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To become aware of my own sensuality,
I first become fully aware of my own tactile sense.
In dim light, I close my eyes and remove my clothes.

Do I lose his respect for being so wild?
Hardly. He treats me like a rare and precious jewel.
And he goes through the day proud of the fact, that with me,
He is the world's most imaginative lover.

Men pick amazing places for sexual adventure.
The wildest adventure proposed to me was in a bathtub which was full of Jello!
All I could think of, was how many boxes it would take?
What would be the most alluring colour?
The most delicious flavour?
And how could that affect our oral explarations?
If the Jello gets firm, would I bounce?

As you look around for what's new and different,
Remember these three important weapons that should be learned to keep a man in love.
Imagination, sensitivity to his moods and desires,
And the courage to experiment with new sexual techniques,
Enticing situations and places.

Lovemaking is physical, and so its its language.
Suck, cock, ****, and prick, are not bad words.
Used in the bedroom by lovers to describe parts of the body,
And physical activities,
They are very proper indeed, and they distinctly enhance sex.
Overhaul a prudish attitude.
Don't whistle and stick up your nose, at least, not up in the air.
 
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To become aware of my own sensuality,
I first become fully aware of my own tactile sense.
In dim light, I close my eyes and remove my clothes.

Do I lose his respect for being so wild?
Hardly. He treats me like a rare and precious jewel.
And he goes through the day proud of the fact, that with me,
He is the world's most imaginative lover.

Men pick amazing places for sexual adventure.
The wildest adventure proposed to me was in a bathtub which was full of Jello!
All I could think of, was how many boxes it would take?
What would be the most alluring colour?
The most delicious flavour?
And how could that affect our oral explarations?
If the Jello gets firm, would I bounce?

As you look around for what's new and different,
Remember these three important weapons that should be learned to keep a man in love.
Imagination, sensitivity to his moods and desires,
And the courage to experiment with new sexual techniques,
Enticing situations and places.

Lovemaking is physical, and so its its language.
Suck, cock, ****, and prick, are not bad words.
Used in the bedroom by lovers to describe parts of the body,
And physical activities,
They are very proper indeed, and they distinctly enhance sex.
Overhaul a prudish attitude.
Don't whistle and stick up your nose, at least, not up in the air.
BRAVO.....
 
ДаклеМ нису све чланице ЕУ истовремено и чланице Европске Свемирске Агенције (Луксембург, рецимо), као што је и Норвешка ван ЕУ али је чланица ЕСА-е! Одлуком наше премудре владе, под надзором најљепшег, дајем мој скромни предлог химне будуће, а сада у оснивању, Српске Свемирске Агенције (ССА)!

СМАК: САТЕЛИТ !
 
kako zensko treba da bude gradjeno
da nam lakse padne nabijanje na kolac


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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Otišao Crnogorac u neku imaginarnu islamsko-fundamentalističku zemlju.
Prilikom šetnje gradom uvati za dupe neku zabrađenu ženu i pokupi ga policija za očuvanje moralnih i vjerskih vrijednosti.
Dovedu ga kod kalifa i on kad je čuo šta je uradio reče:
"Dovedite Jusufa."
Dođe Jusuf, 2,5 metra visok, 2 metra preko leda. Kalif reče:
"Jusufe ovog da karaš do zore!"
Crnogorac krenu kukati, te kako ću ženi i familiji na oči, bolje me ubijte ovo-ono, kad u tom uvodi policija drugog tipa.
"Šta je taj uradio?" upita kalif.
"Krao nešto na pijaci." odgovoriše ovi.
"Dobro, njemu odsjecite ruke." reče kalif.
Stavi Jusuf njih dvojicu pod mišku i taman da krene, kad dovode trećeg.
"Šta je sa ovim?" upita kalif. "Psovao alaha i pravio ****** u džamiji."
"E njemu odsjecite i ruke i noge."
Stavi Jusuf i njega pod mišku, kad dovedoše četvrtog.
"Sta je taj uradio?"
"Pobio ljude i djecu."
" E njemu odrežite i ruke i glavu" reče kalif.
Stavi njih Jusuf pod ruku i krenu, kad će Crnogorac:
"Jusufe, jesi zapamtio koga treba da karaš?"

:hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:
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lepa, za slobodu je samo potrebna volja, želja,, potreba.
ebo, žiot ako ga ne živiš u skradu sa sobom i svojim željama.

:ok: kada počneš da ga živiš u skladu sa sobom, željama i potrebama onda ti nema druge nego da nastaviš jedino na taj način, kada jednom to osetiš..........
ne ovo se ne može opisati, mora se osetiti, mislim da je velika većina populacije ograničena ovim ili onim ali najviše nedostatkom hrabrosti.
 


To become aware of my own sensuality,
I first become fully aware of my own tactile sense.
In dim light, I close my eyes and remove my clothes.

Do I lose his respect for being so wild?
Hardly. He treats me like a rare and precious jewel.
And he goes through the day proud of the fact, that with me,
He is the world's most imaginative lover.

Men pick amazing places for sexual adventure.
The wildest adventure proposed to me was in a bathtub which was full of Jello!
All I could think of, was how many boxes it would take?
What would be the most alluring colour?
The most delicious flavour?
And how could that affect our oral explarations?
If the Jello gets firm, would I bounce?

As you look around for what's new and different,
Remember these three important weapons that should be learned to keep a man in love.
Imagination, sensitivity to his moods and desires,
And the courage to experiment with new sexual techniques,
Enticing situations and places.

Lovemaking is physical, and so its its language.
Suck, cock, ****, and prick, are not bad words.
Used in the bedroom by lovers to describe parts of the body,
And physical activities,
They are very proper indeed, and they distinctly enhance sex.
Overhaul a prudish attitude.
Don't whistle and stick up your nose, at least, not up in the air.

:worth::worth::worth:
:klap:
 
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Otišao Crnogorac u neku imaginarnu islamsko-fundamentalističku zemlju.
Prilikom šetnje gradom uvati za dupe neku zabrađenu ženu i pokupi ga policija za očuvanje moralnih i vjerskih vrijednosti.
Dovedu ga kod kalifa i on kad je čuo šta je uradio reče:
"Dovedite Jusufa."
Dođe Jusuf, 2,5 metra visok, 2 metra preko leda. Kalif reče:
"Jusufe ovog da karaš do zore!"
Crnogorac krenu kukati, te kako ću ženi i familiji na oči, bolje me ubijte ovo-ono, kad u tom uvodi policija drugog tipa.
"Šta je taj uradio?" upita kalif.
"Krao nešto na pijaci." odgovoriše ovi.
"Dobro, njemu odsjecite ruke." reče kalif.
Stavi Jusuf njih dvojicu pod mišku i taman da krene, kad dovode trećeg.
"Šta je sa ovim?" upita kalif. "Psovao alaha i pravio ****** u džamiji."
"E njemu odsjecite i ruke i noge."
Stavi Jusuf i njega pod mišku, kad dovedoše četvrtog.
"Sta je taj uradio?"
"Pobio ljude i djecu."
" E njemu odrežite i ruke i glavu" reče kalif.
Stavi njih Jusuf pod ruku i krenu, kad će Crnogorac:
"Jusufe, jesi zapamtio koga treba da karaš?"

:hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:
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:hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:
 
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