So you want to look like a porn star. You're pale, lack curves, and look plainer that the fields of Wisconsin - but deep down, you wish you looked like Jenna Jameson or Pamela Anderson in her Baywatch days. To you, it seems impossible to achieve this sexy, porn star look without resorting to risky surgery, and maybe you're right. What if you're wrong, though? What if it's possible to get that coveted sexy look naturally? Here are some tips on how to achieve this sexy, porn-esque look easily and effortlessly:
Have a silky, blond mane. If your hair is short, try getting extensions. Any beauty shop nearby can supply this, but it'll cost you some money. Ask around and see who offers the best. Have it also dyed to your preference, and if you're going for the classic porn star look, go bleach blond. Going straight or curly is up to you also, but straight is the usual look. You can do this by investing in a nice hair straightener.
Get a deep, bronzed tan. Pale porn stars are never popular - get tanned. No, you don't need to spend hours in the sun to achieve this look (skin cancer really isn't worth it). Use self-tanners available at stores. They are available as foam, towelettes, sprays, or cream. If you want an even-looking tan, go for the towelettes or sprays, as it can be applied more effectively.
Plump up those lips! Instead of having fat injected into your lips, do it naturally. If you don't already, moisturize your lips with lip balm, and if that isn't enough, get some venom. For the really cheap route, eat something spicy and apply lip balm afterwards. You may be in pain, but your lips are plumped and ready!
Pad up your bra. Wear two bras instead to make it look like you have bigger breasts. For maximum effect, make sure to get push up bras. They lift your breasts so it genuinely looks like you're sporting bigger boobs. If
you can't get those porn star double Ds, don't sweat it - smaller breasts aren't bad either!
Invest in frosty makeup! This is the signature porn star look, so invest in some. Line your eyes heavily with black eyeliner, and dust your eyelids with light blue or white eye shadow. Highlight your eyebrows with white and apply pale pink lipstick for maximum effect. Make sure to outline your lips with a darker shade so they look fish-like, like a true porn star!
Gain weight, right now. You aren't going to attract anybody looking thinner than Nicole Richie, so eat up. The extra padding will add natural curves to your waistline and hopefully add gain to other areas, such as your buttocks or breasts.
Exercise! If you're going to gain weight, you might as well exercise so your assets (no pun intended) are strong, built, and ready to shown off. Try some butt and chest exercises - butt exercises will prevent your butt from sagging and make it round. Chest exercises are a natural breast lift and help make it fuller. Stomach exercises will also keep your stomach flat and taut, and arm exercises de-jiggle your arm fat - and of course, to get sexy, sculpted legs, start doing leg exercises. Which kinds? Any kind. Some good exercise routines to get your body fully sculpted are Tae-Bo and Pilates. Tae-Bo is perfect for the tomboy in you; Pilates is great if you're graceful.
Do these tips and watch the results - within a month you'll be as sexy as porn star Jenna Jameson, without risking your life going under the knife. Problem solved!
Have a silky, blond mane. If your hair is short, try getting extensions. Any beauty shop nearby can supply this, but it'll cost you some money. Ask around and see who offers the best. Have it also dyed to your preference, and if you're going for the classic porn star look, go bleach blond. Going straight or curly is up to you also, but straight is the usual look. You can do this by investing in a nice hair straightener.
Get a deep, bronzed tan. Pale porn stars are never popular - get tanned. No, you don't need to spend hours in the sun to achieve this look (skin cancer really isn't worth it). Use self-tanners available at stores. They are available as foam, towelettes, sprays, or cream. If you want an even-looking tan, go for the towelettes or sprays, as it can be applied more effectively.
Plump up those lips! Instead of having fat injected into your lips, do it naturally. If you don't already, moisturize your lips with lip balm, and if that isn't enough, get some venom. For the really cheap route, eat something spicy and apply lip balm afterwards. You may be in pain, but your lips are plumped and ready!
Pad up your bra. Wear two bras instead to make it look like you have bigger breasts. For maximum effect, make sure to get push up bras. They lift your breasts so it genuinely looks like you're sporting bigger boobs. If
you can't get those porn star double Ds, don't sweat it - smaller breasts aren't bad either!
Invest in frosty makeup! This is the signature porn star look, so invest in some. Line your eyes heavily with black eyeliner, and dust your eyelids with light blue or white eye shadow. Highlight your eyebrows with white and apply pale pink lipstick for maximum effect. Make sure to outline your lips with a darker shade so they look fish-like, like a true porn star!
Gain weight, right now. You aren't going to attract anybody looking thinner than Nicole Richie, so eat up. The extra padding will add natural curves to your waistline and hopefully add gain to other areas, such as your buttocks or breasts.
Exercise! If you're going to gain weight, you might as well exercise so your assets (no pun intended) are strong, built, and ready to shown off. Try some butt and chest exercises - butt exercises will prevent your butt from sagging and make it round. Chest exercises are a natural breast lift and help make it fuller. Stomach exercises will also keep your stomach flat and taut, and arm exercises de-jiggle your arm fat - and of course, to get sexy, sculpted legs, start doing leg exercises. Which kinds? Any kind. Some good exercise routines to get your body fully sculpted are Tae-Bo and Pilates. Tae-Bo is perfect for the tomboy in you; Pilates is great if you're graceful.
Do these tips and watch the results - within a month you'll be as sexy as porn star Jenna Jameson, without risking your life going under the knife. Problem solved!