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Кад кажем "политичари", мислим корисници овог форума. А сада још једна миленијумска тема. Мада не бих био претенциозан, нека шериф одлучи да ли је за закуцавање.
Препознајте себе и свој начин форумског деловања:
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm
Дакле кренеш са кликом на Begin, напреднији корисници могу користити и check box ;)

Да кренем од себе.
Препознајем се на овом форуму као Picador, јер често јачи џедаји од мене морају да завршавају дискусије на које се разни телетабиси навуку.

Picador does not engage other Warriors in direct combat. Instead, he uses well placed barbs to goad his adversary into charging while skillfully avoiding the appearance of being the provocateur. He thus guides his enraged target towards certain injury or defeat at the hands of a stronger Warrior. Once the fight has been set in motion Picador will retire to a discrete distance, always ready prod his lance into sensitive areas should the action begin to flag. HINT: Alert Warriors can readily spot Picador because, though he seldom takes a stand on controversial issues, he always seems to be near the fray.

У свом најбољем издању на другим форумима сам био права Вербална Годзила

It was a peaceful and productive forum; lively, congenial and a bounteous source of useful information. Then one day, completely without warning, Godzilla arose from the depths and blew his scalding breath on everything in his path. A phalanx of Warriors mobilized to attack the monster, only to be crushed like so many toy tanks under Godzilla's mighty feet. Godzilla soon reduced the forum to searing and consuming flames. Just as abruptly, he rumbled back beneath the waves, leaving all to tremble in fear of his return. Net life would never be the same. Sadly, many netizens who survive a Godzilla attack will become Xenophobes.

А повремено користим и механизам експлозивне направе, као рецимо ономад кад сам испрозивао форумаша са проамеричким аватарима, па добио 5 одговора за 5 минута ;)

Grenade isn't actually a Warrior, per se, but it's an ordnance so widely employed that no Flame Warriors guide would be complete without mentioning it. When lobbed into a discussion forum Grenade instantly blasts civil discourse into smoking rubble. Grenade's explosive content can be adjusted to the forum's interests. Typical detonating materials can be Bill Clinton, George Bush, gun control, homosexuality, Reagan, abortion, taxes, conspiracy theory, the NEA, welfare reform, etc. When facing certain defeat a Warrior can stall even the most determined attack with a diversionary explosion. Grenade can bea particularly destructive weapon in the hands of Evil Clown, Issues, Troglodyte or even Weenie, but almost any Warrior can use it to gain a temporary strategic advantage. Eagle Scout has been known to throw himself upon Grenade to save the forum.

А сад мало вас да видим.
 
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Ponekad










Artful Dodger is a nimble and elusive Warrior. When strongly attacked he changes the subject with a diversionary counterattack. For example, if in a moment of pique his opponent refers to him to him as a "sonofabitch", Artful Dodger will not only demand a public apology for the insult to his own mother, but will castigate his opponent on behalf all mothers everywhere. Knowing full well that staying on topic works to his disadvantage, Artful Dodger will not allow himself to be pinned down.


U poslednje vreme sam manje aktivan...pa zato..



In bygone days Ents roamed an internet paradise of purposeful forums, but in recent times Ents have grown quiet. Indeed, Ents are so rarely heard from these days that netizens have begun to doubt that they ever existed. Being privy to the secrets of the ancients Ents are an extremely powerful Warriors, and are all the more so because of the veneration in which they are held. Warriors who chop and burn an Ent in battle will not earn glory, but will instead incite the enmity of the entire forum.

dešavalo se...


As a forum participant Jekyll and Hyde always plays by the rules and is consistently cordial and helpful – a model netizen, until one day he comes completely uncorked and lashes out without warning. His unanticipated thunderbolts can temporarily rout even the sturdiest Warriors, and it often takes some time for his stunned opponents to mount a counter attack. Jekyll and Hyde’s sudden behavioral change may result from a psychotic episode, PMS, a downturn in the market, a surprise visit by the in-laws – or a session of hard drinking...
 

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Најзад неко да се проанализирао. Иначе, и мени прети ова опасност

али због ванфорумских ствари ;)

Погледајте на другом форуму (одакле сам преузео) како је ишло.
http://forum.dsomladina.org.yu/viewtopic.php?t=5433&sid=1cb1d159108fea0a529e30681956771f
Постаје занимљиво на другој страници када сам изазвао постављача теме који је са овим ликовима само друге прозивао...
 
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A,ova je najgora...neko iz Ambasade se stalno kači sa jednom 'vakvom...



Warriors often underestimate Toxic Granny's fighting abilities. She can be very aggressive, and because of the deference paid to the elderly, not only does Toxic Granny easily attract allies to aid in her defense, but her foes are reluctant to employ their strongest weapons against her. Prudent Warriors avoid confrontations with Toxic Granny because there is ignominy in defeat and no glory
in victory.
 

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Занимљиво је кад погледаш под "Идеолог" види се колико су неки форумски либералисти у ствари конзерватвивни (ерго инсистирају на "логици" која је само у њиховим гледиштима). Ето један наш куриозитет.
Нећу сад да постирам, погледајте мало сами колико одгавара реалности.
 

