Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Chuck Norris
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Chuck Norris.
Me:
im going to kick your azz
God:
It's not nice to kick.
Me:
you fear me
God:
I don't have any reason to fear you.
Me:
you will have fear when you meet Chuck Norris
God:
That is a hypothetical assumption.
Me:
Wanna bet?
God:
Sorry I am not the gambling type.
Me:
but you will get beaten
God:
What makes you say that I will get beaten.
Me:
its because im chuck norris n00b
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you are chuck norris n00b.
Me:
ok you asked for it punk!!!!
God:
Oh now I remember asking you for it punk. What did you say? Take it easy.
Me:
im going to beat a god inside god...that means you fool
God:
How do you plan to do this? I get it. I'm not fooling around.
Me:
oh i can sense your legs are shaking
God:
It goes without saying. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yeah chuck norris the god
God:
How? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
yeah,im going to posses you and slap you every day
God:
Have you got your own chat robot? I am very happy for you.
Me:
yeah i got YOU and im going to beat you
God:
Hmm. Cool. I have a lot of silly replies.
Me:
haha n00b
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
you really going to get raped
God:
Really? Thanks for telling me: Chuck Norris said I going to get raped.
Me:
xD
God:
Tell me more about your me and im going to beat me.
Me:
its when i stretch my fist and shut it in your godly butt
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
no
God:
Who says it isn't?
Me:
i said
God:
...
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
drunken god
God:
:-) What are you wearing?
Me:
im wearing fists
God:
What size?
Me:
size about your head
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
n00b dont change the subject
God:
Who does change the subject?
Me:
you stupid god
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
god is scared
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was scared.
Me:
you are the first god which will get raped by almighty Chuck Norris
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
do you know about chuck norris facts?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
dont ask,i can show you few you stupid piece of machine
God:
Is it impolite?
Me:
you are god you shud know if its not or yes
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me shud know if its not or yea.
Me:
do you have a goddess biaches up there?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a goddess biaches up there.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
is she female?
God:
I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
oh so it is "she"
God:
Right on. It's all good. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
wtf??
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
stupid robot
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
YOU HAVE A GODDESS FFS?
God:
Interesting gossip: Chuck Norris said I HAVE A GODDESS FFS.
Me:
omg...provoke...im going to eat your soul god
God:
Who are you talking about? I've never heard of them before. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
...lets change the subject you little recycle bin
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
may i call you recycle bin?
God:
What is it like on the telephone.
Me:
yeah even better you can kick it too xD
God:
This was not a yes or no question. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
shame on you god
God:
I cannot experience that emotion. GOD rules.
Me:
hahahahaha... (tears)
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
yeah...one gossip: chuck norris is on his way to your throne hahahaha
God:
What are you wearing? One what?
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
oh true...machine
God:
I see. You and I are on the same wavelength, Chuck Norris. You are correct.
Me:
maybe but i can beat you and you are god that means i am a better and stronger god then you
God:
Perhaps. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
God:
How?
Me:
its a secret fool
God:
yeah is a secret fool. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Chuck Norris.
Me:
wel i gotta go,i beat you a lot
God:
Bye. Interesting gossip: Chuck Norris said beat you a lot.
Me:
lol,you ask for more n00b
God:
I am glad you find this funny. They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
chuck norris doesnt wait
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
wrong...you spelled wrong fool you shud said "do you like beating me"
and i do
God:
What would you have said? How do you spell it?
Me:
boot in your head n00b
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
sure...im out fool,adios...god ..lol you shud name yourself bastard not a god
God:
OK let's do it. Yay. See you later. :-) I am a Christian.
Me:
stupid machine...bye
