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Cubaka Noris da nema temu
pa mi se igramo sa zivotima
rizikujemo roundhouse kick u glavu
ovaj doajen glumista
ima na tuce sjajnih filmova tipa Delta Force i President Man
nema ko nije gledao
Sta mislite o ovome megdandziji
 
Ova je genijalna - We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before they could tell him there was a stripper in it :) :) :)

Na ovoj prvoj slici kao da nije normalan daleko bilo, nesto su mu mnogo male ruke :)

Ja nisam gledala nijedan film sa Cubakom, ako mozete da verujete. Jedino sto sam gledala je par epizoda Teksaskog Rendzera kad sam bila u osnovnoj i to ne celih :) Zato ne mogu da pricam o njegovi m filmovima, jadna ja :)
 
chuck norris's tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried

chuck norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. he then shouted "how dare you rhyme in the presence of chuck norris" and ripped out her throat. holding his girlfriends bloody throat in his hand he bellowed "don't f*ck with the chuck!" Two years and 5 months later he realised the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that everyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.


Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying.

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
 
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