)
Ko te ****, pederu! What the ****'s your problem, faggot? (lit. Who's ******* you, faggot?)
Ko te shisha? What's wrong with you? (lit. Who cuts your hair?)
Sunce ti ne sija iz *****. The sun doesn't shine out of your pussy. (means: you're not that important)
Da popusis sto kuraca i ***** da mi popusis May you suck hundred dicks and suck my **** too.
**** ti svome ocu majku i otac ker mater i ja tebi i tvome ocu majku **** your father's mother and may your dog father **** your mother and I **** yours and your father's mother.
Jebm ti tri silosa zita, zrno po zrno, a na svakom zrnu - tri ***** materine! I'll **** your three full wheat barns, grain by grain, and on each grain three pussies of your mother!
***** ti majku u vrelu pizdu, a ti je jezikom hladio. I **** your mother in her hot pussy, while you're cooling it down with your tongue.
Ako te pojebem u guzicu majki ćeš na grobu govoriti kako ti je lepo bilo. If I **** you in the ass, you'll be telling your mother all about it on her grave.
**** ti ja sestru medju oci tako jako da ce joj se praunucad radjati sljepi I **** your sister between the eyes so hard that all of her grandchildren will be born blind.
***** ti majku na mrtvackom vozu za Sabac u pola noci u levo uvo u punom mjesecu. I **** your mother in her left ear on a hearse going to Sabac at the midnight on the full moon.
Da Bog da greskom mesto zeca ispekao i pojeo svoje mrtvorodjeno dete. May God give you to cook and eat your dead born child instead of a rabbit.
Propisaces majcino mleko. You will piss your mother's milk. (A threat)
Da Bog da ti pantljicare izlazile iz supka a ulazile u usta. May God give you tapeworms issuing from your asshole and entering into your mouth.
Nek ti zeni mesto mleka iz dojki curila kiselina. Let acid instead of milk seep from your wife's breast.
Da Bog da budes tako siromasan da izdrkotinom hranis decu. May God make you so poor that you feed your children with your own cum.
Jebacu te dok ne prokrvaris a ti ces me moliti za jos. I will **** you till you start to bleed and you'll be begging me for more.
Jebacu ti sunce krvavo. I'll **** your bleeding sun. (a threat)
Da Bog da ti detetu falio hromozon. May God give that your children miss a chromosome.
Mislis da si uhvatio Boga za muda. You think that you caught God to his balls. (You think that you did something very important.)
Da Bog da gledao svoja pluca u tegli sa formalinom. May God give you to watch your own lung in a jar.

 

[Jack_the_Ripper]

Bila emisija o psovkama i zakljucili ljudi da su srpske psovke prilicno neoriginalne. Dva glagola,dva organa.

 

[Jack_the_Ripper]

P.S. Kada sam pricao sa drustvom o ovome,jedan je zakljucio da je drugi organ MAJKA.

 

[matora63]

very funny

 

[stnco]

very funny

Vidi, vidi gde ja zatičem finu damu.:smile: (očekujem sada nešto u skladu sa temom:-))

 

[scaryv]

ja volim 'bem li ti zvonce bicikleno...

 

[bgdeckooo]

пропали абортусу

 

[darkoje]

nisu psovke ali je interesantno
1.
- Mnogo sam se sekirao.
- I AXED MY SELF VERY MUCH.
2.
- Pricam sam sa sobom.
- I'M TALKING ALONE WITH THE ROOM.
3.
- Racunaj na mene.
- CALCULATE ON ME.
4.
- Cekanje u redu za hljeb.
- WAITING ALL RIGHT FOR BREAD.
5.
- Ko te sljivi.
- WHO PLUMS YOU.
6.
- Ko te sisa.
- WHO CUTS YOUR HAIR.
7.
- Nosi se.
- CARRY YOURSELF.
8.
- Tekuca pitanja.
- LIQUID QUESTIONS.
9.
- Od malih nogu.
- SINCE THE LITTLE LEGS.
10.
- Malo prije.
- SMALL BEFORE.
11.
- More bre.
- SEA, BROTHER.
12.
- Voditi racuna..
- TO LEAD THE BILL.
13.
- Samoubica.
- ONLY KILLER.
14.
- Napet sam.
- I'M ON FIVE.
15.
- Hajde da igramo karte.
- LET'S PLAY TICKETS.
16.
- Dijelim vase misljenje.
- I DIVIDE YOUR OPINION.
17.
- On je svjetla tacka.
- HE IS A BRIGHT FULL STOP.
18.
- Spetljao se s njom.
- HE LOOPED HIMSELF WITH HER.
19.
- Zelim da se naslonim na tebe.
- I WISH TO ELEPHANT ON YOU.
20.
- Sta ti pada na pamet.
- WHAT IS FALLING ON YOUR BRAIN.
21.
- Pucali smo od smijeha.
- WE WERE SHOOTING FROM LAUGHTER.
22.
- Pijan je ko majka.
- HE IS DRUNK AS A MOTHER.
23.
- On je velika marka.
- HE IS A BIG STAMP.
24.
- Iz cista mira.
- OUT OF CLEAN PEACE.
25.
- Fotokopije.
- FOTO-WHO-DRINKS.
26.
- Upala misica.
- THE INFALL OF A LITTLE MOUSE.
27.
- Supruga.
- ARE-RAILWAY.
28.
- Blago tebi.
- TREASURE TO YOU.
29.
- Veni, vidi, vici.
- FADE, SEE, JOKES.
30.
- Sve, sto je izgubljeno, moze se povratiti.
- EVERYTHING THAT IS LOST CAN BE THROWN UP.
31.
- Pop-pjevac.
- PRIEST-SINGER.
32.
- Sve je gore i gore.
- EVERYTHING IS UP AND UP.
33.
- Sranje kroz gusto granje.
- SHITTING THROUGH A DENSE BUSH.
34.
- Sarajevo
- SARA IS AN OX.
35.
- Dedinje.
- HE BELONGS TO GRANDFATHER.
36.
- Mali losinj.
- LITTLE BAD CITY.
37.
- Skoplje.
- CASTRATION CITY.
38.
- Neda Ukraden.
- NO YES STOLEN.
39.
- Ruzica Sokic.
- LITTLE ROSE LITTLE JUICE.
40.
- Slobodan Milosevic.
- FREEMAN GENTLEFUCK.
41.
- Alija Izetbegovic.
- BUT I AND BROTHER-IN-LAW ESCAPE.
42.
- Mirjana.
- PEACE I ON.
43.
- Tugomir.
- SADPEACER.


Meni omiljena psovka je yeebboo ttee miss
gospodja Darkoje

 

[topmodelsica]

Yebo li te Lebo, ha ha ha ha... Tako psuje moja mama.

 

[911s [SK]]

'Aj zdravo i moj ti usput.

 

[gost 10000]

sisaj sisu...

 

[nordic_warrior]

hm,rekao bih da je bilo dosta grozota a vasoj masti stvarno sve pohvale