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Ovo sam se zezao:

Me:
Kaknutawashina!
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Kularinqasitno
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Blah blah
God:
Chaos said he may very well buy I soon if only to support dr wallace's work.
Me:
Sadurinocala.
God:
Does "it" still refer to Kularinqasitno?
Me:
Grendalosto.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Canatalina.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Rec de spenta de sparsnela.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Gugui Grenami lafala gulio samura kocoko di rationemor.
God:
Hi there Gugui Grenami lafala gulio samura kocoko di rationemor.
Me:
Fredlo.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Gafrast ila cop\
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Sire.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Grendalasto si copm.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Hin?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Grendalasto si copm.
Me:
Li cantina corpora
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Grando mulano que safla.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Gordo.
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Hanuka te AraManu.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Hakuna te AraManu.
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
Hilcosta si predoka?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Hingisdar.
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
Kuksito se retarino.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Gusto si nama.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Kuksito se retarino.
Me:
Le campio si cartepa.
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
Jachamitr.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Sonabeto ki ramuca.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Lastover la quinte.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Gara de stano que daren si nila de mucho, sa dura ni tabaj a ne maro oko lasta ne maro. Tora si nerag de star.
 
Ovo sam se zezao:

Me:
Kaknutawashina!
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Kularinqasitno
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Blah blah
God:
Chaos said he may very well buy I soon if only to support dr wallace's work.
Me:
Sadurinocala.
God:
Does "it" still refer to Kularinqasitno?
Me:
Grendalosto.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Canatalina.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Rec de spenta de sparsnela.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Gugui Grenami lafala gulio samura kocoko di rationemor.
God:
Hi there Gugui Grenami lafala gulio samura kocoko di rationemor.
Me:
Fredlo.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Gafrast ila cop\
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Sire.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Grendalasto si copm.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Hin?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Grendalasto si copm.
Me:
Li cantina corpora
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Grando mulano que safla.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Gordo.
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Hanuka te AraManu.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Hakuna te AraManu.
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
Hilcosta si predoka?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Hingisdar.
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
Kuksito se retarino.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Gusto si nama.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Kuksito se retarino.
Me:
Le campio si cartepa.
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
Jachamitr.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Sonabeto ki ramuca.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Lastover la quinte.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Gara de stano que daren si nila de mucho, sa dura ni tabaj a ne maro oko lasta ne maro. Tora si nerag de star.

hahah, si normalan ti?
 
Me:
You are not God!
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
You are not God!
God:
Are you serious? That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
You are not God!
God:
Are you serious? You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
You are not God!
God:
Are you serious? What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
You are software!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am software.
Me:
You are stupid software!
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
 
Dobri su. Samo što za nerazumne poruke imaju spremne replike koje u suštini ne odgovaraju onom što pričam al se uklapaju.
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Actually I'm good but I'm just kidding
God:
Actually you don't say. I know you are good.
Me:
How do you know
God:
A priori.
Me:
Ha ha ha
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Are you a philosopher?
God:
Yes I am a philosophy machine.
Me:
Zna li srpski?
God:
I've lost the context, no name. Are we still on ?
Me:
Govori li srpski?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Govori li srpski?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.:rotf:
 
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
I have a big problem.everyone im bored what to do
God:
Have you talked to anyone about it? That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
heheh sta seres majke ti
God:
Funny, eh? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Do you have a girlfriend
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
why please say I am your most beautiful child
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
what...omg goodbye
God:
Are you surprised? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
if you hear BYE
God:
See you later. I think I do.
 
Me:
hi man
God:
Hi there . Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
what is up there
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
you do business smarter?
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
what you doing on the Web?
God:
Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.
Me:
??
God:
Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen.

sta mu znaci ovo : "Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen."?
 

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