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I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice. Scarface

- I need an ambulance. - What's the emergency? - There's been a suicide. - Who's the victim? - I am. Seven pounds

You know what? f_uck you! How about that? Scarface

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- Ja sam lepo upozorio kad smo kretali na put. Ko ne moze da izdrzi neka ne kre..kre? - Ćeee!! - Će, drugovi i drugarice pioniri, će! Tito i ja

"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of...

- Cekaj, jesi li ti ozenjen? - Ja? Da, ozenjen, ali to je samo formalnost. Ruzna je i ne volim je. Otvorena vrata

-..i kaze "Papire?" kao na francuskom, ja mu kazem "Kakve papire?", isto mu na francuskom odgovaram. Krenem engleski vidim ne kapira, ajde na francuskom i krenem da mu objasnim:"Kakve papire? Izvini molim te kakve papire? Sidji mi covece sa krme, sidji mi sa krme nemoj da te veceras sluze u...

- Wait a minute. You're a cripple. - Dad. - Wha... What? - Dad. - Got a problem with my legs? - You've got the problem. Either that, or you're just lazy. - Hey, Dad, just shut up, OK? - You're telling me to shut up?! Retard, slut, whore! - I am not retarded. Freddie Got Fingered

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Odlicno \m/ Kaze drugar da je plakao k'o dete kad ih je gledao, naravno zbog nje(nog pevanja). Rece da zvuci jos mocnije uzivo.

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. - What are you, NUTS? - It's been suggested. - And in your little brain. You try to figure out, "Did she **** someone tonight? - No, see Clem. I assume you fucked someone tonight. Isn't that how you get people to like you? - I wish you'd...

South Park, Tonsil Trouble Magic Johnson: You boys both have the virus? Are you sure? Cartman: We're not just sure, we're HIV-positive. Kyle: Will you stop it with that?! What part of this is funny to you?! Cartman: Kyle, we need to find a... Kyle: What part of being infected with a...