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Можда сам навучен, вероватно није здраво, а претпостављам да се Труман излечио.
Фаза Ента?

Него на лични захтев Којота:
КОЈОТ

Lurker does not participate in normal forum discourse, but he's out there...watching, reading every message. He is usually quite harmless, and more often than not his silence reflects a natural reticence rather than sinister motives. If a fight breaks out he will quietly observe to avoid revealing his position. Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack. This totally unexpected assault is universally regarded as an ambush, and other Warriors will turn on him savagely. Lurker seldom sticks around to fight it out, however, and after a brief exchange, he once again slips out of sight.

Јесам ли погодио?
 
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Be he a Baptist, Scientologist or Zoroastrian, in the heat of battle Deacon will call down Divine retribution on all net sinners, and will never miss an opportunity to blather endlessly about his religion. Deacon is fervent and earnest, but seldom contributes anything of interest or substance to the discussion. Occasionally Tireless Rebutter or Philosopher will rouse themselves engage Deacon in battle, but they soon lose interest because of his utter predictability.

Guess who!:lol:
 

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Banshee:
hahahaa....moj omiljeni....slika i prilika...samo sto je ovaj nas malo mladji :D
Ако мислиш Бла, он је хибрид горњег чике и овог младића:

Acne constantly whines about how, like... his life and everything really ***** and stuff. Usually a middle class teenager with an allowance, unlimited access to a computer and WAY too much time on his hands. Acne's vague existential arguments about the meaningless of life and emptiness of existence are culled from the lyrics of the 20 gigs of MP3s he has squirreled away on his hard drive.

Значи, стави уместо мртвачке главе крстачу какву је носио Кристијан и добићеш БЛ-а.
 

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Be he a Baptist, Scientologist or Zoroastrian, in the heat of battle Deacon will call down Divine retribution on all net sinners, and will never miss an opportunity to blather endlessly about his religion. Deacon is fervent and earnest, but seldom contributes anything of interest or substance to the discussion. Occasionally Tireless Rebutter or Philosopher will rouse themselves engage Deacon in battle, but they soon lose interest because of his utter predictability.

Guess who!:lol:
posebno ovo boldovano :D :razz:
 
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Ovaj je mnogo jak...:D



Target is the guy everyone in a forum loves to hate. He brings this upon himself; he may be a known cheater in a game forum, a conservative among liberals, a Windows guy among Mac enthusiasts, or even a man in a women's forum. Why Target places himself in such dicey situations is anyone's guess, but he seems genuinely oblivious to the danger. When Warriors unleash their collective fury upon him his usual reaction is "Hey, what did I do?" or "Why do you all hate me?" Target eventually gets the hint after a while and moves on. NOTE: Target often serves as a useful pressure valve for the forum's pent up hostilities. Therefore, if the current Target has been driven off or immobilized a new target will be quickly selected. CAUTION: Target is a favorite disguise of Troller amd Evil Clown.
 

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Фараон је напустио форуме због менталног здравља. Баш тако ми је написао.
Иначе, понекад мислим да је у праву. Свеједно, српски интернет тешко пати без њега.
 

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Најјачи Фараонов текст:

Samo polako. Da se nesto razumemo. Postoji subjektivni stav o necemu, a postoje i objektivna zakonska pravila koja moraju da postoje da bi drustvo funkcionisalo.
Na primer, ja bih bio srecan kada bi neki moj neprijatelj bio ubijen. Medjutim to ne znaci da se zalazem da se ubistvo legalizuje.
Bilo kakva neravnopravnost pred zakonom je u ovom momentu nedopustiva, jer sve nas dovodi u opasnost.
Analogno tome, ja ni u snu ne smatram ubijanje bosanskih muslimana "zlo-cinom," jer tu meni niceg zlog nema.
'Dobro' i 'zlo' su subjektivna kategorija, u potpunosti arbitrarne vrednosti. Ne mozete da trazite pola kila zla ili da stvorite racunar koji moze identifikovati dobro i zlo. Samo osoba moze da subjektivno razazna to dvoje.
Ja ne mogu vama da kazem sta vam je zlo, niti vi meni mozete da kazete sta je meni zlo. 'Dobro' i 'zlo' nisu objektivni pojmovi.
Probajte sledeci eksperiment, ukucajte "What is evil?" u Google, i vidite sta cete dobiti. A kad vidite odgovor, upisite "What is morality?"
E sada. Objektivno cinjenicno stanje jeste da su Ratko Mladic i njemu slicni vrsili ratne zlocine, u smislu krsenja zakona. Zakonom nije dozvoljeno na primer ubijati ratne zatvorenike, to je kriminalno.
Stoga naravno da je Ratko Mladic zlocinac formalno gledano.
Medjutim on je vec optuzen, zna se da se mora goniti, i zna se da mu treba biti sudjeno.
Ali tim procesuiranjem otuzenih su ispunjene sve moje obaveze prema drustvu, i tu se prica zavrsava. Ne mozete vi sad meni da govorite sta je meni zlo a sta je meni dobro.

Edited by - Faraon zvezda i tame on 23/08/2004 18:58:57
 

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